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6 HOW TO ROB VENDING MECHINES 6
6 BY: ALEX 6
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SALT WATER METHOD
Take a 2 liter and fill it up with a cup of salt and the
rest fill up with water. Make a funnel with rolled up newspaper
or buy one. (*Actually you sould not buy one just make one*)
Put the funnel in the coin slot and slowly pour it down and
the mechine sould start to spary out soda and money. If it does
not you did something wrong. One final note, MAKE SURE NO ONE
IS AROUND WHEN YOU DO IT.
HOLE IN A QUARTER METHOD
You need a quarter, a drill, and some good strong string.
Take the drill and drill a small hole just big enough for the
string to go in. Tie the string as thight as you can get it.
When you go up to the mechine make sure no one is looking and
tie the string to your finger and put the quarter just far
enough for the mechine to take it and yank it out. If the
string breaks oh well it's just a quarter.
CLAY METHOD
This is the best method when it works. Take a lump of
clay and force it in the holes as far as you can then take it
out and let it dry overnight. Put it back in and turn and you
sould get the door open so you can steal the soda and money.
Make sure no one sees you and if they do close and lock the
mechine, stomp the clay to dust and run.
COMPUTER STORE MATHOD
This is also a good method but theres more of a paper
trail. Just walk into a computer store and say you lost your
key and would like an replacement. The key to the computer
sould fit into the vending mechine as well.
GUM/TAPE METHOD
Put a peice of gum of tape in the pack of those 25c
mechines then firmly put the quarter in. When you turn it you
sould get a gum ball of whatever and your quarter will still be
there.
BENDIND THE MECHINE OVER METHOD
Simple. But on this one you sould bring a friend along
to help make sure the mechine don't fall and kill you. Lean the
mechine over and shake up and down as hard as you can. If they
don't already fall out then reach your hand up the mechine as
your friend holds it up.
STEAL OTHERS CHANGE METHOD
This is a good way to get maybe five extra bucks every
two days or so depending on how many people go to that mechine.
Take a brown bag from a store (plastic also works) and tape it
up in the coin slot so it cannot be seen and in a couple of
days come back and take it out. You sould have at least a
dollar.
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6DISCLAMER 6
6THIS INFROMATION IS FOR 6
6INFROMATIONAL PERPOSES ONL 6
6USE THIS ONLY WHEN YOUR OU 6
6OF FOOD ON AN ISLAND WHERE 6
6SOMEHOW A VENDING MECHINE 6
6SHOWED UP 6
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