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.:How to Properly Crank Call some poor fool:.
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Written by: ((.)) The Bullseye!
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Well, you will probally say, upon reading the title, that you already
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know how to crank call somebody. Not really...There are many different
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ways to crank call a person, mentioned below in several catagories.
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Why crank call a person, you might ask? Well, some people flat
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out deserve it. Like the tough kid in your class, or the kid with the
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parents who don't give a hang what the kid does...It's these kind of
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people that deserve what they get. I don't like crank calling people
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just because "They're ugly","They're a dork.", etc. Only crank call
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people if they deserve it, and if you want to have some serious fun.
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.:Silly stuff
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I don't like making silly crank calls. These are the childish
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ones like giggling into the fone, leaving harsh messages on people's
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answering machines, screaming and hanging up, or something else dumb.
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I don't waste my time with these, as you can get pinned for these most
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often.
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.:Scared?
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Well, I have several ideas on this subject. One of the most cruel,
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is "Check on the Baby!" or "Don't come out of the house!" or something nasty
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to that effect. My favorite conversion goes like this:
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Them: "Hello?"
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You: "Hello. My name is (Whatever) from 'S' & 'M' Industries, and we'd
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like to confirm your order of (whatever, usually sexual stuff.)
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that you phoned in last weekend."
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Them: "I did not!"
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You: (State their address, fone #, etc.) and say that the order has already
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gone through, and will arrive shortly, anytime from now, to six
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weeks.
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Them: "Gag."
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Use a calm speaking tone when doing this, and insist that they ordered it.
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It's such fun.
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For parents with kids who are real hell-raisers, call up and say that
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you are Officer (Whatever, use a real cop-name) and that their son has
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been picked up on charges of (Tresspassing, Indecent Exposure, Prostitution,
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or whatever) and they you'd like for the adult to come get the child.
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Really disrupts a household.
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.:Other things to do...
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Well, if you REALLY dislike somebody, call one of those 800(toll
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free) numbers, and order them something, C.O.D., of course...Something
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useless, like kitchen knives, 3-D Graphic Plotters, and other things.)
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This pisses people off, especially when you do it three times in a week.
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When you crank call, have guts. Don't just call up, scream "FUCK YOU!"
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and hang up. What you SHOULD do is call up, scream "FUCK YOU!" and wait
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for an answer...They usually hang up, which is a real pity. When they
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threaten to call the police, remember that this takes time. In this
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time, have fun!
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That's about it, or that's all that comes to mind at this point.
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Remember, you don't know where you got this information from, once
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again.
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((.)) The Bullseye [[.]]
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