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KEEPING YOUR WOMAN
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9. August 2003
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Written by Acidous
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Disclaimer: Acidous take no responcibility for your or anyone elses
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actions. You will have to face the consequences of what
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you do for yourselves, and no blame can be put on Acidous.
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Who haven't experienced to break up with your girlfriend, divorce your wife,
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or the likes. But for those of you who do not want to loose your woman,
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here's an easy method on how to keep her.
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Beware that this method only works on females who do not smoke.
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This is what you do:
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Buy a pack of nichotin plasters, then when you are spending the night in
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the same bed, wait until she falls asleep.
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When she finally falls asleep, put like 20 nichotin plasters on her.
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Be sure that you remove the plasters before she wakes up.
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Then, if she leaves you(or don't sleep with u for a while), she will feel
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a strange urge of that she is in need of something. And she can't find
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out what it is before she returns to you and gets more nichotin plasters
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on her, without her knowing of course.
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