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108 lines
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hey... this is my first text file so tell me what you think of it....
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----<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>----
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----<>Work = force x Distance <>----
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By:DrugAbuser aka Trent
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I hate hearing about how i should get a job by everyone... working is for fags... so go
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away... i don't plan on getting a real job my hole life... i'll be a profesinal gambler
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or a comedian or something cool that isn't even considered realy working... now i am
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going to write some tips for avoiding or getting out of work like a pro....
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1.never look like you might be fun to work with!
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ex. always complain about how hot it is, and how heavy this shit is, and how you can't
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wait until you get to take a break, etc...
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2. never look like you might be a good worker!
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ex. if your helping your parents or anyone only lift little shit and take all day doing
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easy jobs...
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3.Always screw up!
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ex. someone will explain how something is to be done, then you say "oh yeah i got it"
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then purposly screw it up...
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4.always take breaks!
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ex. you have to go do yard work.. every 5 minutes go inside and say "i'm just getting a
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drink" then sit down and take a half hour to finish a glass of water
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5.fake an injury!
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ex. always talk about how you have a sore back and you can't lift heavy shit
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6.act like there is something that is more important to be done!
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ex. If someone asks are you working? say shit like
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"i'm too busy concentrating on my school work to get a job"
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"i'm in a really tough semester and i don't have time to work"
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"no i can't, i have to look after my sick mom"...
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that last one is good cause you make them feel bad for asking...
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7.be a bastard to everyone!!
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ex. make fun of people and always say shit like
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"fuck you stink... take a bath!"
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"lose some weight... fatty!"
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8.always swear while working
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ex.lets say you bag grossies... drop a can or something then say
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"FUCK... now i fucking did it, shit, now i'm going to lose my fucking job jesus christ
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why do i have to always go and fucking screw up!!!"
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9.get caught stealing from your job
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ex.does this realy need an example
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...fuck... i already put too much work into this already! goodnight!
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Dude! Get The Coolest Email Address In The World..."your_name@stoned.com"...
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It's Better Than Hotmail...It's FREE And It's STONED!
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<^><^><^><^>-- http://www.stoned.com --<^><^><^><^>
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Dude! Get The Coolest Email Address In The World..."your_name@stoned.com"...
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It's Better Than Hotmail...It's FREE And It's STONED!
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<^><^><^><^>-- http://www.stoned.com --<^><^><^><^>
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Dude! Get The Coolest Email Address In The World..."your_name@stoned.com"...
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It's Better Than Hotmail...It's FREE And It's STONED!
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<^><^><^><^>-- http://www.stoned.com --<^><^><^><^>
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