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\\//How to commit a bank robbery\\//
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//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\by dope\//\\//\\
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\/Introduction/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\
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/\/\/\/\/\/\you don't have to read\/\
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Hi im dope and im a big fan of a show called the FBI files. I
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watch it because the criminals are so stupid which makes the
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show funny. For example: Their were these two guys who killed
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two people and left the knife pouches at the crime scene. They
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also left finger prints and a shoe print. Then they co-operated
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with the police letting them examine what ever they wanted.
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They gave the police information without a lawyer. Finally when
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the police have everything but the murder weapons the two guys
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disappear without taking the murder weapons which are in their
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rooms. This might be hard to believe but its true. Eventually I
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thought I could do better then these criminals so I wrote this,
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this might not work but if you're planning to rob a bank this
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can be a guide line. I would also like to legal state that I
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wrote this for fun and I am not responsible for your actions.
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\/The Plan/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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First you need 4 people willing to help. Steal a van from a
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USED car lot. Get a license plate and rip the numbers off
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somehow then put fake numbers on (This is so the police don't
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pull you over because the vehicle was reported stolen). Then
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get some automatic guns if your willing to shoot in defense or
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any random guns if you don't want to. One of the people must
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know how to open a safe if not you can only get the money in
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the draws (It's a better idea to go for the draw because it's
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fast and easy). Place stuff in your shoes to make you look
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taller to confuse the police when they try to find your height
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by using the surveillance footage. Also wear a ski mask and
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glasses. Wear gloves so no finger prints can be placed. And do
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what ever you can to cover yourself up so no part of your skin
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is showing. This will make identifying you really hard. Try to
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talk as little as possible because the employees could remember
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the voice and tell the police (I saw one episode of the FBI
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files where the robbers were found because one of the employees
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recognized the voice of the robber which was her neighbor). Try
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to rob the bank just before it closes, because all the money
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would be in bags being transported to the safe so all you have
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to do is run in and take it, or you can go when ever. Have one
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person driving the van and the rest in the back (The person
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driving should wear gloves if your planning to ditch the van
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and sun glasses). Park the van so the rear of it faces the bank
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doors, then the people should jump out run in and IMIDIANTLY
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say 'Get your hands up and move into that corner!', This is
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important because they could trigger a silent alarm when
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opening the draw (You should also have a police radio so you
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can here when someone's reported you). Get one person to aim a
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gun to the peoples head, one to empty the money into a bag and
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one to search the rest of the building incase theirs someone in
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a corner dialing 911. Do everything as fast as possible. Get
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out and run into the van, shut the doors and drive. Then go to
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a empty car park and remove the fake license plates. You should
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also have another car waiting in that parking lot so you can
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dump the guns in the trunk (make sure the car isn~Rt their for
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too long or someone will report it). Once you've ditched the
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evidence drive home and wait a few days and go pick the
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evidence up. Now all you have to do is clean the money!
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(Laundering). I don't know how to launder so find out
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yourself. Also if you've stolen lots of money, it's a good
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idea to leave the country for 5 years because in 5 years you
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can't be charged for anything!
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