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| Hate and Discontent issue #5 |
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| How to kill a bunch of rocks|
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| (Asteroids tips) and |
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| more stupid fuckers |
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| and how to kill them all dead!!|
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fucking box don't fit!!! wEll fuck it..
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So you wanan play fucking ASteroids. Evne though its probably by
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some tiny-dicked little yellow chink bastard with slanty eyes and shit.
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Well thats OK. i like little diciks two. Here's how to do itRIGHT!
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ASTEROIDS FIGHTING TECHNIQUES:
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Each game begins with your ship in the middle of the screen. As
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asteroids approach, reotate your ship into position and begin firing.
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As the number and direction of asteroids change, you will need to fly
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and maneuver. Do not sti still two long! Manoover and attack!!!1
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CRUISING - Just as you can shoot off the screen, your shp can fly off
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the screen and return on the other side. This flight patterns is called
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cruising. It allows your ship to cover the whole screen and to shoot
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at ships and asteroids on the run. AS you cruise, swing your ship's
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nose slightly from side to sid ean difre as you fly by enemy targets.
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This method makes it harder for enemy ships to shoot you! This attack
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is also useful against asteroids when there rae only a few left on the
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screen.
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ROCK STRATEGY - There is two common strategies for playing ASteroids.
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The first is the rock strategy. You use your ship to attack the large
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asteroids and keep on shooting until you destroy them completely
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through thier medium a nd small sizes.This is not possible with one pass
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so oyou must continue breaking up asteroids. Enemy ships can also be
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destroyed during hte rock attack, but the asteroids will sometimes
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interfere with yoru attack. Try to save one or two small asteroids for
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the second attack.
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HUNT STRATEGY- The second strategy is the hunt. In the hunt strategy,
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you allow one or two asteroids to remian on thescreen. Position your ship
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in either of the top corners and lurk there for enemy ships to apprear.
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If an enemy ship is out of range of your shot, you can use the
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curisng method to go after it:
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As i mentioned, large ships are slow and only fire in 1 direciton. To
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defeat them, approach from any direction the ship is not firng in and
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shoot. Try to shoot htese shisps without getting toooo close. The
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closer your are, the better change the enemy has to fuck you pu.
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Remember, the first wave you fac wil lhave 6 lage asteroids. Each
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new wave will have more lage asteroids. Small shipos will also
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attack more frequently. Your strategy remains basically the same, but
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you must react faster. Surviving these more difficult waves takes
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a lot of prac tice.
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The basic techniques for playing ASteroids are fairly simple.
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The skillful warrior is just very good at making his ship do what he
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wants it to do!! Its just like fucking!!!!
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TIPS FOR ASTEROIDS - - -
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* Keep moving!
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* Use the off=screen advantage in shooting and flying!
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* Learn the strategies fucker!
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* Attack astoierds first!
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* Shoot in front of omoving targets!
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* Use hyperspace to escape only with npot many asteroids left!
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I typded this in.
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*Like i said at the front MORE STUPID FUCKERS AND HOW OT KILL THEM ALL DEAD!
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(Oh ya. and how to fuck them to! almost forgot))
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And like i say, if you dont like what i say then FUCIK YOU!! y0ou must be
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a fucking liberal Zealot. I dont know aht a zealot is but my stepdad
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uses that wrod alot and says it means QUEER ASS FUCKER! so fuck OFF!!!
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1. take off the fucker you wanna kill, take off his pants.
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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORATNT PART!! If you dont tkat eh pants off first
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you cant see what you going to be working with
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2. take off his other pants! (underWaRezZ!) If he doesnt wear underware,
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then you can not do this step so dont.
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3. You should be down on youre knees for what comes next! Heheh. In fornt
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of your face shoiuled be his dick and balls. If hes a nigger hell have
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a big fat dick i hate niggers 'cause i cant breathe with there dicks
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in my moujth!!! Jews dicsk are no good eihter becauze the have skin
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things over thier heads and so fuck them all. Give me a good little
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white boy dick anyday, they are neat to eat treats@!!! hehe!
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but hay this is busines not pleasure so i will tell you the rest of
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what to do. With 1 hand (youre hand) grab your fingers around his
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balls that are hanging there and take your other hand and put it
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arond behind him! and take a finger and stick it up his butt HARD!
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Then tkae yorue mouth and put it around his dick!
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4. Now iwth your mouth around his dick its time to have some fun so
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lick it good all you want. HIs idck will get bigger and bigger you
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might thing its gonna explode but it wont, trust me. Move your lips
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up and down on his long dick now until he starts shaking. This
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means that he's about to blow his yum-cum all over! But like i said
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this is busness not pleasure, so go to the next step.
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5. Next step. Ok, hes about to cum so pull out your big fucking
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Rambo knife and cut his fucking dick righ toff! Ya! Hell run away
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yelling and shit and them drop dead bleeding aeverywhere! And youve
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still got his dick in your mouth so shake it all around like q mad
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dog!!! GRRRRGRRRGRR! Blood and cum everywehre! well this is
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way 2 fucking coool so make sure to remmber the moment so you can
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relive it tlater for jack off think stuff.
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thats it.
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Fuck you if you wont fuck me, fagitt!
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| This has been Another |
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| Hate and Disconetent |
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| Presentation |
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\ if you dont like /
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\ what I write cut /
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\ off yore dick an/
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\ mail it to me /
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\ so i can eat/
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\ you up yum/
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\ yum /
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\ Fuck /
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\ Yea /
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Thank uz to The Blade - you fuck an suck wit me every night in my dreams,
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Kurt baby. I want you and Satan in my butt at the same time!!!!!!11!
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The Beast sends his infurnal demonz to fuck with your shit!
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Satans Helper | Master Satan | See U all in Hell very soon.
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Publihsed on 05-09-1991
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Master Satan Corp. CopyFucked 1991.
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