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Windows is a Virus
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I woke up in d mornin n ma pc has crashed
Ave gt a swore head fre smokin sum hash,
After several tries a gt ma pc 2 run
Finnaly its workin am gonna have sum fun.
But shoot wots dis an errors occured
No way man this is totaly obsured.
Its ma 3rd reeboot n a think its worked
But w8 a min ma mouse is fucked.
Ma left mouse button dosnt seem 2 work,
God dam it am gonna go berserk.
Ive reebooted again
A think th@s it fixed
But an errors come up
A think ma pc is shit.
The error says a need sum drivers
But ave no gt d cd
D windows 1
A left it @ school n sum 1 nicked it n ran,
So ave closed all d windows
Ma desktop finnaly shows,
No errors have occured its jus very slow.
A check out ma software 2 c wots rong,
Ma printer sound n 56k modem ave gon.
None o dem work d drivers r broken
N without d cd a cant gt stuff workin.
Ave connected 2 d net wi ma spare 32k,
Ma god dam ping is 4,990.
D firs thing a do is check ma mail,
Ave gt 1000 fre a m8
N its made d website fail.
D website is totaly lagged cos o ma mail,
Its taken 1/2 an hr 2 gt rid o it all.
Am tryin 2 send 1000 2 him
But a cant,
Its sayin ma SMTP's @ 5000 ping.
Dis day is shite
Nuthins goin rite
Mayb it will get betta 2 nite.
After hostin a ch@ n gettin abuse
A new th@ a had nuthi 2 loose.
Ave come of d net
N finnished writin ma java applet.
When it was complete a opened it up
But it woz jus a matter o time till d blu screen came up.
Ave pressed ne key, now ma desktop is bak
But it happened again,
An errors come up,
It says "A fatal errors occured n ave gt 2 shut down,
I started 2 frown.
I realise now dat its no ma fault
No1 can help d microsoft corp.
I new a shood ave gt linux, unix or betta a mac
Cos a windows pc is a pile o crap.
By Boris Grishenko
This poem is sad but true
email me @ virus_collector_666@hotmail.com