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29 lines
698 B
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RIPPING OFF YOUR SCHOOL
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BY CAPTAIN BLACK (ARGHH!!)
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A REALLY SIMPLE WAY TO RIP YOUR SCHOOL OFF FOR YOUR OWN
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PROFIT, IS TO GO TO THE SCHOOL RECEPTION AND POLITELY SAY
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THAT YOU DESPERATELY NEED MONEY FOR BUSFARE AND PROMISE TO
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PAY THEM BACK. TO MAKE EVEN MORE MONEY, MENTION THAT YOUR
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JOURNEY HOME IS LONG AND YOU WILL NEED TO CHANGE TWO BUSES
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AT MOST.
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THE RECEPTIONIST WILL BE FOOLED, AND HOPEFULLY WILL HAND
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OVER OVER TO YOU SOME CASH IN-HAND.
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NOW YOU COULD RUN ALONG AND BUY SWEETS THAT YOU LIKE.
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!! A SIDE-NOTE FOR DUMMIES !!
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DON'T MAKE THE RECEPTIONISTS SUSPICIOUS BY DOING THIS
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EVERY DAY. DOING SO WILL NOT GET YOU MONEY IN THE FUTURE.
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DO THIS ONCE IN A BLUE-MOON.
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:)
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SEP, 2004
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