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From: PHEONIXFIRE187@aol.com
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To: jason@textfiles.com
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I THOGHT THIS MIGHT BE INTERESTING.
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MEAN TRICKS WITH HABENIARO PEPPERS
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OK FOR THE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION IS FOR EDUCATION ONLY
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AND SHOULD NOT BE USED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO HARM PEOPLE.
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THAT SAID LETS GET ON WITH IT.
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OK YOU MIGHT ASK ME WHAT THE HELL ARE HABINIARO PEPPERS. WELL I CONSIDER
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THEM TO BE ONE OF THE HOTTEST PEPPERS IN THE WORLD. JUST THE JUICE ON UR
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SKIN BURNS LIKE HELL. SO WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM. USE UR DAMN IMAGINATION
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LIKE ME FOR INSTANCE I CUT THEM UP INTO LITTLE PICES AND GAVE THEM TO THE
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KIDS IN CLASS WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY EVERY ONE TOOK AN EXRA LONG TRIP TO THE
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WATER FOUNTAIN AND A FEW FIGHTS EVEN BROKE OUT TRYIN TO GET THERE HAHAHA
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AND THE BEST PART IS THE WATER DONT HELP SO EVERY ONE HAD A BURNIN MOUTH
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ALL DAY. OF COURSE NOT PAYIN ATTENION FROM LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF AT THE
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STUPID FUCKS I WIPED MY EYES AND ILL TELL U ONE THING I WAS IN PAIN BEOND
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PAIN. I WAS BLIND FOR 2 DAYS AND IT SUCKED THE ONLY UPSIDE IS I GOT OUTTA
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SCHOOL(SUSPENTION/BLIDNESS).
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WELL THATS NOT ENOUGHT TO STOP ME SO I SOOK SOME JUICE AND PUT IN THE
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TEACHERS COFFEE IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN THE TEACHER
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SPITTING COFFEE ON THE PRINCIPAL AND RUNNING OUT OF THE LUNCH HALL. OF
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COURSE I WAS SUSPECT NUMBER 1 BUT I LIED MY WAY OUT AND TOLD THEM THAT I
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HAD LEFT THE STUFF WHEN I WENT HOME AND SOME 1 TOOK IT. THE DUMB ASS FELL
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FOR IT AND I WAS OFF THE HOOK.
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OK SO BACK TO BUSINESS. WHERE TO GET THEM JUST GO TO YOUR LOCAL GROCIERY
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STORE AND LOOK IN THE VEGETABLE ISLE.
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SO WHAT TO DO WITH THEM LIKE I SAID USE UR IMAGINATION. BUT FOR THOSE WHO
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LACK THAT AREA OF THE BRAIN ILL LIST A FEW IDEAS OF MY OWN
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1. FIND SOMEONE YOU CANT STAND AND SLIP SOME JUICE IN THEYRE DRINK DUHHH.
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2. MAKE SOME MACE FROM THE JUICE TRUST ME IT WILL STOP THE FUCKIN HULK IN
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HIS TRACKS.
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3. FOR THE COLLEGE KIDS GO TO A PARTY THAT REALY SUCKS AND PUT THE JUICE
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IN THE PUNCH
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4. ON PROM NIGHT SLIP IT IN THE PUNCH.
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5. CUT THEM INTO LITTLE PIECES AND GIVE IT TO THE KIDS ON HALLOWEEN.
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6. OR POUR THE JUICE IN THAT STUPID BOBBING FOR APPLES GAME HAHAHAHA
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LOOK THATS ABOUT ALL I CAN COME UP WITH RIGHT NOW AT 4:00 AM SO ILL KEEP
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THINKIN AND IF MISSED SOMETHIN USE YOUR IMAGINATION
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