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20 TOOLS YOU CAN USE TO TERROR AND HAVOK
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BY THE DARK ENTROPY
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GREETS TO: The Anarchial Artist- My partner in kryme
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Psycho- the pyro-maniac who knows 2 much
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Captain Kidd- Yere cool there buddy..
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H8RED- Nice shit in your garage
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For all of you out there who have ever look at something and said" I wonder
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how that works?" your a lamer so get puny ass outta here.
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For those of you who looked at something and wondered " How can I screw this
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mother-fucker up and turn it into a insturment of havok?" This list is for
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you.
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1. Burlap Bag- Sumthin to carry your tools of destruction in.
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use a simple potato sack. Don't take a backpack because you can get
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tangled up in it. Ya can chuck it in a bush if chased
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2. Hammer- Use this tool for many things from smashing to nailing an alive
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cat's tail to a tree. A normal claw hammer will work best but for bustin'
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port-a-shits a sledge is the only way to go.
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3. Nails- Another common tool that can be corrupted to our needs. My personal
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area of play (prey) is a picnic area. Look for outdoor water pipes and place
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the nail against the pipe and give it a tap from the hammer and remove the
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nail hopefully a mini geyser of comes shooting out. If you see nothing
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coming out but here this hissing noise GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!
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YOU HIT A GAS LINE AND ITS GONNA BLOW!!!!!
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4. Wood Saw- If yere near a childrens playground this can be a kick-ass
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tool. Usually this places are built out of 4x4's but some crossbeams and
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shit are just 2x4's just whip out yer saw when no ones lookin' then jump up
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hang off it until it breaks off. But do it fast or you will look like a ass
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5. Keyhole Saw- Just slip this fucker between the door cracks bring it down
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till you feel the bolt begin to saw. After a bit you cut the bolt and in you
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go. Use this for getting into sheds, ranger houses, and anything with
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deaddbolts.
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6. Tree Saws- Use these big saws to create your own roadblocks or smash
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washrooms with the strength of good ol' mama nature. The only problem is
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that it takes a while to cut down a tree.
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7.Screwdrivers- Phillips,robinsons, and slots if you dont what know to do
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with these delete the file.
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8.Crowbars- An absolute must. This vesatile tool can be for everything
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from prying out nails to bashing the shit outta sumthin' or someone!
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9.SprayPaint- Use this to vandalize an area or to create your own personal
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flamethrower. Accomplish this by puttin' a lighter in front of it. If the
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flame gets sucked in wait till the can gets hot then chuk it as far as
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possible. It should explode.
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10.Hot Glue Gun- Use this item for more urban missions. Hopefully it's battery
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powered and you can carry it around. Simply take the gun and stick it inside
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the lock. When it hardens the fucker won't be able to get in.
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11.Various Chemicals- I'm no chemist but even I carry around a few assorted
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chemicals around in my bag with me. Usually I take some Iscopropyl, some
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kind of oil, and some gas. Use the iscoprop to burn shit, the oil to make
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stuff slippery, and if you don't know what to do with gas you're stupidddd.
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12.B-B Gun- A must for shattering windows and the like. Also shoot cute little
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furry animals (use Anarchial Artist point scale). Also if yer smart enuff to
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make nitro-glycerine you can use this too set it off.
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13.Basball Bat- Think about it stupid.....
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14.Utility Knife- What ever you do bring a knife that looks scary. If some old
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geezer comes after you and ya flash out a swiss-army knife yah it would keep
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him away but if you just rolled some big 230 pound guy's kid I don't think
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he would back down. Get something with a big blade like a fillet knife or a
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machete ( not a butter knife )
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15.FIRE!!!!!- A must for every sab.
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16.Bolt Cutters- The conservation area behind my house is surrounded by a tall
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fence instead of climbing it all the time we just used this baby and *PRESTO*
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now more climbing. Make sure you the heavy cutters because with those you can
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shear locks.
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17.Pipe Cutter- Whirl this thing around any pipe you see and in a few minutes
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your through faster than a hacksaw and it's easier and quieter. Also if you
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ever have ever seen lots of steel wire wrapped together tightly together if
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you use this on it you will weaken greatly. In fact there is a eletrical pole
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thats falling next wind.
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18.Rope- Use it for making a quick escape route or tying people. Also use it
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to tie people to things. (tie someone to a rock and chuck em in a lake.
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19.Fishing Line- Fun, fun, Fun! A versatile item you can use almost everywhere.
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In well known biking areas string it across from two trees up high. As they
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whipping around the corner on their $500 bikes *BOOM* they're clothes-lined.
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If you're good take their bikes and ride off. Also plave on the ground where
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down to earth hikers will be hittin' the earth hard when they trip. Another
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nasty variant is a choke wire after a tripwire whwn the fall they strangle
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themselves. If you find some cheesewire use it for your chokes not only will
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they choke they will also cut their neck.
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20.Knowledge of the Area- One of the most important "tools" If you don't know
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where to run when the explosions roar or when the cops come a callin' your
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burnt or yer busted.
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