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SUBJECT: SPACE ALIENS STEAL SALESMAN'S CHEAP TOUPEE! FILE: UFO1145
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BY JOE BERGER for WWN
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Unsuspecting salesman Tyler Waddell was walking down a lonely Louisiana high-
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way when he was accosted by five wild eyed space aliens who pinned him down -
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and stole his cheap toupee right off his head!
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They climbed out of their ship and came straight toward me, and truthfully, I
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was scared to death, still trembling Tyler later told reporters.
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The grabbed me and stared at me with those crazy bug eyes, and I was sure they
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were going to kill me or kidnap me or torture me or something. But all they
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did was yank my hairpiece of my head.
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They looked at it and started chattering and chortling like it was the funnie-
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st thing they'd ever seen. And to them I guess it was - because they didn't
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have a hair anywhere on their bodies.
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Finally, one of them put the thing on his head and they all dashed back to the
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ship, still chattering away.
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Terrified Tyler's hair raising ordeal began late one night when his car conked
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out on a country road outside Lake Charles.
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I was driving home after a sales trip and my car was running like a top, and
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then all at once it just died on me for no good reason, the rattled bachelor
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recalled.
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I was out there in the middle of nowhere and it was dark as hell, but I got
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out and started walking, hoping I could find a farmhouse or something. And I'd
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been waiting maybe five minutes when the whole sky lit up bright orange and
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this big, silver spaceship came down in a field no more than 100 yards away.
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Petrified Tyler, 53, stopped in his tracks as five pint size aliens climbed
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from the craft and toddled toward him.
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Those little guys came at me and I was just frozen there, unable to move I
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was so scared, the mousy shirt sales man recalled with a shudder. They were
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only 4 feet tall, no more, and I knew they weren't from this world, that's
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for sure.
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when they got to me, they pushed me over and pinned me down and one of them
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started running his hands through my ratty old hairpiece, kind of checking
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it out, you know. The next thing I knew, the toupee had come loose and was
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sitting there all cock-eyed on top of my head like a dead rat and they stood
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back and looked at it like they didn't know what to make of it.
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Finally one of them grabbed it and put it on his head and they all headed back
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to the ship.
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Mystified Tyler watched in astonishment as the saucer shaped spaceship soared
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off to ward the stars. Then he walked to a farmhouse two miles away and called
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for help.
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It was a pretty frightening experience, but I guess I should be grateful, said
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the dazed salesman. they could have decided they wanted my eyeballs or some-
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thing.
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* THE U.F.O. BBS - http://www.ufobbs.com/ufo *
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