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Real C-- Coder's Guide
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ver. 1.0
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by Burnin' of UNKNOWN Prez
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December 3, 2000
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Introduction
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There's a small (well, the latest versions ain't so small any more) program
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language called C-- or SPHINX C--. It was designed by Peter "SPHINX" Cellik
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and distributed as greenware. It supported COM and OBJ formats. Peter stopped
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the development in 1996 but as he released the source there are two follow
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up distributions: The SPHiNX C-- Development Team's SPHiNX C-- (up to version
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1.06) and Mishel Sheker's SPHINX C-- (currently at 0.235). Sheker's version
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is still in development and supports among other things EXE/PE/SYS/DLL formats
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and FPU. But let's get to the point now, shall we? By most programming
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languages there are some who think that this language is the best there is.
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I don't know how many 'followers' C-- has but I know one who considers C--
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to be a religion. What you're going to read in this file is actually all
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about him.
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Real C-- coders
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Real C-- coders know that 'C--' ain't a typing error
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Real C-- coders worship Peter Cellik
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Real C-- coders who are aware of the Sheker distribution also worship
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Mishel Sheker
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Real C-- coders think that "The SPHiNX C-- Development Team" is a bunch
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of lamers and their distribution ain't worth downloading
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Real C-- coders know that C-- rocks!!!
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Real C-- coders know that C-- not only rocks but is also the coolest
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invention since assembly
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Real C-- coders know that the best programmer's editor ever built is
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Norton Commander Editor (which pops up by F4 in Norton Commander)
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Real C-- coders who's sources are bigger than 65000 bytes use QEdit or
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some other advanced editor where you can set the functions to keys exactly
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as they are by NCEdit
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Real C-- coders are DOS freaks
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Real C-- coders have always the latest version of C--
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Real C-- coders have contributed code to M. Sheker
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Real C-- coders re-write half of the build-in procedures to optimize them
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by 2 bytes
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Real C-- coders consider REG procedures to be the only procedures worth using
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Real C-- coders think that assembly is a possible alternative to C--
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Real C-- coders think that C can in some circumstances be a possible
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alternative to C--
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Real C-- coders think that C++ can in some never-happening cases be a
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possible alternative to C--
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Real C-- coders know that not Pascal, ADA, Fortran, BASIC nor any other
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language can in any circumstances be a possible alternative to C--
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Real C-- coders would write WinWord macros in C-- if they would know how
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Real C-- coders like all those TurboVision 'C-- Workbenches' but don't use
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any
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Real C-- coders like TINY model
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Real C-- coders are in love with COM format
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Real C-- coders know how to write TSRs
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Real C-- coders know that TSRs are better that device drivers and thus they
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never write device writers
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Real C-- coders have converted C--'s documentation into HelpPC format
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Real C-- coders constantly check M. Sheker's home page for updates
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Real C-- coders have a 'SPHINX C--' GIF in their home pages
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Real C-- coders never miss a chance to declare that they use SPHINX C--
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Real C-- coders find that greenware is the coolest distribution policy
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after greetware
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Real C-- coders have the line '?use80286' in all their sources
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Real C-- coders usually disable the 'resize' option
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Real C-- users have their C-- directory in the root of drive and not in some
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x stuff directory
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Real C-- coders like to comment and at least half of their sources size is
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dedicated to comments
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Real C-- coders consider everything that's not possible to code in C-- not
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worth coding
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Real C-- coders like words that begin with 'code' (like 'coders', 'coding',
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etc.)
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Real C-- coders find it sad that the newest versions need at least a 386
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Real C-- coders have thought about releasing their own distribution
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Real C-- coders would read alt.sex.c-- if there would be such a news group
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Conclusion
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As real C-- coders would say: "Real C-- coders rock!!!"
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