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SUBJECT: SPACE ALIEN DOLL FOUND AT UFO SITE ! FILE: UFO1075
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BY STAN COPENS for WWN
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The discovery of a space alien doll at a UFO landing site stunned scientists,
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whose investigations have revealed the doll:
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1. Is made of a mysterious, unearthly metal.
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2. Maintains a constant temperature of 125 degrees Fahrenheit.
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3. Has an extra eye and no mouth.
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4. Appears to be wearing a space suit.
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5. Has circular appendages at the ends of its legs.
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6. Makes the sound "nu-lee, nu-lee" when it 's turned over.
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7. Honks and snorts when it s face is rubbed.
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8. Weighs 300 pounds.
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There is no doubt that this amazing doll's origins are extraterrestrial, said
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physicist Milchael Dillion, who has studied the space toy since it was found
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in Kenya in 1990. It's also probable that the creatures who left it here made
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it in their own image, which means we now know what they look like. Because of
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this doll, our knowledge of aliens has increased dramatically.
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After three schoolchildren found the strange doll near their home west of Nai-
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robi, police were alerted and they called in Dr. Dillon, who took the doll to
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his laboratory for testing.
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There were traces of radioactivity on the doll and at the site where it was
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found, indicating that it came from a spaceship fueled by nuclear power, Dr.
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dillon said. And last month we identified the metal the doll is made of - an
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extremely heavy alloy made of substances found in comets and moon rocks.
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We are now planning to take it apart, so we can see the manufacturing techni-
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ques used by people on other planets. We have much to learn from this toy.
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* THE U.F.O. BBS - http://www.ufobbs.com/ufo *
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