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THE KILLER CARAVANS by Kurt Saxon copyright 1979
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When the collapse comes, whether from a total economic
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breakdown or nuclear war, surviving city dwellers will scatter like
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their cockroaches when they turn on their kitchen lights. Millions
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not killed by the war, the fires, the rioting and the street
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battles, will take to the countrysides.
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The roads leading out of the doomed cities will be hopelessly
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clogged with wrecked vehicles, looking like any foggy morning on
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the San Francisco freeways. As many city vermin as will be trapped
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in the jams, scads of that rubbish will make it to the main
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arteries from the cities to the smaller towns.
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These will be the "lucky". The provident will have left before
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the chaos. But the lucky will get out by sheer luck, with little or
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no gear, no extra gas, probably a gun or two, a box of canned goods
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and a few bottles of booze they looted. But not meaningful survival
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gear.
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Until they get to the nearest town, it will be dog-eat-dog.
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Every man for himself and let the devil take the hindmost. If they
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stop for an overturned car ahead, it will just be to search the
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passengers for any useful items and to siphon out any gas left in
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the car.
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Finally, dozens of individual vehicles will reach the nearest
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town. In most cases, the townsmen will have the roads barricaded.
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They could not hope to accomodate hordes of improvident city types,
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so will, all too often, just block their way and turn them back at
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gunpoint.
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This method is wrong and I'll explain why in my next
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editorial, "Roadblock". But at this time, I want to tell you what
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will happen as a result of total roadblocking, which will be common
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around most American towns.
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You can easily imagine such roadblocks, made of cars strung
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across the road, bristling with guns held by determined townsmen.
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Signs reading, "Go Back or Get Shot!" or "Yankee Go Home!", and
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suchlike, will let the refugees grouping at the roadblocks know
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they are unwelcome.
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Although, up to then, these refugees will have been
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individuals, they will now form into mobs. Being improvident and
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having no chance on their own, instant leaders will spring up
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before the roadblocks and offer the mobs their protection and
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guidance.
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In times of catastrophe and confusion, the average person is
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too often willing to follow anyone who says he has an answer.
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Anyone with any sort of previous authority, or who will do the
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thinking for those unable to think, will find a ready-made army to
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go wherever he leads and do whatever he orders.
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"Lucifer's Hammer" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle,
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describes two such leaders and many of their sub-leaders, all
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relativelyy unqualified in times of order. But when the comet came
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close to Earth, the most unlikely leadership was accepted, and like
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Jim Jones of Guyana, brought savagery and death to all their
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followers.
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The two main leaders in "Lucifer's Hammer" were a black Army
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Sergeant and a white religious fanatic. It was an interracial
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group, made up mostly of a band of soldiers, black activists and
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white losers picked up on the line of march.
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Food was scarce so cannibalism became, not only acceptable,
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but mandatory. The eating of human flesh was part of the initiation
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into the band. If one would not eat, he was eaten.
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This was first ordered by the Sergeant, as an immediate
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alternative to starvation. It was later made a commandment by the
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religious co-leader, as a sign of faith in the idea that they were
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God's chosen. Only the chosen would be blessed with victory over
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the surviving technologists who had brought God's wrath on a sinful
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world. And God would forgive their cannibalism and any other
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horrors committed while bringing His Kingdom into fruition.
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His degenerate ravings are pretty much mirrored on TV by Billy
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Graham, Rex Humbard, Pat Robertson and Anal Roberts. The kind of
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people who swallow everything these perverts say, ended up
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swallowing human flesh, just as eagerly. So, like swarms of
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locusts, these cannibalistic fanatics proceed to ravage and destroy
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the only hope for a future civilization.
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There will indeed be such leaders as Sergeant Hooker and the
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messianic Reverend Henry Armitage. There will also be bands made up
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of cults living inside or outside of cities. These cults will move
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out first and do what they will with the uninitiated or those who
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will not convert.
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But the most common bands will be groups turned back from
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roadblocks. These, as well as the rest, will form Killer Caravans,
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pooling their resources. The leader, whether a politician, soldier
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or self-acknowledged messiah, will have a ready-made, media
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brain-washed band of killers to do his bidding.
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His first act will be to kill off the uncooperative and anyone
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who can't see him as the rightful head. At first, the loudest will
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be followed. If this loudest doesn't keep the majority on his side,
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his position and/or his life will be in jeopardy.
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Of course, if the loudest proves really incompetent another
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might kill him without fear of the majority. Also, the loudest
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might appoint a deputy or two, both to keep the malcontents in line
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and to keep one of the deputies from taking his place.
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So with the leadership established, the malcontents killed off
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and their property confiscated by the group, the Killer Caravan is
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formed. It has its leaders, either military or charismatic, or
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both. It has its armed foragers and looters. It has its compliment
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of women and children as dependents.
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But what it lacks is a direction, a place to go, a purpose.
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All it has as a social organism made up of improvident
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establishment hacks, urban workers and welfare loafers, is the
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collective will to survive.
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With resources pooled and the unwilling either dead or driven
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off, the Killer Caravan forms up. It then moves back down the road
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to any promising side road giving access to a route around the
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restricted town.
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The side road they choose might pass your home. With too
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little food to last, and nothing to lose, they will most certainly
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move against you. The Killer Caravan might number from 20 to 100 or
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more people.
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Regardless of how much or how little you had stored away, the
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Killer Caravan would strip you of everything. Nor would they feel a
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need to spare your life. After commandeering your vehicles,
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weapons, total food supply, they would hardly expect you to feel
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anything but hatred for them. Giving in to them would be no
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guarantee that they'd let you and your family live.
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First, they'd camp on your place until there was nothing left.
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There'd be no sense in believing they'd actually settle in on your
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property and share it with you and help you work it. They wouldn't
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be farmers, anyhow and since you'd have only one or two cash crops
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and a subsistence garden, such a mob would have no reason to take
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over your holdings on a long-term basis.
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No, they'd camp on your place for a day or two and gather up
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everything you had that they wanted. After a short time, there
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would not be enough to feed the band and they'd move on to the next
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farm, probably leaving you dead.
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These are the kind of people the boondockers must prepare
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against. You should set up a communications network with your
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neighbors with walkie talkies. Chances are, the Killer Caravans
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would attack only one farm along their route at a time. This would
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give your neighbors a chance to meet at the first farm on their
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route so as to meet them in force.
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Fighting Killer Caravans would be different from defending
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against lone refugees and their families. In the case of loners,
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you might be generous, set out food enough for them to get to the
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next area, and with a moderate show of force, save yourself from
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all-out attack.
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But with Killer Caravans, you must show deadly force at once
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and keep it up until the survivors are discouraged into moving on.
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First, they will have no alternative to attacking you, as they will
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face chronic shortages which will halt their caravan without
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replenishment. Second, their morale will depend on victories. With
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the low morale of the members, the leaders might just as well pass
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out the poison.
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Regardless of the numbers in a caravan, there is little
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likelihood that it would be made up of professionally trained
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ex-servicemen. Even so, if you can impede them, and inflict a high
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enough casualty rate, they will move on, even if they have to do so
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on foot.
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The common conception of a Killer Caravan is of a
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well-organized, well-equipped, well-armed, disciplined unit. It is
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said that such caravans would sweep all before them. "Lucifer's
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Hammer" paints a picture of an almost overwhelming horde.
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If such a group would take a few farms and stay put, they
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could start their own survival community. But the Killer Caravan
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would not have the quality of personnel to become a successful
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survival group. They would be vulnerable, relying mainly on the
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disunity and incompetence of farmers along their route.
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I would have a ball eliminating a Killer Caravan. I would
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plant mines at the entrance to my farm. The POOR MAN'S JAMES BOND
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shows how to set them off electronically without wires. Of course,
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I would not have them armed, or even implanted until the collapse
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had actually occurred. But then I would implant and arm and when a
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caravan vehicle entered the gate into my property; pow!, there'd be
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a flaming wreck blocking the entrance.
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I would also implant such mines behind trees, fences,
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outbuildings, etc.; wherever a caravaner might shoot from. Then
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blam, boom, splat; I'd have caravaners filling the air.
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If I were stuck with a wooden house I'd install sprinklers
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along the roof. And under the eaves, I'd string garden hose with
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holes in it so the outside of the house would be drenched, in
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anticipation of firebombs. Of course, I'd have a gas generator to
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operate the well pump.
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I'd cover my windows with chicken wire and open them all up;
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again in anticipation of firebombs and also bullets. (No need to
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get all the windows shot out.) This would be done if I had not had
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time to install metal shutters with rifle ports.
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In each room would be a chair with a pillow or rolled blanket
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tied to the top of its back for a rifle rest. Each chair would be
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slightly back from the window, seat forward, as I wouldn't want the
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raiders to see any guns pointing out.
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I'd rely on my 30-06 bolt action Remington 700 with the proper
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scope for the distance from the house to the road and nearest
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hiding places. Upon seeing the raider, I'd kneel behind a chair,
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cushion the rifle on its back and shoot him in the right shoulder,
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if possible. (Anyone with the minimum of practice can hit a six by
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six inch target at 200 yards, almost every shot.)
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You might think a clean kill would be better, but not when
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you're dealing with a Killer Caravan. A body is just one less mouth
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to feed. But a man with his main shoulder shot would be a useless
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drain on the food and medical supplies.
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Also, in the heat of an action, the others would be far less
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apt to identify with a corpse than a mate screaming at them for
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help. Further, a few such injuries would cause the women to bitch
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and urge them to move on. Another thing about wounding a raider is
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that with the scarcity of medical supplies, his suffering and
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probable death would give his fellows a lot of food for thought. If
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it occurred to them that the object was to wound and maim, any
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number of them would be apt to vote to move on.
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If, instead of moving on, they attacked in force, I'd shotgun
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them. Mine holds 11 shots and shoots as fast as I can pump it.
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Single ought Buck at 12 30 caliber pellets each round are quite
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effective at 100 yards. Hardly aiming, I can get three pellets in a
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one foot circle at that distance. That's the same as being shot
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with nine .30 caliber Carbine rounds. Really sets a man down.
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I would never shoot a woman or a child, unless they were
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shooting at me. Dead wives and kids enrage the husbands and make
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them just as intent on revenge as on taking the position.
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With dogs on the place to let me know if the attack took place
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at night, I would use a new tactic. I'd have already booby trapped
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the entrance with a mine and so would flee upwind from the caravan,
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carrying an electronic detonator. While they were making their
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plans, I'd open a half-dozen one-pound containers of sodium or
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potassium cyanide and place them strategically around the caravan
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so the wind would blow the gas their way. (See the PMJB for making
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cyanides.)
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Then I'd pour in hydrochloric acid, going from one to the
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other, holding my breath and staying upwind. Then I'd run and let
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the generated hydrogen cyanide do its work. A few breaths of
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hydrogen cyanide causes death in about a minute and it takes only
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100 parts per million of the gas in the atmosphere, even with
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protective clothing.
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If it were a nearly windless night, I'd punch holes in the
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tops of the cans. One by one, I'd pour in the acid, cap the cans,
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and throw them into the group. Then I'd flee upwind and lurk around
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for a couple of hours until the Killer Caravan was no more and the
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gas had wafted away.
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Of course, this would wipe out the women and kids. But I'd
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consider them doomed anyway. Even so, would you rather it had been
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you and yours? Just imagine if Rev. Jim Jones had led his 900
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crazies against your homestead. Would you care what happened to any
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segment of that weird pack? If you would, you don't have a chance.
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