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Everything you need to know about shoplifting
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by: Joey Midoro
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Disclamer
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This textfile is for informational purposes only. I will not be
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held responsible, legally or otherwise, for any actions taken as a
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result of ideas developed from this textfile.
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in short: If you fuck up, it's you fault, not mine
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Welcome to the complete guide of how to shoplift. This has worked
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great for me and many other people well I guess that before I tell you
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some of the actual ways too shoplift I should tell you how to act while
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... uh... working.
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1. Don't do anything that will draw attention
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2. try not to act to conspicuous
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3. don't try too hard at not acting conspicuous. otherwise you end up lookin
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jsut plain cocky and draw attrntion
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4. Don't spend a half an hour deciding where to put the stolen merchandise
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that should be done at home with something of the same general
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size
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5. alway's wear something that will help you blend in.
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6. **VERY IMPORTANAT** Never, NEVER run.
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7. Never take anything that is in front of a huge mirror or camera.
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8. Without drawing attention, always be on the lookout for cameras or
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staff. Any of the previous preperation or caution is useless
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if you are seen while taking something
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well, that's pretty much of the precautionary measures you need to take. no
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here are some actual ways to get the things you want
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1. if it's small enough to fit in your pocket, go ahead! just make sure that
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you
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don't have a big lump... protruding
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2. try to wear baggy clothing. Your only limit is the extra room. just be
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careful
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of those corners
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3. somethings may require taking it out of the box. I highly recommend that
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because
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it reduces the extra space needed.
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4. extra bags are wonderful, the only problem is getting out with it. If
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possible,
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try to make it look empty so that if someone asks to see it, tell them you
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came to return something then hit the bag without hitting the merchandise.
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don't let it make any sound. this can be practiced at home.
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5. purses are wonderful for the girls
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6. Backdoors and store rooms are wonderful. just bewear of the staff who
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will
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more than likely be in the store room.
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those are some pretty broad plans but more elaborate things have been done.
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if you have any questions or comments, please contact me
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email
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thirdbeatrevolution@hotmail.com
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