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¤Introduction¤
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This is just some shit to do with your friends or at some party.
There is no guarentee of safety or effectiveness for it, and is just
a cheap high. In the time that I have done it I haven't noticed any
kind of emergency or permanant damage. So, to a degree, it is
safe. The victim will be unconscious and will be losing some brain
cells, but it's usually a minimum.
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¤Disclaimer¤
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I have nothing to do with the information provided. What you do with
the contents is entirely up to you. So if someone winds up being
rushed to the hospital convulsing and bleeding out of their ass, it's
not my fault.
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¤Procedure¤
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I'm going to list steps in detail to ensure it works because it is
an amazing experience.
1. For it to work effectively the room must be large enough to lie
down, and of course large enough to let people stand and
watch.
2. You have to inform the person what to do and when. Tell them
the following- `Squat and breathe. When I tap you on the
shoulder stand up and take in a huge breathe as your rising.
Hold it when you stand completely up and look at the ceiling.
Hold that breathe for as long as possible. I'm going to take you
down slow and as your going down pretend your going to sleep.
Keep your eyes closed the entire time.' You're also going to
need some help from 2 or 3 people.
3. Tell the volunteer to sit in a squatting position with knees bent.
Both arms extended and both hands placed between feet. Tell
him/her to hang their head down and close his eyes.
4. Now he/she must remain in this position throughout the
breathing process. Tell the victim to take deep, deep breaths,
inhaling to their maximum and letting it out slow.
5. Quiet the room down and turn off all distractions. Dim the room.
While their breathing try to bring them deeper by telling them
to try to fall asleep and relax as much as you can. Make sure
they're taking this seriously.
6. Usually, the more breaths taken the better the actual high will
be. Around 15 good breaths will be enough to work. But let them
do as many as you'd like. After awhile, though, they'll get bored
and lose their concentration and it won't work as good.
7. While their breathing put a pillow where you're going to rest
their head. When you think they've had enough breathing tell them
to make these last couple breaths really deep and long. Then
tap them on the shoulder and they'll take there breath in and
stand up. The next step is really important.
8. Extend your right arm and bring it around their lower neck so
your elbow is pointing the same way they're facing. Extend your
left arm and with your left hand clutch your right elbow. Flex your
arm muscles and put a good pressure on their neck. Make sure
they're expecting the pressure though. If it's too tight they'll freak
out and stop you. So maybe choke them before anything so
they're expecting it.
9. Now your helpers should be ready. Keep choking them until
their completly laying down. Have your helpers lower the body
to the floor comfortably.
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¤Aftermath¤
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What your going to see could be disturbing. Or you might not see
anything at all. With my experience girls produce the most
interesting results. They could be dreaming, too. But when they
wake up they'll think they slept for hours and they won't know
where they are for a couple of seconds. The least that will happen
is you will just see them fall asleep and then wake up in about 10
seconds. Its pretty common to see a form of a convulsion. They
will twitch and move around alot sometimes. Ask them about it.
They won't know anything about it because they were unconscious.
Don't wake them up. You might have heard somewhere that it
could be dangerous being forcefully being woken up from a knock-out.
Just have fun with it. If you really want to fuck with them while
they're under turn off all the lights and pretend to goto sleep.
·]¦[· Diabolus ·]¦[· ¨ '¹i|¡,¡|i¹'¨ (`· November 27, 2001 ·´)
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