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tterplacethey'rerottingintheground;thenextdateforyourlocalnecrophileFuck
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File no.#002
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"How to make smoke bombs if you do not own a mobile laboratory."
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Hello and welcome to my second text-file. Did you like the last one? I
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don't care. Anyway, I read up on how to make smoke bombs and the
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ingredients were right. 4 parts sugar, 7 parts potassium nitrate. One of
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the files said that to the potassium nitrate at a pharmacy, YOU DON'T! You
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get potassium nitrate at a chemist. Potassium nitrate isn't used anymore so
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if they ask why you want it, you're either a pyrotechnican (one of those
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guys who makes explosions and the like on movie sets) or a professor at Tit
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Monger University.
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Second of all, you don't have to melt the potassium nitrate under a
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spirit burner until it turns yellow. You can just put the potassium nitrate
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and sugar into a tissue and shake it. It isn't a compound like the other
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type, but it's just as good, if not better.
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And last on my list of hate, why did it say in every file to use a
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spatula? Most people don't have a mobile laboratory, use a fucking
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teaspoon.
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If you haven't read any other file on how to make smoke bombs, I will tell
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you how, you need:
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A TEASPOON,
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Potassium nitrate (found at a CHEMIST)
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Sugar.
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A TISSUE.
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And some tape.
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(It's a lot easier this way, no test tubes or any of that
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pukefucking cunt.)
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Method:
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1. Lay your tissue on the table.
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2. Put 4 teaspoons of sugar on the tissue.
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3. Put 7 teaspoons of potassium nitrate on the tissue.
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4. Fold the tissue so that none of your mixture will leak out and selotape
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it closed.
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5. Shake it.
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6. Light the bastard.
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See how the flames burst out of the smoke bomb? It's easier to make than
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the type that's solid and it's better. (It's better because of it's
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romantic bursting flames of passion.)
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-Pyros YON Leprechaun http://www.freespeech.org/no
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31/08/01 23:57
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