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55 lines
2.9 KiB
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SUBJECT: EXTRATERRESTRIAL INSECTS AT UFO LANDING SITE FILE: UFO69
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A LEADING RESEARCHER CLAIMS TO HAVE FOUND A PAIR OF SPACE ALIEN BUGS
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AT A UFO LANDING SITE - BUT HERE'S THE CLINCHER.
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DR. PAUL FARNER HAS STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE THAT OTHER EXTRATERRESTRIAL
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BUGS ESCAPED FROM THE STARSHIP AND ARE NOW BREEDING LIKE FLIES IN THE
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ARIZONA DESERT.
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THE INSECTS LOOK LIKE FLYING CRAB CLAWS AND HAVE POWERFUL, CRUSHING
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JAWS THAT ENABLE THEM TO EAT A VARIETY OF FOODS, INCLUDING RAW MEAT,
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BITS OF METAL AND OTHER BUGS.
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IN SPITE OF THEIR SINISTER APPEARANCE, THE EXPERT SAYS THEY ARE AS SMART,
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LOYAL AND OBEDIENT AS DOGS - AND WILL CLEARLY MAKE GOOD PETS.
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I SIMPLY CANNOT OVERSTATE THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS DISCOVERY, SAID FARNER,
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WHO CAPTURED THE INSECTS AT AN ALLEGED UFO LANDING SITE WEST OF PHOENIX
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IN LATE OCTOBER.
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THE BUGS THAT WE HAVE IN CAPTIVITY ARE NOT ONLY GROWING BY LEAPS AND
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BOUNDS, THEY ARE LAYING EGGS AS FAST AS WE CAN COUNT THEM AND GIVING US
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A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY ALIEN LIFEFORMS.
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THERE WAS INITIAL CONCERN THAT THE INSECTS WOULD WREAK HAVOC WITH OUT
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ENVIRONMENT AND ECOLOGY BUT MY OBSERVATIONS ARE PROVING OTHERWISE.
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THE BUGS DO NOT APPEAR TO BE DESTRUCTIVE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
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MY GUESS IS THAT THEY WILL TURN OUT TO BE A BOON TO OUR PLANET IF THEY
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ARE BREEDING IN THE WILD.
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FARNER'S REPORT SENT SHOCK WAVES THROUGH THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY AND
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TOUCHED OFF A CONTROVERSY THAT IS SURE TO RAGE FOR MONTHS OR EVEN YEARS
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TO COME.
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INSECT SPECIALISTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD IMMEDIATELY REQUESTED ACCESS
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TO THE BUGS.
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BUT FARNER REFUSED, SAYING THAT MY RESEARCH - NOT PROFESSIONAL COURTESY
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COMES FIRST.
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THE EXPERT SAYS HE FOUND THE BUGS FLYING IN ERRATIC BUT COMPLETE CIRCLES
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AT AN ALLEGED UFO LANDING SITE ON OCTOBER 29.
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HE CAPTURED THE INSECTS AND TOOK THEM BACK TO HIS LABORATORY, WHERE CAT
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SCANS AND OTHER SOPHISTICATED TESTS SHOWED THEM TO HAVE ONLY ONE
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INTERNAL ORGAN AND NO BLOOD OR BODY FLUIDS AT ALL.
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THEIR BODIES ARE AS HARD AS STEEL AND FOUR, GLOBULAR EYES THEY HAVE
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR HEADS LITERALLY GIVE THEM 360 DEGREE VISION,
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SAID FARNER. EVEN STRANGER, THE BUGS ARE KEENLY AWARE OF THEIR SURRO-
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UNDINGS AND SEEM TO BE AS LOYAL, OBEDIENT AND INTELLIGENT AS DOGS.
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WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO NOW IS DEVISE A WAY TO TEST THEM FOR INTELLIGENCE,
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HE ADDED.
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UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NO TELLING HOW LONG THESE THINGS WILL LIVE. FOR
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ALL I KNOW THEY COULD DIE TOMORROW - OR SURVIVE FOR YEARS.
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FARNER'S BELIEF THAT OTHER EXTRATERRESTRIAL INSECTS ESCAPED INTO THE
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ENVIRONMENT IS BASED ON OBSERVATIONS HE MADE AT THE UFO LANDING SITE
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ITSELF.
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IF THESE BUGS ARE LOOSE IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE KNOW IT, SAID THE
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EXPERT.
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THEY SEEM TO LIKE HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP AND GIVEN ENOUGH TIME, THEY
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COULD TURN UP IN EVERY HOME IN AMERICA.
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* THE U.F.O. BBS - http://www.ufobbs.com/ufo *
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