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TOP 5 WAYS THE NUCLEAR BOMB DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA HELPED JAPAN
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BY: DIzzIE Ó1-9-9-9
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1. Decreased the overpopulation problems.
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2. Killed various annoying bugs, such as: termites, locusts, politicians…
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3. Helped clear land for more industries, (Nike sweatshops, what else?)
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4. Gave Japan lots of publicity, that it hasn't seen since Godzilla.
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5. Made the US shell out and give Japan lots of stuff, like formula-x band-aids, a life time supply of animal crackers, oh, and who could forget a 2nd nuke!
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