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10 ways to completely trash someone's property!!
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Things to prepare for the trashing:
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1. Make a fake barf by mixing green or whatever color
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food coloring you want and blending it together with
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pickle relish and tomatoes for the chunks and blending
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it in with milk. Make a lot. Let it sit or warm it up
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to make it stink.
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2. Get a bunch of trash, or trash cans.
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3. Get a bunch of dog crap and put it in some paper
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bags.
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4. Get some ketchup and mustard.
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5. Spray paint - this is a classic tool for vandals
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6. Rocks, slingshot and bb's and a bb gun
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7. Strong fishing line like 20lb line or whatever
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8. Superhero masks for humor and to protect your id
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9. Rotten eggs or tomatoes
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10. People to help you
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Ok now for the fun:
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organize some people to help you get this done
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faster and more efficiently. Go up to someone's
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yard you don't like and just dump all of the
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trash in their yard, go up to their front door and
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dump all of the puke you made on their doorstep and
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door. Squirt the ketchup and mustard on their house
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and windows. If you want, you can also spray paint
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their house. And break their windows. Tie the fishing
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line to their front rails or poles on their porch.
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Dump all of the dog crap in front of their door.
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Then when the owner comes out and sees what you have
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done, he will instantly step into the dog crap.
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Flip him off and try to get him to chase you.
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He will be so grossed out that he won't realize there
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is a trip line crossed in front of him. He will come
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after you, and trip hahahaha! Then when he is down,
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throw all your rotten tomatoes and eggs on him and
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run like a bat out of hell while laughing the whole
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way home.
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by the role model for today's youth, Mantis |