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51 lines
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How To Piss Off Your Neighbor
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Written By: GKiller
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1. Take a piss on there house
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2. Take a bottle of pee and leave on there door
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3. Take dog poop and throw it on there door
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4. Take a Rat and throw it inside of there open window
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5. Take some spray paint and spray something rude on there house
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6. Take some pie and throw it at there house
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7. Throw some eggs at there house
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8. Toliet Paper there house
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9. Take your hose and turn it on then leave your host on your neighbors property
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10. Have your kid take a squirt gun and squirt the neighbor/neighbor's kid/neighbor's house/neighbor's car
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11. Take some chalk and write obscene things on there property
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12. Tell everyone that your neighbor's are racist
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13. Put a ad in the pennysaver that there is a indoor sale and when people come they will knock/open door of your neighbor's house
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14. Put a ad in pennysaver saying that your neighbor's are giving away free computers
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15. Put your neighbor's phone number on the internet
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16. Goto some stupid website that needs you to enter your phone number in (telemarketer sites) and then neighbor's will get telemarkter calls
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17. Have your local gang members, trash your neighbor's house for 20 bucks/less/higher
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18. Break your neighbor's window with a baseball or some sort of hard object/ run away dont get caught when neighbor finds broken window they cant blame you
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19. Take Alkerselzer and throw it on your neighbor's lawn
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20. Take Alkerselzer and feed it too neighbor's dog/cat (oh boy it sure will smell like fart!)
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21. Find Your Neighbor's water line and just cut it (warning dont be a dumbass and cut the power you will get shocked!)
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22. Feed There Dog/Cat posion (oh poor lil doggy/kitty)
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23. Get some roachs and earworms and place in bag/paper then throw in neighbor's window(inside of house)/on lawn/on porch/near there door/inside of there mailbox
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24. Get some candy gooey crap and throw it/drip it on there lawn/porch/house!
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25. Get some honey lots of it and throw it all over there lawn/house (boy those bee's will sure come!)
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26. Take some gooey stuff and put it on there door knobs/car door knobs
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27. Take some strong glue and put it on there door knobs/car door knobs
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28. Get some caulk and caulk your neighbor's door shut! (heehee boy it sure will be stuck they really get pissed off)
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29. Get some caulk and caulk your neighbor's window all over write something mean (heh nothing hard to take off a window is caulk!)
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30. Get some nails and place them upside on your neighbor's stairs and near neighbor's tire when they go pop goes there tire make sure to get nail in/under car
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31. Take some porno and place it all around the neighbor's house oh boy when people see all the porn they will judge your neighbor's!
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32. Take a picture of your neighbor then cut there head off of picture and place on a porno picture then print copys of it, give to people etc...
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33. Call the cops on your neighbor's, tell the police that your neighbor's have been blasting there music loud all night long! (and police will make a record on them)
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34. Report your neighbor's to the cops, anonmous way, saying that there doing illegal stuff or something...
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35. Blast your music hell of loud, if you know what music they hate play it and blast it (be warned: they can call cops on you this time!, haha)
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36. Get someone to freestyle a tape saying stuff about your neighbor for example (saying there name is a bla bla bla) this and that then play the tape a lil loud
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37. Eat lots of gum now spit it on neighbors porch/step's/near house/near car/put on car! think of twisted ways you can do with gum the legal way heehee..
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38. Get your keys/nail/somethink sharp and scratch something on your neighbor's car scratch there doors/windows/etc...
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39. Write a sick twisted letter to neighbor's but keep it anonmous!
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40. Write a death threat letter to neighbor's
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41. Write a letter telling them that someone else is trying to kill them!
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42. Write a fake bill letter using your computer! to your neighbor's
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Written On: 7:56 PM 6/2/2003
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