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Windows is a Virus
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I woke up in d mornin n ma pc has crashed
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Ave gt a swore head fre smokin sum hash,
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After several tries a gt ma pc 2 run
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Finnaly its workin am gonna have sum fun.
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But shoot wots dis an errors occured
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No way man this is totaly obsured.
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Its ma 3rd reeboot n a think its worked
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But w8 a min ma mouse is fucked.
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Ma left mouse button dosnt seem 2 work,
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God dam it am gonna go berserk.
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Ive reebooted again
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A think th@s it fixed
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But an errors come up
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A think ma pc is shit.
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The error says a need sum drivers
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But ave no gt d cd
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D windows 1
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A left it @ school n sum 1 nicked it n ran,
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So ave closed all d windows
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Ma desktop finnaly shows,
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No errors have occured its jus very slow.
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A check out ma software 2 c wots rong,
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Ma printer sound n 56k modem ave gon.
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None o dem work d drivers r broken
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N without d cd a cant gt stuff workin.
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Ave connected 2 d net wi ma spare 32k,
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Ma god dam ping is 4,990.
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D firs thing a do is check ma mail,
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Ave gt 1000 fre a m8
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N its made d website fail.
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D website is totaly lagged cos o ma mail,
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Its taken 1/2 an hr 2 gt rid o it all.
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Am tryin 2 send 1000 2 him
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But a cant,
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Its sayin ma SMTP's @ 5000 ping.
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Dis day is shite
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Nuthins goin rite
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Mayb it will get betta 2 nite.
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After hostin a ch@ n gettin abuse
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A new th@ a had nuthi 2 loose.
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Ave come of d net
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N finnished writin ma java applet.
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When it was complete a opened it up
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But it woz jus a matter o time till d blu screen came up.
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Ave pressed ne key, now ma desktop is bak
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But it happened again,
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An errors come up,
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It says "A fatal errors occured n ave gt 2 shut down,
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I started 2 frown.
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I realise now dat its no ma fault
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No1 can help d microsoft corp.
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I new a shood ave gt linux, unix or betta a mac
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Cos a windows pc is a pile o crap.
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By Boris Grishenko
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This poem is sad but true
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email me @ virus_collector_666@hotmail.com
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