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Youyfuckin gf ag gotyoua renotf ittoread thisfile looka tyo
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uy ou ar ea me ss ge to ut of he re yo
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uc an tr ea dt hi sf il ey ou sh ou ld
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beworrie dab outothe rt hi ng sl ik eyourdr
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in ki ng pr ob le my ou al co ho
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licyou yo uc an tjustw an ttoreadt hisfi le yo
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uh av
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et o ne
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ed t or
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eadthi sf
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elikeanaddictionthatfillsyoureverywakinghourandeventuallyyouwillbearrested
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Straight from Pyros' mind to your screen,
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it's...
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File no.#001
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"Oiling."
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Hello terrorists and fat people. My name is Pyros, well actually it
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isn't and that's a load of shit so sorry to waste your time. This is my
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first file; "oiling". "What is oiling?" you ask. Well I created this and I
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don't think there is any other text file about it.
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Most people have an oil tank in their back garden, so that's where we
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get our oil from. All you need are
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-a bottle
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-and a rope
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That's not too complicated. If you don't have any rope, tear down
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somebody's clothes line.
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Over the person's back garden wall we go. If you can't climb, it
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doesn't take a genius to get into somebody's back garden. Don't bother
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checking to see if their is somebody home, oiling should take less than 30
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seconds. Tie the clothes line around the neck of the bottle and open the
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lid of the oil tank. Throw the bottle in. When you take it back out of the
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oil tank, the bottle will be filled with oil and you are victorious, now
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get out of my back garden. You now have oil for burning at your leisure.
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Commercial buildings have huge oil tanks and you can go there
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constantly and they won't notice.
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I would like to thank
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Happyman - For being the best partner in crime a boy could ever ask for.
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Podge - For learning from my way.
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Brian Hays - For being a faggot that deserves to die and it was me who
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robbed your car and you'll never catch me!!1 HAHAHA.
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Here is my disclaimer: I didn't do any of this, it was all Brian Hays, or
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that guy Jason Scott who owns textfiles.com, he looks like a no-good-nic to
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me.
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I have a website now: www.freespeech.org/no
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-Pyros THE Leprechaun
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31/08/01 22:31
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