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/ cypher /
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()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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i could care less for having a flashy way of spelling my name the only thing you need is to know it.
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the floppy death disk
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first off on a personal note, i am cypher the only cypher, i rose to my hight in the 90's anmd have chosen to come back to
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clear my name from all these nobodies that have decided to take my name that i earned for themselves seeing as how they can't think for themselves
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and find their own name.
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<I AM CYPHER.>
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this is a personal favorite that uses only the most everyday products
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i write this knowing that the older of us know how to make it, but the newer generation doesent know it can be made unless they read the about... one other
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phile running around the net. this is a great device, very useful in an office building or other
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place that uses computers... well that means just about the fuck anywhere doesent it?! ahem..
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yes it does.
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now the items required are:
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1.a floppy disk.
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2.matches, (strike anywhere are best)
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3.nail polish remover (which in a side note is a very effective tool in a persons' kit that should always be kept handy)
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4.knife (if your slick and skillful you can get away with useing one, if you suck at precision cutting, use something plastic ans sharp)
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the steps:
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1.carefully take apart the floppy, saving all the pieces! (cant stress that enough, the floppy must work after the steps are complete)
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2.that little fucking spring at the top that always flyes out when you open the floppy? the little one
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that just flu out and hit you in the eye? get it fucker, i said all the pieces.
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3.set them aside, and get the half that has the part where the film type thing is with the circle of
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thin paper over it.
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4.remove the paper now.
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5.set aside and shave a bunch of match heads off of the wood their on and make a fine powder of it.
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enough to cover the file of the floppy disk, for good measure put two coats of match head powder on it.
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6.cover one side of the paper that you took off with nail polish remover.
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7.quickly replace that paper in it's place on top of the paper, make sure the paper goes down so the nail polish remover
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is on the powder.
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8.carefully put the diskett back together.
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if done correctly the disk will be placed in a disk drive of an unsuspecting computer, by an unsuspecting person,
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then it will be run and when the drive tries to read the disk the match powder with become heated, thus causing it to catch fire,
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melting the reader head of the drive, and posibly damaging other components of the computer.
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BTW keep yourself away from the drive when the disk goes in, there have been cases where parts have been ejected
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from the opening of the drive and have been implanted into flesh.
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enjoy.
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disclaimer: if you do it and get cought, i can't be held responsible for your own actions.
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from
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the original
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cypher. |