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Nigga Go See A Movie
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Presents:
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People Who Need To Be Taken Out and Disembowled with Wooden Spoons
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-by the stupid optimist
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Introduction
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I was sitting on my bed a few minutes ago, and an idea struck me.
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The world is full of annoying people. Not just Gau annoying, but people
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who set the standard for really fucking annoying.
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I'll address 3 types of these people today.
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EXHIBIT A: The DDR Freak
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Ah, the 'DDR Freak'. Classic example of close-minded stupidity.
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This type of degenerate often falls into the catagory of 'Japan Worshipper'.
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You can identify the 'DDR Freak' as an overweight or underweight male
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(sometimes female) who appears to be a member of the 'Virgin Till 30' club.
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Often found in malls and movie theatres, always playing DDR (Dance Dance Revolution)
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or in the general area of the machine, watching others and criticizing their every move.
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This degenerate wouldn't be such a pest if he wasn't so fucking attached to this game.
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The 'DDR Freak' will get defensive and angry if you call his precious game
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'stomping on arrows', and insists that it also contains pivoting and stomping on arrows.
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Always talks about DDR with people who he knows hates DDR, in some hope of converting
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them to the side of idiocy.
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EXHIBIT B: Ms. Morals
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This filthy pest may be unfamiliar to you, or very familiar to you,
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depending on your personality and penchant for insulting or demeaning your
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peers for comedic value. Ms. Morals (I've mostly seen girls do this, but I have
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seen a guy or two) is always the first to jump on your case, informing you
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of how wrong you are in making a sarcastic joke about the amount of lard
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on the whale-like creature you are referring to and how bad of a person you are.
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They constantly butt in on coversations to do such things, and to prove that
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they are, in fact, better than you, and you were wrong in thinking otherwise.
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Ms. Morals often travels in a pack of like-minded girls. When provoked, she will
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quickly back off, and go back to discussing shampoo and skin creames with her friends.
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EXHIBIT C: The Idiot Who Doesn't Know What He/She is Talking About
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This is the least offensive of the degenerates mentioned in this textfile,
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the person who contributes to discussions without having a fucking clue
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about what is going on. You have to be a special breed of jackass to talk
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from your ass for 15 minutes and think that you are fooling everyone into
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thinking you know what you are talking about. When I don't fucking know
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what is going on, I SHUT MY MOUTH!
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This waste of oxygen has no defining physical characteristics and may jump
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out of the woodwork ready to numb your mind into a coma at any moment. Do
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not attempt to use logic with this scum, it only makes things worse.
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Conclusion
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I hope this guide is of some help to you in spotting these putrid beasts before
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they decend upon you in a hail of idiocy.
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And remember kids, people suck ass.
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(C)2003 NGSAM Contact: AIM SN: stupidoptimist
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website: stupidlyoptimistic.fateback.com
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