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| The Farmer by Hakka (story)|
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There was me and Sam, we were shooting targets in this field with his rifle
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(not very powerfull) we had about 8 pelets left in the container, when some
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kids came on the field with a moped, then suddenly a farmer ran out of his
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house and said "OI, YOU FUCKING KIDS GO NEAR MY GARDEN WITH THAT AND I'LL
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KILL YOU ALL." We all stoped for a minute and then resumed, meanwhile the
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farmer was in his garden spying and me and Sam, "i'm gunna shoot that
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fucking farmer if he keeps sterring at me." the farmer pulled a V sigh up to
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me with his fingers, that just pissed me off and so i reloaded the rifle and
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layed down on my stomach, Sam said "what are you doing?", "I gunna shoot
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this asshole of a farmer" the farmer then bent over for a few seconds with
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his ass facing towards us, i aimed the rifle at the center of his
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ass..............
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BANG!!!...............AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!........."OI!!!!!!!!!,
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COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS"!!!!!!!!"................"IM GUNNA GET YA", me
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and Sam Turned around and ran over the train tracks, i looked back and saw
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the farmer limping towards us with a Hammer......."FUCKING RUN, He's got a
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hammer" we jumped and hid in a corn field and waited there for abot 10
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minutes proper laughing at what we had done. Around 10 minutes later we came
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out got on to the upper field, i saw the farmer checking the edges on the
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far side of the field, so i said to Sam run on 3, 1......2.....3 RUN!! so we
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did and never stopped untill we got home. ( We should of got this on Camera
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)
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-Hakka-
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>From the mischiefers bible crew
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