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SUBJECT: YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN FILE: UFO3062
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YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN, SAY EXPERTS
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here's how you can tell
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by: Michael Cassels
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National Inquirer
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Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human - but
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you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say
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experts.
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They listed 10 signs to watch for:
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1. Odd or mismatched clothes. "Often space aliens don't fully
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understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are
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in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo
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jacket with blue jeans or sneakers," noted Brad Steiger, a renowned
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UFO investigator and author.
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2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. Space aliens might eat French
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fires with a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills, the
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experts say.
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3. Bizarre sense of humor. Space aliens who don't understand earthly
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humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell jokes
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that no one understands, said Steiger.
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4. Takes frequent sick days. A space alien might need extra time off to
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"rejuvenate its energy," said Dr. Thomas Easton, a theoretical
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biologist and futurist.
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5. Keeps a written or tape recorded diary. "Aliens are constantly
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gathering information." said Steiger.
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6. Misuses everyday items. "A space alien may use correction fluid to
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paint its nails," said Steiger.
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7. Constant questioning about customs of co-workers. Space aliens who
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are trying to learn about earth culture might ask questions that
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seem stupid, Easton said.
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"For example, a co-worker may ask why so many Americans picnic on
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the Fourth of July," noted Steiger.
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8. Secretive about personal life-style and home. "An alien won't
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discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at night or on
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weekends," said Steiger.
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9. Frequently talks to himself. "An alien may not be used to speaking
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as we do, so an alien may practice speaking," Steiger noted.
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10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain
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high-tech hardware. "An alien may experience a mood change when a
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microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger. The experts pointed out
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that a co-worker would have to display most if not all of these
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traits before you can positively identify him as a space alien.
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