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%$#@ %$#@
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@#$% = ANACONDA - ANACONDA - ANACONDA - ANACONDA - ANACONA = @#$%
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%$#@ ********************************************************************* %$#@
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@#$% ** AAA ** @#$%
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%$#@ ** AAAA ** %$#@
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@#$% ** AAAAA ** @#$%
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%$#@ ** AA AA NN NN AA CCCC OOO NN NN DDDDD AA ** %$#@
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@#$% ** AA AA NNN NN AAA CC CC OO OO NNN NN DD DD AAA ** @#$%
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%$#@ ** AA AA NNNNNN AAAA CC OO OO NNNNNN DD DD AAAA ** %$#@
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@#$% ** AA AAAAA NN NNN AA AA CC CC OO OO NN NNN DD DD AA AA ** @#$%
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%$#@ ** AA AAAAAA NN NN AA AAA CCCC OOO NN NN DDDDD AA AAA ** %$#@
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@#$% ********************************************************************* @#$%
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%$#@ = VIPER - VIPER - VIPER - VIPER - VIPER - VIPER = %$#@
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@#$% @#$%
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%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$@
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@#$% @#$%
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%$#@ Viral Inclined Programming Experts Ring %$#@
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@#$% Proudly Presents to You... @#$%
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%$#@ %$#@
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@#$% ANACONDA #001: The Official VIPER Electronic Mag. @#$%
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%$#@ %$#@
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@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$
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!!! !!!
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!!! VIPER are: !!!
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!!! * Stingray * Venom * Moribindity * !!!
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!!! * Guido Sanchez * !!!
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!!! !!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Greetings: NUKE * SKISM * RABID * HIF
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(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
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Release Date: 01/22/92
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(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
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-----> <What is this shit?>
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Anaconda is the Official VIPER Magazine. We hope to bring you a fairly decent
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magazine based on wickedly polluted programs, as well as various interesting
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"Compu-Fucks", etc.
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-----> <What the fuck is VIPER? All this shit sounds like snakes. LAME!>
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Well, alright, we might have overdone it with the snake-like theme, but hey,
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it's a lot better than "VIPER" and then maybe a mag called, "12 Octal", and
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then have some stupid shit "code handles". Anyways, if you think it's lame,
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that is fine, but if the next program you run says, "You're VIPERized!" Don't
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come crying to us about it. Also, I am not basing on 40 Hex, just trying to
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make a point.
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VIPER formed about two years ago, and was primarily oriented in a single NPA,
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which I don't plan to tell you much about. However, this NPA has more
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loosers in it than you would believe, so it was necessary. Sort of. We
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did not do very much. A trojan here, a trojan there. But nothing of much
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interest. However, 1992 has come, and so we decided that would be a nice
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time to pick up our activity.
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Here is how the group is currently divided up...
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Stingray (me): Viral/Trojan Development, Crashing and Thrashing
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Moribundity : Trojan Development, Crashing and Thrashing, Fake Accounts
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Venom : Trojan Development, Supportative Ideas
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Guido Sanchez: Viral/Trojan Development, Crashin' -n- Trashing
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-----> <Releases>
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Within the past few weeks, we have released three programs. Here is a brief
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rundown of what is is now available:
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THCK100 .ZIP - The Trojan Horse Construction Kit, v1.00. This simple
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program will generate .ASM source code to construct trojans. You supply
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the messages, drives to fry, how to fry them... You may also encrypt
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the messages, and create unexecutable, uncompressable 'DATA' files to
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distribute with. Now even a low-IQ individual can create convincing and
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devastatingly vicious trojan horses.
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BRENDA .ZIP - The Brenda Virus. A fairly simple tiny virus hack. It is
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not much to be desired, but for the true collector, it is a decent
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addition at only 255 bytes. Named for a girl at school...
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VIPERIZE.ZIP - The VIPERizer Virus, strain A. This will probably be the
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virus we will use to take out multiple boards in the same region. The
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current versions activation date is Februrary 1st, 1992. After this
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date, any program executed has a 1 in 20th chance to cause drive c-z
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to be wasted. Normally, there is a 1 in 20 chance that an executed
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program will display a message and delay for about 30 seconds.
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We also put out various trojan horses but hey, who the fuck cares now that
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even a total moron could make one.
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-----> <Clarity, People!!!>
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Man, I am really sorry that I have to put this in here. But it is more than
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necessary. Apparently a lot of you corrupt programmer's, and even you
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people who think you are crashers have got some serious problems with your
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terminology. We're going to classify them so you can understand. I know
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this does not apply to most of you, but when someone gives me a file and
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it says, "The Fire Virus 1.00" for the description, and then I look it over
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and it turns out that it is a trojan horse, but in the fuckin' unencrypted
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text strings in it,it says "The Fire Virus" in it, something is WAY wrong.
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Trojan/Trojan Horse: Simple program that causes damage to a single
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computer, and cannot spread. Often designed as
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some kinda HD diagnostics or optimizer, etc. When
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you think it is doing what it should, it is trashing
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files, making directories, wasting sectors, etc.
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Examples: HDOPT, FATFUCK, BOOTKILL, etc.
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Time Bomb: Simple program, could be a virus also, that at some
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time or date it causes some form of computer damage.
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Examples: Friday the 13th Virus, Violator Series,
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etc.
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Virus: Program capable of infecting other files with itself.
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Can spread to other kinds of computers. There are
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many varieties such as Boot Sector, COM and EXE
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infectors, etc. Of course, ones such as Jerusalem
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can also infect SYS files and Overlays, etc.
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Worm/Network Worm: This is sort of a virus, except it often affects
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networks rather than infecting all of a computer,
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it might blip over the InterNet in five days or
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so.
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A note on overwriting virii: Yes, it is possible they could spread to another
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computer, if you copy an infected file, but you would have to be pretty
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lame for that to happen. Also, there are classes of Virii, such as
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encryptive, mutative/metamorphosis, stealth, etc. But, we don't need to get
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into that.
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-----> <InterNet>
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Recently, myself and Venom have been using IRC, InterNet chat to piss off the
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people in the #warez channel. Perhaps some day you will come and join us!!!
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You may also reach us on the InterNet as: stingray@pro-nbs.cts.com.
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-----> <DataBases!!!>
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VIPER has decided that it would be most important to keep accurate records of
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true assholes and boards. If you feel that you would like to add to this
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list, PLEASE! Mail us the info to the above InterNet address!!! If you would
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like yourself to be on our MAILING list to receive Anaconda Magazine when it
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is available, let us know at the address, also. Information we are looking
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for on lamerz includes their handle, what NPA they're in,soem boards they
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frequent, what makes then a laim0r, etc. If you have thier address, and/or
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voice, then let us know. If you wish to add a BBS to our hitlist, we'll
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need the name, number, SysOp's name, etc. If you have their voice number
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address etc. send it along too!!! We will even consider scoring people
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various scanners for some of our virii if you add to 'the hit list', so make
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a fine addition today!!!
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We're primarily looking to kill assholes of all sorts, but mostly the Warez
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puppy fucker shits. What kind of life is Warez man!?! Fuck, if you are a
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warezwolf and are reading this now, then fuck off you asshole! You are
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all going to fry!!!
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Finally, VIPERizer, Strain B should be out and about, and source code available
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also, within the next few weeks, so be looking forward to it!
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Well, I have put up enough bullshit, so now lets see what Guido has to say...
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-----> <Something from Guido Sanchez!>
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"Ethics and the Urge"
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Howdy all. Well, I'm sure you're looking at this article title and wondering
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what the fuck I'm talking about. Well, you ever get the feeling, when you're
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on what could be the worst board in the world, that you should put this board
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out of its misery? NOW you know what the fuck I'm talking about. Lame boards.
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This article will cover several ways to dispose of them, and also the ethics
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involved in making someone's life miserable just because they are evolution-
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arily ranked just below slime mold.
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Case in point #1.
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There's a certain board in Colorado, called the Sound Doctrine BBS {303-680-
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7209}, and I call up. The place is a high class shareware PD board, with 3
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nodes, CD-ROM <why the hell do these PD boards ALWAYS have CD-ROM>, and the
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latest version of PKZIP. I logon, figuring I can get myself a few nice and
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obscure utilities like LZEXE and so on and so forth. After downloading some
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nice french utilities, I realize that the board is a religious board, sponsered
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by some church. Yes, the kind of religious board that carries the Adam's Rib
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echo, and has an online "game" called 'The Beast' which finds the numerical hex
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value of any word you type in <ie JESUS=444, SANTA CLAUS=666, LUCIFER=444 etc>.
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This sickens me, as I am an agnostic who believes that religion should not mix
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with modeming. Of course there's only one thing to do. I shell to DOS, unzip
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'WHALE.ZIP' from my \NASTY directory, rename it 'JONAH.EXE' <some of you can
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see this coming from a mile away>, go into the VIPER Trojan Horse Construction
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Kit, create a fake 'JONAH.DAT' file of about 48k length, and write up a
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'JONAH.DOC' file which goes a little something like this...
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"Thanks for downloading 'Jonah and the Whale' from your local bulletin board
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system! Here are the instructions of the game. Simply make sure the JONAH.EXE
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and JONAH.DAT files are in the same directory, and then type 'JONAH'. It's as
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easy as that!
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How to Play:
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Simply use the arrow keys to help Jonah avoid the whale.
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VGA/EGA/CGA SB/Adlib support
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Please send me money! Mathurin Picard 1234 fake address"
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And all of that spiel. For those of you not up on your 1600s history, Mathurin
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Picard was a chaplain who raped nuns in convents, and nailed babies to crosses.
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See what King Diamond can teach ya? Well, I zipped the file and uploaded it
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as a "keen shareware game!", and then logged off. Here it is, 3 days later.
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Does any of the board's lines answer??????? I didn't think so. Score one for
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the ol' Weed.
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Ok now I pose the question to you.. is what I did chronicled in the above lines
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funny? Damn straight. Is it ironic? Of course!! Now here's the biggy.. is it
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RIGHT? ooooh.. lets see why or why not, shall we? Take notes as this could
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come in handy when your court date rolls around. First though, here's another
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example or five....
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Case the Second.
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There's another board in Illinois, called Solitary Confinement {708-328-0187},
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a so called "ELITE" board. Now, I kinda know the SysOp, his name is madman,
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and he's a nice guy and all. But, he has a 486 25, with an 80 meg hard drive.
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And here comes the biggy-- 13 of those 80 megs WERE filled with GIFs. And they
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WEREN'T the mickey mouse ones, either. Now, GIFs kind of really sicken me,
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although I DID go through that phase where I'd DL the latest 700k GRASPRT etc.
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etc., but who hasn't???? To help usher madman through this phase, I decided to
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do something. He stupidly gave me cosysop accesss, and was pretty stingy on
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the security. So I simply wrote up a fake Telegard utility, called TG25SYS,
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promising to remove all bugs from TG2.5i <the software he was running at the
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time>. So, what this trojan did was when activated, display a "<22> Determining
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Telegard Version Number..." while deleting all of the GIFs, and then "<22>Telegard
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2.5i version found! Rebuilding BBS.OVR file..." while it constructed a 14 meg
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text file with the string "Get a life and a new keyboard- this one's too crusty
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because of your GIFs" or something to that extent repeated quite a bit. Then,
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it put a loving "At TIME$ on DATE$ you were buttfucked up the ass with a
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broomstick" in his system logs. Ah.... that's two.......
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Jeez, what a hellion I am ;). And the final example......
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Case the Final.
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There's yet ANOTHER board, this time in Wisconsin, called Pit of Urine. I don't
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have the number in my dialing directory, but oh well. The case here was simple.
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It was a wa/>eZ board, and the only thing worse than a wa/>eZ board is a 2400
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baud wa/>eZ board. And it was one of those. So, I called, and uploaded ye
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olde Viperizer <hey Stingray! It worked!>. Now, the board is down. Ta-dahh.
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<yawn>...that's three...
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Now that I've recited to you the facts <true! All of em!>, here's what I've
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come up with.
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1) I asked myself, before crashing these boards, three questions.
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a) Do they deserve it?
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b) Why?
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c) Do they have any way of finding out it was me?
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2) The only boards worth crashing are those that misuse our Ambrosia,
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knowledge. They do this by..
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a) promoting unfounded beliefs <such as ANY religion except Discordianism>
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b) using the knowledge <ie bytes and bits> to get sexual gratification
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c) devoting their life to such mind candy as Wing Commander II etc at 2400
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In essence, crashing boards in these fashions is a sort of Cyberpunk Euthanasia
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for us. I do it because I believe that these people are misusing knowledge,
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and if they continue to do so, it will result in harm to themselves and others
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<including possibly myself>. Others just do it for fun. And that is to be
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respected, cause, hey all, lets face it. There's nothing more gratifying than
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persuading a lamer board's SysOp's little brother or sister into giving you
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SysOp access, resulting in the board's demise. Now if only they'd figure out
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a way to allow us to see the sysop's face........
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-----> <blah blah>
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If you wanna contact us for any reason whatsoever, you can mail us at...
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stingray@pro-nbs.cts.com
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Copyright(c) 1992, VIPER Productions.
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