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II *Presents* II
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II Tons-O-Pranks Vol. 1 II
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II (12/02/2001) II
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This is a list of a bunch of funny/cruel prankts to
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pull on people. If there is any good prank that I
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don't have here email me [tyler@hackermail.com] and
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I will add it to the next volume.
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*Hotel Pranks*
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-Cut out out pornographic pictures from a porn mag
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and glue them in the bible at a hotel...you won't
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get to see the person's reaction when he/she goes
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to read some scripture and sees hardcore XXX, but
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it's still funny to think about.
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-Order wake up calls for random rooms at 3 a.m.
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-Make fake sex noises at all hours of the night
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*Sleep Pranks*
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-While your target is asleep shave his eyebrows
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-Cover target's hand with mayonaise and tickle
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their face, they will touch their face and cover
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themselves in mayonaise
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-Pour water on their pants to make it appear to
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other people that they wet the bed
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-Draw funny faces on target with permanent marker
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or lipstick
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-If target is passed out drunk leave a note by their
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bed saying "Thanks for the great night of sex"
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and make it signed by a name of the same sex.
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*Computer Pranks*
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-Start talking to someone online, when they ask
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to trade pictures ask them to send you their
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picture first, after you recieve it tell them
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your picture is online at http://goatse.cx
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when they go there they will be looking at
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and old man bending over showing his asshole
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...nasty shit
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-Switch the recycle bin icon (so it looks like
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it's full when it's empty and vice versa) by
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right clicking the desktop and going to
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properties>effects
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-Subscribe someone you hate to a bunch of those
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annoying mailing lists
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-If target is using Aol Instant Messenger, make
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a screen name that looks like theirs (ex: replace
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L's(l's) with 1's because they look the same)
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and start harassing people
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*Car Pranks*
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-Place a piece of bologna on a target's car, let
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it sit over night. When they go to peel it off
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their paint will come with it
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-Syphon out target's gas while they're at work
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-Buy a "Club" (the thing that goes on their steering
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wheel so people can't steal the car) and put it on
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target's car
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-Paint target's windshield black
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-Put a golf ball in their tail pipe, when they start
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the car it will shoot out and hopefully hit the person
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accross the street's house
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*Telephone Pranks*
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-Super Glue target's reciever down and make several calls
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to them
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-Make collect calls to random people from "It's me" or
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"Dad". They accept almost every time.
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-Call a target, and if their parents answer say
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"hey [target mame] i got the drugs you wanted, are
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you still gonna pawn your mom's jewlery?" or
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something to that effect.
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*Misc Pranks*
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-Wrap a bunch of flour in wet paper towels and throw
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them at random bypassers
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-Fill a squirt gun with something that smells bad
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(ex. vinegar) and spray it into the open window's
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of by passing cars
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II That's all for this volume... II
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II You can find all of Cozmic's texts and more at II
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II http://textphilez.cjb.net II
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