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##### How to make fun with school ####
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Author: tH3 m4n!4c
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contact me at : dancho@schoolsucks.com
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In this guide I'll explain you how to make fun with school and destroy some teachers you really hate
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This guide is ONLY for people who hate school and want to make the school crazy and also want
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to destroy their teachers. If you really HATE your school and want to have MUCH fun this guide is
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for you. I do not take any responsibility about anything happen after reading this guide. I'm only
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telling you how to do this not to do it It's your decision. Some of the things I'm talking about are
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very dangerous and you can be caught. Think before you do.
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Find the school address and telephone number. Now find a newspaper and post a notice that your
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school won't be able to take any more students this year because the school is full and there's no
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place. Of course post the notice from someone else. In this way you're leaving your school
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without students for the next year. All the students that wants to study in your school will go
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somewhere else when they see the notice in the newspaper.
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You can also post other notices in gay magazines also in Internet but without e-mail the people
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will send everything to the address you give them and of course this will be your school address.
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Now you should make web page of the school putting there stupid things. So when someone see
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the web page he'll be very angry and won't come to study in that school. Pick up some e-mails
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of people in your town and mail them about the school web page. Of course use a remailer. These
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people will laugh a little and then forward the message to their friends and all the people will know
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about this web page and what the school is doing. If you know something that your school is doing
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illegal put it in the web page and inform the police.
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You can hack your town web page and put the school one. This will make a lot of problems for
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your school. Now you can send them something really disgusting. Send them dead animal or
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something else use your imagination.You can fill the school locker with trash so on the morning
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it'll be a little hard to open the school. Pick up some friends and in the night around 3:00 go to your
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school with black clothes. Turn off the lights around your school look if there are any people
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around you and then start breaking the windows then run run go hide in the bed at home.
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Always put the teachers chalk in water and be sure the blackboard is full with graphite's like
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"Kiss my ass bitch"
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"The teacher is the most stupid man in the world"
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"Hey teachers where's your mind oh sorry it's in the toilet"
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Or write what you want. Be sure it will annoy the teacher a lot.
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Break the teacher's chair and hide the students one this will slow your lesson a lot and if the
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teacher sits on the chair BUMMMM.
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In the middle of the lesson ask in a loud voice you want to go to the toiled cause you want to piss.
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Don't forget to tell the teacher what will you do when you go in the toilet. And if the teacher don't
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want to let you to the toilet tell him everything that will happen if he don't let you to go the toilet.
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Yeah tell them but be sure that it'll be disgusting.
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If the teacher let you go you MUST back 2 mitutes before the lesson finish. Back and tell the teacher
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that you were talking to some people in the toilet and they beat you a little and took your money.
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This will excuse you for your absence while the other students were studying.
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Now it's time to make a little "theater" at school talk to your friends and do the following:
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When the teacher comes in the classroom you and one of your friend will be fighting about a girl.
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Tell your friend everything is joke. The teacher will start screaming to stop fighting but you won't
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stop now the teacher can't do anything except going to the headmaster. You must be stop
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"fighting" when the headmaster come. When the director ask you what's going on tell him that
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you were only arguing and nothing more and don't forget you didn't fight. Then all your friends
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must say that you're saying the truth. The teacher will look like a REAL idiot. The director won't
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remember this. Your teacher is now in the director "black list" haha.Here's another fun thing:
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Find a car yours or someone's else and come to school. Now find some stupid teacher and invite
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him/her to drive to their house. They'll come . Now drive with 100,150 km and don't go to their
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home immediately go around the town driving like crazy. Be sure your teacher will be scared a lot.
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You can also call your teacher at midnight you must be sure he or she is sleeping and invite him/
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her to "students party" hehe at midnight of course there's no party ask your teacher to go some-
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where in your town for the "party" . The teacher will come but there won't be anyone there. If you
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want to have a real fun organize a real party and invite all your fuckin teachers. Now it's time to
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rock. Find an old building where the party will be. The place must be smelly and disgusting.Re-
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meber you should annoy your teachers a lot.
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Now if you have your school telephone number. There are a lot of things you can do with their
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telephone number. Call the school and always ask for the director when the director is on the
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phone don't say anything except some sounds use your imagination. You can call your school and
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say that your the boy of one of the teachers and the teacher must come at home cause there's a
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big problem. Now you're without your teacher. Dirty trick.
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Go at night at your school and cut the telephone wires.
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Now make some notices in the newspaper about your school that in your school is the most mo-
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dern restaurant in the town. A lot of people will call don't worry. You can call the school and leave
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the phone off the hook. The way some (but not all) phone systems work this will tie up
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their phone for as long as yours is off the hook. You can subscribe your school library for sex ma-
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gazines and other things. You can call all the parents of the students to come at school.When you
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call of course tell them you're teacher. They'll come but noone will be there who'll take responsibly-
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ty..... the school of course.
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That's all and don't forget "sChoOl sUcKs a LoT"
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