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Description: Make Airplane rides fun with this text file! Part of the
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Sheer Black compilation.
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Want to make those 3 hour airplane flights fun? Read this and it will
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happen!
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1) Put something in the middle of the ail [such as an OPENED box of
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candy]. Whenever you hit turbulence or when the plane is landing,
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everything will spill out and fall down the ail.
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2) Go to the bathroom and leave the lock on the door so it says
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"vacant". Now no one will be able to go in their.
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3) If your next to someone and they are sleeping, press their service
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button and when they ask you , "What's the problem?" say that they
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pressed it. Then keep doing this and they will get pissed off.
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4) Okay now this one here is the grand finale. If your on a plane
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where you can listen to music by using the provided headphones, this
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one is for you. There are two holes located in your armrest, one for
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the head phones and one right next to it. Ask to borrow your
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passengers headphones and stick the end part of both head phones [the
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part that you have to plug-in in order to listen to music] into both
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holes at the same time. Press really hard and the speaker should pop
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[don't worry, it won't make any loud noise]. Whats the point of this?
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Now the music plays out the actual speaker instead of your headphones.
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Put it on a really gay station [like a station for kids] and turn the
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volume all the way up. Try to do this to your neighbors during the
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flight if they happen to fall asleep. At the end of the flight when
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everyone is getting to get off, he plane's engine will be turned off so
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your music will be heard clearly. This will attract A LOT of heads.
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