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TeXt \ BY sick66 (this is my first textfile, for fuck sake!)
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FiLe /
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xxxxxxxxxx/ disclaimer: fuck the disclaimer!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW TO MAKE A PIZOOKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this file is about making a pizooka....you are probably wondering: what the fuck is a pizooka?
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well, a pizooka is a bottle filled with piss&syrup this is a fucking dirty mixture and does
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wonders on the mental condition of a man (or woman):-p
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the materials and production:
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materials:
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- a empty botttle (must be plastic!) i suggest a flexible one...say, an old shampoo bottle.
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- some syrup (makes the mixture sticky and thick)
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- your own piss (not so hard to obtain...i think!)
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production process:
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- take the bottle and unscrew the cap
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- poor some syrup in the bottle (i always fill it 1/3 with the syrup)
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- then the hardest part, piss in the bottle until its almost full (i suggest 5/6)
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(i always make a mess...so do it outside or something!)
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- after the bottle is filled...you have to mix the stuff, so shake it for a minute or so
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(with the fucking cap on you dumbasss!)
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now you have your own instant pissing tool!
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usage:
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- i have found the pizooka usefull for:
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- the asshole next-door! (his or her car)
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- the paper boy (put the stuff in his paper bag!)
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- cars!.....absolute fun...put it on the door handle or on the windshield!!!
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- on houses and frontdoors, windows etc.
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- animals!.....put it on a cat...guess what a drag it is to clean a fucked-up cat!
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- children!.......that nasty little fuck nextdoor who's keeping you wake!
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make up your own uses.....be creative!!!! :-D
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THIS IS MY FIRST TEXTFILE....I'M PLANING ON WRITING A TEXTFILE ABOUT HACKING AND VIRUSSES
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SO..MORE TO COME!
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FOR COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS...SEND ME A MAIL!
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E-MAIL: sick66@chatplaza
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(you can also mail me about hacking and virii...cuz' im also into that shit!)
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TOT ZIENS! (THAT IS DUTCH FOR 'GOODBYE!')
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