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FAQ on Boredom
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What is bordeom?
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Boredom is basically "minds empty and wants to quench
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itself with anything just to break free from IT".
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Its the lingering repetitive silence that drones on
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and on in your brain, its having nothing to do and
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the more you try and do something interesting you've
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found it has been done already and thats it
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pleasure stimulus has dramatically declined because of
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this.
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Many different things help to elimiate boredom in the
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cranium. One is to procure mental images of
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luxious women in exotic bikinis. Others include
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getting up of your puny ass and doing something.
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Where is boredom?
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Boredom can be seen in librarys, class rooms and
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believe it or not chapels. Its a part of life but can
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easily be treated. It can be seen clearly in someones
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eyes. Trust me, you'll know when someones bored.
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How do you know if somebodys bored?
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The classic posture is explained as follows: person
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slouched over with hand supporting head, hand is
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usually covering the face (this usually symbolises a
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crying for help, to break free from the boredom).
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The boredom infected person usually hears the clock
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ticking, (its that quiet you see) and can often be
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see lazily staring at the wall thinking about shit.
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What to do if your bored?
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Kill someone
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Fart on someone
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Smash someones car into pieces (a person you hate)
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Contemplate suicicide (first make a will to me)
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Smash the office computer (oh come on, everyone has
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wanted to do this)
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Eat an overdose of caffeine tablets (the effect is
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kewl, trust me)
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Blow up your college
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Go speeding
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Have homosexual affairs
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Oooh, ooooh have sex
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Call yourself Professor Ramrod
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Go hunting (but kill everything that moves)
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Can i die from boredom?
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Research has shown that boredom is healthy for the
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brain as it helps the brain to relax and to think of
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something to do (helping to develop the creative
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lobes).
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>From Cobalt
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