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T H E N E W J E R S E Y H I G H B Y A B S T R A C T E D*
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<INTRODUCTION> *
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THIS IS JUST A COMPILATION A SUMMARY OF THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE OBTAINED ON THE NEW*
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JERSEY HIGH OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS. I HAVE DONE THIS "TRICK" ON MANY PEOPLE AND*
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HAS PROVED SUCCESFUL IN MOST CASES. WARNING: DO NOT PERFORM THIS IF YOU DO NOT *
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HAVE LIFE INSURANCE. SOMETIMES, RARELY, IN CERTAIN CONDITIONS FROM WHAT I'VE *
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SEEN THE PERSON WHO IS UNCONCIENCE SHAKES. THIS IS BECUASE OF THE UNBALANCE THAT*
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THE SUGAR AND THE PERSON'S HEART WITHSTAND. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY GET HURT *
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FROM THIS BUT I HAVE DONE RESEARCH AND IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT IF YOU DO IT TO A*
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GREAT EXCESS, THEN THERE MIGHT BE NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. I TAKE NO BLAME FOR ANY*
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MISHAPPENINGS THAT OCCUR WHILE ATTEMPTING THE NEW JERSEY HIGH. *
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*
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<INSTRUCTIONS> *
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OKAY THEN AS LONG AS YOU AGREE TO ALL THE BULLSHIT IN THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE, WE *
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ARE MAKING PROGRESS. OK FIRST YOU TAKE THE PERSON YOU ARE PERFORMING THIS TO AND*
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YOU MAKE THEM ON THEIR TOES, YET IN A CROUCHING POSITION (USUALLY WITH THEIR *
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HEAD LEANING ON SOMETHING LIKE A COUCH). NOW YOU ASK THEM TO CROSS THEIR CHEST *
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WITH THEIR ARMS AND ASK THEM TO SLOWLY (WORKS BEST IF THEY DO IT AS SLOW AS *
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POSSIBLE) INHALE AND KEEP THE OXYGEN IN THEIR LUNGS FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS PER TIME*
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THEN EXHALE. THEY DO THIS ABOUT 7-10 TIMES (10 FOR BEST RESULTS) THEN THEY TAKE *
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1 LAST BREATH THEN STAND ON THE TIP OF THEIR TOES WITH THEIR BACK AS STRAIGHT AS*
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POSSIBLE. NOW YOU BEAR HUG THEIR CHEST (WHERE THEIR ARMS ARE CROSSED) AND ASK *
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THEM TO SLOWLY EXHALE. MUAHAHAHAH!! THEY JUST FAINTED. SLOWLY LIE THEM ON THE *
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COUCH OR FLOOR. CAUTION: WHEN YOU GET THEM MAKE SURE YOU SECURE THEIR HEAD CAUSE*
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WHEN YOU PUT THEIR HEAD ON THE FLOOR SOMETIMES IT HITS A LITTLE HARD AND THEY *
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WAKE UP WITH A MAD HEADACHE. THEY USUALLY WAKE UP FROM ABOUT 20 SECS TO ABOUT A *
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MINUTE (FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN). LATER. *
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** -ABSTRACTED *
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