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This is an elementry manual on trashing. I don't think I am qualified to
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do one on advanced trashing, so here are the basics:
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Trashing is the act of sorting through trash captured from the garbage
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bins and cans of your local MaBell office. The trash often contains many
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valuable things which can range from office memos instructing an operator to
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carry out a special task (trace someone's line..etc) to actual working phones!
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In addition to those things, you are also very likely to pick up Bell manuals
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(they have this habit of replacing them every time one word is revised)
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The following is a list of suggested instructions and tips to follow when
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or if you go trashing. Trashing can be quite profitable and fun, provided you
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do it right and don't get smelly, dirty, or busted.
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STEP #1: LOCATE YOUR TARGET
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This involves deciding on where exactly the place is you want to
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trash. The place you want to go trashing at is the Switching Office
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since that's where everything happens. The easiest way to find the
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S.O. is to look for a lot of microwave towers. (not too hard, eh?)
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A good place for advanced trashing is your local COSMOS Office. To
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find it, look for the place in your city which most resembles:
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1. A Castle or Fort
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2. A Bunker out of WWII.
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3. Your local Federal Prison.
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4. A Building with the slogan "The more you hear.." on it.
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The security around these places is that of any of the 1, 2, or 3.
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Other possible targets would include:
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1. Relay stations.
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1. Look for a medium to small size tower with a little shack.
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2. Look for a big-ass tower with a house with AT&T on the door.
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The little shacks are usually good to break into because they
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are left with some really good stuff and are usually out in the
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middle (maybe a little to the west) or nowhere.
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I've never been into the houses. You can easily spot them
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because of the towers in the backyard and the odd fact that they
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have only one door (the front) and no (0) windows.
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STEP #2: SCOUT THE TARGET AREA
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One person should go out to the place you plan to trash and take a
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good look around. He should look for: Doors, cameras, fences, dogs,
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and the garbage bins. This is to minimize the amount of confusion
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when you go trashing that night or whenever-the-hell you go.
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The scout might want to make out a small map of the streets & stuff
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in the area if the group is unfamiliar with it. You might also want
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to use it for quick, safe escape routes.
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STEP #3: GATHER EQUIPMENT
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Here is a brief list of equipment you might want to take along:
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MAP : Streets, doors, security guards/cameras, garbage bins, etc...
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CAR : Doors and trunk open (lights off) Liscence Plate Covered
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While the car is not necessary, it is helpful in quick getaways and
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is easier than biking or walking.
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PEOPLE: More than one; Less than six.
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Almost never go trashing alone. And never bring more than five guys
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along with you. It's a little obvious when you have six or seven
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teenage guys with sacks, dark clothing, and flashlights.
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The recommended group is three, but a duty chart shows more or less:
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Number of people: 1 2 3 4 5 6
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Number to search: 1 1 2 3 3 4
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Number to watch : 0 1 1 1 2 2
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EQUIP : Sack (each - nylon recommended as is light & easily washed/hidden)
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FlashLight (each - with handkerchief)
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Use the handkerchief to cover the light at all times.
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(Light looks really unusual comming out of a garbage bin at 3am)
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Sneakers (ratty as possible - it is, afterall, garbage)
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Dark Clothing (no bright orange or other florecent materials)
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<+- ADVANCED EQUIPMENT -+>
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Nitefinder goggles
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Ski Mask
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Gloves
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Walkie Talkies / CB Radio
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Lockpicks
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A word on the lockpicks:
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Lockpicks are very handy to have if the garbage is locked up.
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BUT DO NOT bring them if you don't know for a fact that there
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are locks -or- if you don't know how to use them correctly.
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Should you get caught, you don't want to have attempted breaking
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and entry and shit like that trying to be pinned on you.
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Diversion Equipment: Smoke, Gas, Bang, or Flame bombs
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Bring only that- no pipe bombs, soda can bombs, or harmful stuff
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like that. If you get caught with that stuff, they get nasty.
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It is also tempting to level the garbage bin just before you
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leave, which is not too wise.
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AND NOW, THE EVER PRESENT: DOs and DON'Ts
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If you're going advanced trashing, bring along a voltage meter to test
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fences, doors, and stuff that might be electrically wired or monitored.
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DO NOT go poking around anywhere other than the bins. There are probably
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silent alarms on the doors and possibly hidden cameras watching those
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other places you might feel tempted to go poking around.
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DO NOT make a lot of noise.
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Tipping over the cans and telling dead baby jokes is generally not a good
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idea.
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Grab everything with typing on it. Leave the lunches and coffee grounds.
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DO it at night.
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DO all the reading/sorting at home or any other safe area other than the
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MaBell parking lot.
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Go to the bathroom before you leave. It's no fun to sort through pissed on
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papers and manuals or sit in a bin that smells like shit.
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DO NOT use the Diversion Equipment unless REALLY necessary.
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Don't be afraid to stash your haul/gear along the way if it's slowing your
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escape.
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DO NOT play jokes on the people in your party like shutting them in the bin.
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or acting like someone is comming.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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-TBB (FEB. 23, 1985)
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Call Castle Brass at (415) 345-2134
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