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The one question that seems to unleash the most dangerous
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answer is: "Who rules you?" Most people, when asked this
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question, although they may not admit it, realize their
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submission. Most people don't base their actions on what pleases
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them, but what pleases society's eye. When is the last time
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you saw somebody that was rich buy some clothes from GoodWill
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because they were more comfy? Chances are, you've never seen
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it.
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Fashion is largely responsible for conforming millions
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of people into doing something they really don't want to do.
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I mean, who really likes Tommy enough to pay $50 for a wifebeater
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or some socks and not really feel like an asshole. A truly
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smart person would steal the clothes. This doesn't happen
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because of one thing. Tommy and other bullshit is bought not
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for it's appearance, but for what it stands for. That, simply
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put, is the money it takes to purchase it. People spend all
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their money just to prove that they have money! The same goes
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for cars, houses, jewelry, etc. Who actually loves to hear
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the crushing and booming noise of bass coming from someone's
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system?
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So, you must ask yourself this one question: Who rules
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you? Make your decisions for you and no one else.
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-Fellow Felon
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The Limited starring Ted and Ed
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Ed: Hello Ted.
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Ted: Bonjour, Ed.
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Ed: I love my house and bed.
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Ted: Well, I love astronomy. My favorite planet is Mercury,
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third from our beloved sun.
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Ed: Yes, the sun provides light so others can view my
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wristwatch. Mercury is not third though, it is second.
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Ted: Second? My friend, you are definitely full of the
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most rancid kind of shit!
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Ed: You say that about myself? I was just watching a special
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of the planets on television.
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Ted: Your program was obviously full of falsehoods. Everyone
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knows that Mercury is third from the sun.
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Ed: Fuck off with your thirdness. If Mercury was the third
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planet from the sun, we would make use of it's resources. It
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is second, 2, the same number of sexually explicit videos your
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mother has made with the neighbors collection of caged beings.
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Ted: If you disrespect my mother again, you are going to catch
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multiple dirty stringes forcefully entering you colon. Shut
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the fuck up!
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Ed: It is ironic that your ignorance of our solar system is
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the cause of your tantrum.
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Ted: It is third, not second!
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Ed: It is second and you are a fucking moron. This reminds
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me of the time you shit yourself in third grade because you
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drank too much apple juice. How could someone who can't control
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their own output know anything about the universe?
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Ted: Oh, you want to dig into a motherfucker's past?!? What
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about that time you showed that police officer your erection?
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He would have had you dropping the soap in no time if it wasn't
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for you grandma!
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Ed: You are dead. I am going to kill you!
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(at the sounds of "kill" and "you", Ted pulls out a gun
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and busts three bullets into Ed's skull) Thump!
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Ted: Motherfucker. Third it is! I am bigger than Gawd! What
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the fuck do you have to say about that? Fuck Candace Jordan,
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and fuck far right board members! I'm on a verbal assault.
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Mercury is third from the sun.
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(Ted urinates on Ed's dead body)
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The End
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Who Controls Your Dreams? (Flight of a Slave)
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Fuck this. I'm going off. I have this job, you know.
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It is my occupation. I fucking hate it: the job itself, my
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boss, all of it. I could stay above the deep end if it was
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not for one thing. My job robs me already of my dignity and
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time with family, but there is one thing I just can't take;
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The taking of my dreams goddamnit! My dreamworld is so
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uninhibited. So much more opportunities and possibilities there.
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Why can't I have that? Why can't they let us have our natural
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sleep? It is about our dreams, they fucking know. It would
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be to our advantage to receive our full dream. The job can
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get done at any time. Why not later? Mother fuck them. The
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dreamworld is a very important place. I'm abolishing the clock.
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I don't need a buzzer.
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-Just because it is, does not mean it is right. -Jonnie
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Did you know there are actually only 10 years left of mass
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oil production? Some may say "Who cares?" but it's a big deal.
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This means after the next decade is over oil prices will rise
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to astronomical prices. But oil companies won't admit it.
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They say it's more like fifty years. The question is "Why the
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fuck would they lie?" It's simple. Money! By inflating oil
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reserve estimates, companies can often raise their stock prices.
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But there's an issue far more important than that.
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Motivation for other types of alternative energy to be
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developed is hindered. That means solar, wind, and hydroelectric
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won't be developed as soon. You can see how much we rely on
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oil. What will we do when the prices rise drastically and
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there's not another major source of energy? Also, what will
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other countries do to get ahold of this precious commodity?
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Most likely it will involve the military. Countries will fight
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each other for it and the whole world will go into an economic
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depression. With the US being the major oil consumer, it will
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have the most military interest in the middle east. This might
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prove to our advantage with the US tied up. It may just give
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us the opening we need. -Goliath
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No Sex, Just Death
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"Please review the student handbook on what attire is deemed
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inappropriate." Summer is cumming. The heat is increasing.
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It is that time of year where the authorities of school's send
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students home for showing too much body. The human body is
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the most disgusting of creations, especially the parts labeled
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private. The body should be covered.
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Suppression of wet panties and hard cocks should be
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questioned. Are the authorities scared of their won sexual
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arousal, or fear others? Most are well aware that sex creates
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life. You need bodies for sex. IS it a religious agenda?
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God creates life, not vile animal trash. Arousal brings forth
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thought of creation and art. Perhaps the school authorities
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feel this is not what students should be doing...
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...but they seem to be okay with bloody death. Even though
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it is a natural phenomenon, we have been taught to fear death
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since birth. Odd it is that (at Mansfield Senior) we can have
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posters of corpses chillin' at a morgue hanging all over the
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fucking building, but the showing of body is strictly forbidden.
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Many Richland County students got to witness mock death at the
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fairgrounds. This is okay. Watching the loss of life is okay.
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Vaginas, dicks, breasts, legs, and thighs are bad. You are
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bad, evil! They fear our sexuality. They let us watch a gory
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spectacle at the fairgrounds to "scare us" into not mistakingly
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drinking and driving and... die. WE HAVE PICTURES OF CORPSES
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HANGING ALL OVER THE SCHOOL. No sexuality is no life. WE HAVE
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PICTURES OF A CORPSE HANGING ALL OVER THE SCHOOL. Of course,
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we can't see the private parts, just death. Life and death.
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Can't really have one without the other. Try to tell your
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principal that. Just what the fuck are they afraid of?
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Who Wants To Make Fun of a Millionaire?
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I do! They have small dicks! Ump...nevermind.
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Question 1: How many zeros does 1,000,000 have?
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a) 1 b) 10 c) 6 d) I can't count
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The answer is "e"! Welp, I'd better lifeline to my dad to make
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sure. Hello, dad? Can you hear me? No, I didn't fuck a
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chicken. Okay, the answer is "c" for chicken.
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Ding, Ding, Ding! You got the right answer. But, ha ha, you
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were supposed to guess the wrong answer. Johnny, bring the
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man out his prize. It's a hacksaw to cut off your right
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testicle.
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Question 2: You are a fucking idiot!
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a) true b) true c) true d) true
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Oh my god! I don't know the answer. I'm gong to have to use
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the 50/50. OK, now only a and c are left, Regis. I'm going
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to have to go with b.
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Is that your final answer? If it isn't we'll give you a million
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ways to be told the answer, you fucking idiot!
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So much pressure, what should I do? I'm going to poll the
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audience. OK, the results were:
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a) 5% b) 7% c) 3% d) 2% e) 85% says uhhhh!
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Well, I guess I'm going to have to go with "e".
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Wow, you really are a fucking idiot! But don't worry, you
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haven't even given us 5 mins airtime. We are here to make people
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at home feel smart. Fuck Jeopardy, that shit is for smart people
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and they don't even get that much money. We pay people more
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to be dumb. Ha!
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Since you're so fucking stupid, we'll let you think while we
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go to our five minutes of capitalist money-making.
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[During the break] Damn man, I'm glad you didn't know the
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answer. I can't believe that I, Regis Philbin, don't know it
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either. But it's okay I'm a fucking idiot, I'm making my money.
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Hey, you think you could give me Kathie Lee's #'s? I have some
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illegal immigrants in my garage that could be of use to her.
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Don't call her, that bitch can suck my dick!
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Thanks for returning to our show. We have our fucking idiot,
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Bill Nitwit, on his second question. Mr. Nitwit, please tell
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us what you do for a living.
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Well, my job isn't anything too serious. I sit in a building
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all day with 99 other people. All I have to say is "Aye" or
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"Nye" whenever they call my name. I've been doing it for so
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long, I don't even have to think to do my job. It's kind of
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involuntary. Then, sometimes, when something goes wrong, I
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tell everybody that nothing is wrong. It's an easy job.
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So what exactly are you?
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Oh, I'm a Senator.
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Really, that's interesting. (Regis falls asleep)
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Alright, I'm going to say my answer is c. That is my final
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answer.
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Oh, I'm sorry you guessed correctly. Johnny, throw him in the
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lions den. Thanks for playing Mr. Secretary, or whatever you
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are. I'd like to thank MR. Benjamin for inventing the $100
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bill. Thanks everybody.
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(The Curtains close and the audience is incinerated.)
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The End
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- By Fellow Felon and Goliath
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The 1st Lie of the Constitution
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The first amendment is bullshit. It states that we have
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the freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly, and petition.
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If that amendment was really in effect, it would be a free
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country. You may practice what religion you want, but are looked
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down upon. That shouldn't be. If you think about it,
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Christianity is forced upon us. There are always advertisements
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for Christian churches, but why not any other. Maybe it's
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because the government doesn't want them to. By being a good
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Christian, it makes you obey the laws. It's just a way of
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conforming to the will of others.
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People cannot assemble peacefully without being fucked
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with by pigs. If it is against the interest of the government,
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i.e. money or control, it is broken up. Most rallies don't
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become riots until cops get involved.
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If reporters and journalists reported what's really going
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on in the news, things would be different. Some stories are
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censored, which are usually about corporate and government flaws,
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while those about death aren't. How can people blame fictitious
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games and movies on violence when the nightly news just as bad.
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While school shootings have always gone on, it's only recently
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they've been given attention. Most probably don't realize the
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crime rate has been down for years. Yet the media makes it
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sound like it's been going up.
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The freedom of speech is the most affected. It's hard
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to say anything without getting in trouble for it. Take school
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for instance. Cuss words are restricted even though they're
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just words. Words can't affect your education. "If you're
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saying something offensive, you have to be careful who you're
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around." Why? Why should words bother anyone that much. I
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also don't understand why music is censored. That you have
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a choice to listen to it or not. If the artist wanted it
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censored, they would have done it themselves. One thing you
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should never be told to do is SHUTUP! If someone tries to quiet
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you for voicing your opinion, speak louder.
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-Goliath
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Religion is such bullshit. When I think about the lives
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led by "devout" christians and elite members of other religious
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groups, it makes me laugh. What the fuck? Next time I have
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enough free time to contemplate my relationship with "God",
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I think I'll wack off instead. At least that's fun.
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When I think back a few centuries, I can understand how
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people might have used Gods to explain what to them was
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unexplainable. Things like natural disasters, the weather,
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the sun, the moon, the meaning of human existence, and a million
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other things they couldn't explain. As much as we have not
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grown as a society, at least our grasp of the physical world
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around us has improved. We now know the Earth revolves around
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the sun, and the moon around the earth. Big fucking deal, but
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it does show one thing. If all of our (and when I say our,
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I mean their ) former beliefs look stupid now, imagine how dumb
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we will look to people a thousand years from now. They'll say
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things like, "I can't believe they thought God made people out
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of sand and water!! How dumb!" And then, a thousand years from
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their time, people (assuming the human race is still in
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existence) will look back on their beliefs with the same stupid
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laugh. What we learn from this is simply the backbone of a
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weak mind, someone who cannot think for themselves. Most
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intelligent people you will find do not believe in God, or at
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least questioned his existence (unlike those who blindly accept
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what they are told).
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Although I am not a communist, I have to quote Karl Marx.
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He once said that religion is the opiate of the masses. This
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is entirely true. If you look at society today, everything
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encompasses religious beliefs, and it keeps people sedated.
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God-fearing people refrain from committing crimes because they
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believe that they are morally wrong, and that they will be
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punished in the afterlife for any mistakes they make in this
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world. Our country's pledge of allegiance contains the words
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"Under God." Our legal system requires witnesses to swear with
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their hand upon a Bible to tell the truth. This oath is a
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threatening hand that promises the fires of hell to those who
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lie. As much as we criticize our puritan ancestors for their
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strict and outrageous beliefs, those beliefs form the backbone
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of our government today.
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What would happen if an Atheist or an Agnostic ran for
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president? He or she (if our country wasn't so sexist that
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we would ever actually elect a woman as president) would
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certainly be defeated. Part of this reason is the contempt
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most Christians hold for non-Christians. They believe we do
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not share the same "morals" or "values" that they hold so fucking
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near and dear. This country would never elect someone they
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thought didn't have strict moral beliefs and a strong Christian
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background. Look what Clinton did, and he's a Christian. If
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Christians can do things that bad, what would non-Christians
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sink to in office. At least, that's what they think.
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When you think about it, Christians are behind the decline
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of society. Wars are fought because people believe that they
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are "serving God" and their country. Europeans who destroyed
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the native Americans during the colonization of the States
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believed that they had the God-given right to spread their
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pathetic lives across the globe. It was German Christians that
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attempted to destroy the Jews in Nazi Germany. Fascists in
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Italy were convinced that their violent actions were in service
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to God. What all these people didn't think to do was to look
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around, and try to find their God. Do you see him, cause I
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sure as fuck don't. People see the beautiful things in life
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as the product of God, but the horrible things are the work
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of the devil. That's great. Go ahead and believe it if it
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helps you sleep at night, or if you need a fucking scapegoat
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for your actions. But as for me, I'll take responsibility for
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what I do, good or bad. No God, no ruler, I control my own
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life, and no one else does unless they take it from me.
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