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BOONE COUNTY: SHANGRI-LA OF THE OZARKS by Kurt Saxon copyright 1981
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During the final years of a mighty civilization, those who
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mean to survive its collapse must be able to make quick decisions.
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We've all seen films of refugees from the world's turmoils since
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the forties, fifties, sixties, seventies. And now in the eighties,
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the pitiful trash from Cuba, Haiti, and Mexico.
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How long did our latest hordes of unwanted wait their chance?
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Moreover, how many of them just sat around watching their systems
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deteriorate without doing anything? How many of them were a part
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of the problem? How long will it be before they are met with guns
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at our shores and borders? Their good fortune lies in having a
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destination before it is blocked.
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All too soon, not only national borders, but state and even
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county borders will be closed to increasingly unwelcome outsiders.
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So your decision to relocate to a more suitable area will soon be
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based more on the natives' permission than your own willingness to
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move.
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Since beginning THE SURVIVOR several years ago I've studied
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several alternatives to survival in the densely populated, and
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therefore doomed, areas of our country. I discounted the high
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mountain areas for several reasons. Their altitude gives them a
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short growing season which forces the people to import nearly all
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their food. Their winters are long and terribly cold. The price
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of fuel prohibits the amounts needed to last the duration.
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Being almost totally dependent on outside supplies, mountain
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towns will prove to be vastly overpopulated when the really bad
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times come. Anyone who has anything will be forced to share to the
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point of beggary.
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The isolated wilderness buff playing Grizzly Adams will find
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the game wiped out or driven off after the first hunting forays.
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Improvident townies will sack the homestead unless you have the
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ammo and determination to stack them like cordwood around your
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place. It's not worth it.
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Desert towns are just as bad in their way. There, the lack of
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water will doom any area packed with refugees. The isolated
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dweller on the desert, like the lone mountaineer, would soon run
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out of supplies if he didn't die of boredom first.
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Northern California, Oregon and Washington state have long
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been touted as survivalists' havens. The climate is mild and one
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can sleep outdoors, if necessary, much of the year. But, aside
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from a few fortified holdings, these areas would be swamped with
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refugees. The climate and road systems would insure that literally
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millions of California refugees would migrate there by car, bicycle
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and afoot.
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The north central states are too cold and barren to attract
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many refugees. But, as in the case of the high mountain areas,
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their own surplus populations would be a considerable problem.
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It almost goes without saying that the densely populated areas
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of the midwest and northeast would be deathtraps for survivalist
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and refugee alike. Only the most determined townies could fight
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off or reroute the milling bands of refugees there.
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The southern coastal states are being swamped by Cubans and
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Haitians, not to mention blacks, Mexicans and other non-white and
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shiftless types who simply squat where the living is easy. When
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living ceases to be easy, these social dregs will become predatory
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much more intensively than working class and middle class whites
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who grew up with a stake in the system.
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The only part of the US I consider viable as any survivalist's
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refuge from the coming storm is the Ozarks. Temperate climate.
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Plenty of water. All but luxury foods grown locally. Wood for
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fuel plentiful and cheap or free. Highly defensible from
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outsiders. Low population density.
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Most of the people here own farms or were raised on them.
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They were comparitively isolated from the outside until better road
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systems were put in. They are doggedly independent and are
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unashamedly intolerant of parasites, thieves and degenerates.
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Their police officers are alert and dedicated. Mostly local men,
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they know the territory and the people far better than officers in
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most other regions.
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The per-capita crime rate in the Ozarks is the lowest in the
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country and the police in the region have the highest record for
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arrests of lawbreakers. Boone County leads the area in strict law
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enforcement.
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In the last year, not one woman has been raped. There has not
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been one mugging or even an armed robbery here. Even so, the
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police keep a low profile. You seldom see them unless you're in
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violation of the law.
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Mainly, it's the honest and hardworking people, themselves,
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with their built-in contempt for inferiors, which keeps the overall
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crime rate so low. A Boone County jury, presided over by a hanging
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judge, keeps most idiots out of the area.
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I've been here over a year and have yet to see a hippy, fag,
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beggar or tramp.
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Boone County is dry, which accounts for the lack of drunks and
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derelicts which infest most other downtown areas. If you drink,
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you have to go to Berryville, 31 miles away. There you can buy any
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kind of liquor you want and bring it back.
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Although very friendly and helpful, most area residents are
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gun owners and are very proficient due to a lifetime of hunting.
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The Ozarks will be a sorry place indeed for looters in the years
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ahead.
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Employment opportunities are low and the minimum wage is the
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average pay. Living is very easy here and inexpensive and no one
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seems to go without. I've never seen anyone ragged or hungry
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looking.
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I wouldn't advise you to come here unless you've already made
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your pile, have a business, trade or service to offer or mean to
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buy land to grow marketable products on. If you don't have
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anything going now, you ought to think up a business. If you can
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make anything worthwhile you can sell it here. But if you can't
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find at least one thing you can do in all four volumes of THE
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SURVIVOR, you might as well stay where you are and eat, drink and
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be merry.
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If you have a mailorder business, Harrison is perfect. The
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last thing to completely break down will be the postal service.
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So, as long as you have stock to sell you'll be in good shape.
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Another thing about the mailorder business is that you can
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locate in the least expensive areas, of which Boone County is
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certainly one.
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If you have property in a high priced area and can get a buyer
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for it, you can pay for the move, get set up here and still have
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oodles left over for investment in your stock in trade. Property
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here goes for about one third of what it would cost in or near the
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larger cities. You can also rent here for much less than you would
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pay elsewhere.
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People here are honest by nature and you can even buy property
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over the phone with confidence. The idea is that there is so few
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people in the area that a cheat would be talked out of business in
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no time. Besides a realtor would rather be honest than get mauled
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every time you met him on the street.
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I bought my house over the phone. I contacted Shirley Bell,
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of Bell Real Estate and told her I wanted a house with a basement.
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She called me back several days later and said she had what I
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wanted. I visualized an old frame house leaning against a tree
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with a hole dug under it for pigs and chickens. I bought it anyway.
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When I got here I found a modern house on a half acre right at
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the edge of town. It has four bedrooms, a bath and a half, a full
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basement, wall-to-wall carpeting, drapes and a deluxe kitchen and
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all for only $38,500.
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In California, the place would cost $150,000. And it wasn't
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unusual. There are even better deals. There are places right in
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town and others so secluded you have to guide people there.
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I've heard a lot of complaints about property taxes in other
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areas. The go into the thousands of dollars per year. I had
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Shirley Bell look up some average taxes here. A $25,000 property
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is taxed at an average rate of $76.00 per year. $50,000 -
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$150.00. $75,000 - $272.00. $100,000 - $395.00.
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Although time is running out fast, you may be forced to wait a
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few months to move anywhere. If you want to get better acquainted
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with Boone County before coming here, you can subscribe to the
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local newspaper for six months. $11.50 will get the paper sent
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anywhere. Send to: The Harrison Daily Times, 111 Rush, Harrison,
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AR 72601.
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Another way to learn about a town is through its phone book.
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You can go to your local phone company and have them order a
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Harrison phone book. It takes about ten days, and it's free. From
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it you can get an idea of the businesses, services and facilities
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the area offers.
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If you have some idea of the kind of property you want, just
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call Shirley Bell at 501-741-8888. She'll be glad to tell you what
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she can get in your line and I'm sure you'll be more than satisfied.
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