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waking up by wzd
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So for the last week or so I've been waking up with this feeling that I'm
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perhaps about to throw up- I never have, and I don't suspect I'm pregnant or
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anything, but probably just have the flu.
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My rat has been insisting on sleeping in my bed as-of-late, and has been
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pissing or defecating in it at least once an evening. And I'll get all mad and
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throw him out, but he'll just be back there in the morning, if not 5 minutes
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later.
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I'm writing this for TRIPE magazine! because I have given up on life.
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So I'm wondering if this could have anything to do with why I've been so ill,
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and wether or not I should be getting up anytime soon.
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My curtain rail fell off the wall over a week ago and I still haven't hammered
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the fucking thing back in, so the light is streaming freely through my window.
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My dad is in the kitchen, yelling at his phone.
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'*NO* GARY! YOU JUST *SHIT* ON *EVERYONE*!'
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bla bla..
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If there's one thing more pointless than yelling at people, it's probably
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yelling at people over the phone- especially since most people who want to
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preserve their hearing will just hold the reciever a good distance away from
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their ear. Those of us sitting in the room next to the person who's yelling at
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their mobile, unfortunately, do not have this option.
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I've been getting these stomach pains more frequently lately- strange stabbing
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crunching pains that get worse when I move- my professional guess is that I
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have gastro-intestinal flu, but that's as professional a diagnosis as I'm
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going to get seeing as I have the mad fear of doctors.
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I watched 'Rosemary's Baby' the other day, and that didn't help either, now
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that I'm all paranoid about having the antichrist in me 'n all. Although I
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don't remember having sex with the devil, and I was told that men can't get
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pregnant although I think they made Arnold Schwarznegr pregnant for that one
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movie he did so that's got me a bit worried. And I haven't seen the movie, so
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I don't know what to expect, but I hope it's just the flu and not anything
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fatal. I hate getting up, I don't want to have to move again, ever.
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