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| Night to Remember by Hakka (story) |
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Last night (Easter Saturday) Me, Sam, Toyne, Sutton and Luke where bored as
fuck so we nagged Sam to bringing out his Dads Camcorder and some Eggs, so
he managed to bring out 3. Then the idea came to us that we should film each
other Causing Mischief with Toyne holding the Camcorder, so just incase the
tape went into the wrong hands we assinged each other nick names. I was "Mr
Mischief", Sam was "Lugs" (Because of his ears), Toyne was "Sniper X",
Sutton was "Moon" (Because he likes to moon, people) and Luke was "Unknown".
We came to this house that had the upstairs window was facing a dark alley.
This was a Good place to Egg, Toyne focused the Camcorder at the window, Sam
Threw the Egg..............BANG/SPLAT......... we ran behind this tree but
nobody came out :-( . We came to this mansion and decided to use our 2nd egg
here. Toyne pointed the camera at the house, but he saw somebody. "Guys, i
think somebody is there", "fuck it " said Sam and he threw the
egg............It missed the window and hit the wall. Then Sutton stood in
some dog shit. We went and sat down at the park thinking of the next thing
we could do, I sparked up my last Cigarret and saved Toyne two's. He always
wanted to Be an MTV Jackass Wannabe, so decided to put a lit Cig in his
mouth, he did it but then spit it out because it burnt his tounge, Sam
called him an Asshole ( In which he was). We went to the cannal part of the
village and wonders what to do with this last Egg. They all decided i should
Egg the Sea Cadets HQ, i was most delighted, the others went and hided and
peer'd from the wall with Toyne recording, i walked up quietly, took a few
steps, ran then THROW..................BANG!!!!!!, the bang was very loud
you could hear it from a distance, i ran with the others and caught up to
them, then this big fat bastard came running after us, we need not worry
because he ran out of breath. After that we chilled at the park. When every
body went in Me and Sam watched it, i could not stop laughing. I would put
it up on the net but i have not got the correct hardware :(.
-Hakka-
>From the mischiefers Bible crew