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***Stuff To Do At School***
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3:38 AM 7/9/99
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LETS ALL ADMIT IT SCHOOL SUCKS, SO YOU'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT
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A FUN HELLHOLE FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AND HERE AR SOME IDEAS TO HELP YOU OUT
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(SORRY FOR SOME OF THE SPELLING MISTAKES IM REALLY TIRED)
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*PUT A SMOKE BOMB UNDER SOME ONE ELSE'S LUNCH TABLE
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*SELL OREGANO TO POT HEADS (DON'T TRY THIS WITH PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW CAN KICK YOUR ASS)
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*FOR A SHAVING CREAM BOMB (TO PUT ANYWHERE YOU WANT NOT JUST SCHOOL. McD ANYONE?) BUY SOME REALLY
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CHEAP SHAVING CREAM AND SHAKE IT FOR LIKE 15 MINS. THEN HAMMER A NAIL UPWARDS ON THE SIDE NEAR THE
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BOTTOM. WHEN YOU GET TO THE TARGET PULL THE NAIL OUT AND WATCH IT SPIN.
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*MAKE PEOPLE REALLY WONDER BY COMING IN WITH DIFFERENT (AND WILD) HAIR VERY OFTEN USING TEMP HAIR DYE AND
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HOLD PRODUCTS. USE YOUR IMAGINATION. (GET THE BEST RESULTS IF MORE THAN ONE PERSON DOES THIS)
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*WEAR ALOT OF METAPHORIC NOVELTY SHIRTS (IF THEY ASK TELL THEM WHAT IT LITERALLY MEANS)
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*PUT A STRAY JACKET ON AND TAPE SOMETHING ON THE BACK LIKE CLINCLY MAD OR SOMETHING AND YELL AT YOUR
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TEACHER YOU AND SCREEM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF LESONS.
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*TAPE A PORN PIC(MAKE SURE IT'S TATSEFUL OF YOULL GET IN REAL TROBLE) ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR
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LOCKER AND BE HAVE THE MOST POPULAR LOCKER IN SCHOOL.
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(IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT AND ITS TASTEFUL THAT IT WAS IN THE NAME OF ART OR SOMTHING )
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*IF YOU HAVE A TEACHER THAT KEEPS VIDEOS THAT ARE TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW IN THE VCR AND YOUR THERE LAST
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CLASS THEN SWAP THE TAPE TO A PORNO FLICK FFED TO THE BEST PART
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*IF YOUR SCHOOL HAS VENDING MACHINES THEN STICK A RAG OR CLOTH UP THE COIN RETURN SLOT OUT OF SIGHT BUT
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SO YOU CAN REACH IT TO YOU WAIT 2 OR 3 DAYS AND PULL OUT THE RAG AND THE CHANGE WILL COME OUT.
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*SPLICE IN TO THE SCHOOLS PHONE NETWORK AND HIDE IN A REMOTE PLACE. GET FREE PHONE CALLS AND USE THERE
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INTERCOM SYSTEM
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*IF YOU HAVE A HANDHELD CB YOU CAN MESS UP THE BUS ROUTES OR YELL OBCANE WORDS IN EM BEFORE AND AFTER SCHOOL.
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*ON YOUR SCHOOL COMPUTERS TELL THEM YOU HELP SO THAT THEY HAVE TO USE THERE ADMIN NAME AND LOOK AT THE KEY
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BOARD FOR THE PW, THEY TYPE IN THEY USUALLY THINK YOUR STUPID OR THERE REALLY CARELESS SO IT WONT REALLY HARD. ONCE YOU GOT THE PW
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YOU CAN MESS AROUND WITH THE NETWORK
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*PUT SHIT ON DOOR KNOBS AND WATCH THEY FUNN.
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*1 MIN BEFORE PASSING PIRID PUT SUPER GLUE ON THE LOCKER HANDLES(CUT CLASS OR ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO GET THERE EARLY)
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*STEAL SOMEONES BOOKS AND GLUE OR WIPE CREAM MOST OF THE PAGES TOGETHER THEN RETURN THE BOOK.(WHEN HE OPENS THE BOOK PEOPLE'LL THAT HE JACKED
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OFF IN HIS BOOK, ITS REALLY FUNNY IF HES IN YOUR CLASS)
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*MAKE UP YOUR OWN THEME DAYS AND EVEN SEND OUT REAL FLYERS FOR IT
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*WHEN THE SCINCE TEACHER ISN'T AROUND LIGHT ALL THE GAS JETS ON FIRE
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*CALL IN BOMB TREATS AND GET A CUPLE OF HOURS OF OR EVEN DAYS.(YOU MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THE DAYS AT THE END OF SCHOOL)
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*START A FIRE IN THE GARBGE CAN
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*TAKE SOMEONES BOOKS OR THERE BAG AND THROW IT IN THE GARBIGE WHEN THERE NOT LOOKING. DENY EVERYTHING
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**I MIGHT MAKE A PART ][ IF PEOPLE WANT ME TO**
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(C)ANTHONY BORDAS 99 A.K.A.
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DRUNK OFF DRAINO
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E-MAIL ME ANYTHING (REQWESTS, ADVICE, SUGGJUSTIONS, ETC...) AT: KLLS@NETZERO.NET
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OR CONTACT ME ON ICQ UNI#11393295
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