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A note on my novel Zombies...
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Please realize before reading this novel-in-progress that it is meant to
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be a spoof of (and fond tribute to) George Romero's zombie movies Night of
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the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and Day of the Dead (my personal favorite).
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It is also a tribute to horror writers/filmmakers everywhere, in a light-
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hearted, if extremely graphic, way.
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Suzanne L. McAllister
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This novel, Zombies, is copyrighted by Suzanne L. McAllister
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1989-1993.
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It is being distributed through electronic billboards for open
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reading.
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The author would like to mention that it is not finished, and I
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would appreciate any/all comments and constructive criticism. I
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can be reached via the following BBS's under the handle Raccoon:
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The Treasure House (313) 548-7979
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GIFs'R'US (313) 398-1638
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Earth's Dreamlands (313) 558-5024
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Collector's Corner (313) 541-7323
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Or by mail:
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539 Leroy
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Ferndale, MI 48220
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ZOMBIES
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Dedicated to George Romero
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(filmmaker magnifique!)
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CHAPTER 1
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Caryn looked around the store and sighed. Another long,
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slow, boring midnight at Gas'n'More. Being a full-time
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college student made working the graveyard shift necessary,
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but that didn't mean she had to like it. A yawn caught her
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by surprise and she glanced up at the Marlboro clock over
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the wide glass doors. Twenty to three. The after-bar rush
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had tapered off and until about five-thirty or so she
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wouldn't see more than half a dozen people. Then would come
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the factory workers, in for their sandwiches, donuts,
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coffee, smokes, and gas, all of which was ready and waiting.
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She refilled her coffee cup and made another pot, then
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took two No-Doz. She'd had so much caffeine in the last five
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months, since starting midnights, that it barely had any
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effect on her any more other than stopping her yawns. Going
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behind the counter, she set her cup beside the ashtray
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beneath it, lit a Newport, leaned back against the register,
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and gazed out the bank of long glass windows at the big,
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brightly-lit sign out front and gas pumps. No traffic moved
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beyond them. Though the gas station/mini mart was located at
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the junction of two major streets and a freeway, it was
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surprisingly slow at night. Most of the people who came in
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at this time were cops for their free coffee and soda. They
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kept an eye on her, knowing that she was alone all night.
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That wasn't really necessary, she thought. Few people
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stopped in tiny Berkley Park off the interstate since there
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was a rest stop two miles back.
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Actually, Caryn thought as she glanced over at the
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thick textbook on the other side of the U-shaped counter,
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this does work out great if only I could get more sleep, but
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that's what I have to put up with, staying in the dorm and
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sleeping in the afternoon after classes. I get paid to study
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while I'm here, more or less, and I'm carrying a 4.0 grade
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average. Two more years and I'll be home free: a high-paying
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job at the hospital, a car and place of my own... and
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probably a new boyfriend long before all that if Dave
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doesn't quit his shit. But right now I need him to drive me
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back and forth until I can afford to get a car. She felt the
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familiar depression settle over her at the thought of him,
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and smashed out her cigarette roughly.
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A teenage couple came in just then, giggling and
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holding onto each other, both wearing brown and yellow
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jackets from the high school; the same good old Beaumont
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High Caryn had graduated from three years ago herself. These
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kids seemed so young and immature, she thought. Welcoming
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the distraction from her thoughts, she not only waited on
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them but talked with them for a few minutes about the school
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and teachers they knew.
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When they were gone she eyeballed the thick biology
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textbook again. But it was a Friday night and she had the
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next two days off, so why study now? No, she decided, this
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would be a junk night. Leaning over the counter, she grabbed
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a copy of the National Enquirer from the rack on the other
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side of the register and was soon absorbed in other people's
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problems.
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Ryan Callahan was having a rough night. If it wasn't
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bad enough that he'd had a fight with Mike and Anita after
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driving all the way up here to stay with them for the
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weekend, he'd gotten pulled over for speeding. Now, sitting
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on his bike with the cop behind him checking his license, he
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went to light a cigarette and discovered that his box of
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Winstons was empty. It was a great fucking night, all right.
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The cop walked up and handed Ryan's license and
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registration paper over. "You've got a clean record, so I'm
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going to let you off this time. But watch the speeding-
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there's been some bad accidents on this freeway because of
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it."
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Ryan was surprised, and knew how easily he'd gotten
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off. The fake insurance certificate had held up. "Thanks,
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officer, I will."
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But as he pulled off the shoulder and back onto I-24,
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he saw that the cop stayed right behind him. His speedometer
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needle sat steadily at fifty-five until he saw an exit ramp
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ahead, with the name of some town he'd never heard of over
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it, and a brightly-lit gas station sign not far away from
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the freeway. I'll get smokes there, and dodge this cop. He
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headed for the sign, making a complete stop at the end of
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the ramp instead of his usual glance-and-go, but the cop
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still followed as he turned into the gas station.
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Yup, a great fucking night.
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The clerk looked up from behind the counter as the door
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signal burred and said, "Good morning." Ryan grunted and
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walked past her to the coolers, staring in at the frozen
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foods.
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Asshole, Caryn thought, and decided to keep an eye on
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him. With that long hair and torn jeans he looked
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suspicious, and though the store had never been robbed that
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she knew of, there was always the possibility that it could
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happen. Relief flooded through her as she saw the white and
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blue police car pull up outside. The door signaled again,
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and she said, "Hi, Frank, how's your night going?"
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"Not bad. How about you?" Officer Frank Zambone and she
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were friends after both working the graveyard shift for the
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past few months. The other midnight cop, Mike Boujenah, was
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more formal and aware of his duties, but if it was slow
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Frank would stand in the store and talk to her, keeping his
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radio on and listening for the rare call.
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"Oh, slow, as always," she said, flicking her eyes in
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the direction of the suspicious guy, and he nodded slightly.
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Satisfied, Caryn flipped back a couple of pages in the
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tabloid she'd been reading and pointed out a story about
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zombies in South America, which were reportedly heading up
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into the United States. "Would you look at this..."
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Ryan stared in unseeingly at frozen pizzas, burritos,
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and egg rolls, seething in silence. Why didn't that asshole
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cop leave? He and the clerk were laughing over something,
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but he could feel eyes boring into his back. He moved over
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to the next glass door, barely seeing the premade sandwiches
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there, not wanting to leave until after the cop did but
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knowing he looked suspicious being all alone in here with
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the girl cashier. Especially since he'd driven up here
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straight after work at midnight in his grubby work clothes,
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and though he was used to the prejudice anyone on a
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motorcycle got, he didn't like it. But as it sank in what
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he was seeing, he decided to get something to eat so he'd
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look less suspicious and, now that he thought about it, he
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was hungry. If that cop decided to take another good, long
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look at his insurance certificate he might see that the date
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had been whited out and re-typed in, and Ryan couldn't
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afford to have his Harley impounded now, not out in the
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middle of Nowhere, Ohio. He had a couple hundred dollars on
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him, his entire paycheck, but most of it was for his rent
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and not to bail himself out of jail. He grabbed a large
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submarine sandwich and walked across the store to the soda
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coolers, hearing the cop's radio crackle and hoping he'd
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gotten a call and would leave.
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Caryn watched as Frank answered the call, frowning as
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he asked the dispatcher to repeat the code. "What? At the
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graveyard? Ten-four, I'm on my way." He turned to her. "I've
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got to go. There's a disturbance out at Eternal Rest,
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probably some kids goofing around, but the caretaker called
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and said something about graves being dug up so I've got to
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go check it out." Lowering his voice, he added with a glance
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across the store, "Don't hesitate to push that button if he
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starts anything, Caryn."
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"I won't. Hope it's nothing serious," she replied, but
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felt a worm of trepidation coil in her stomach. She simply
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didn't like the look or attitude of the man who was reaching
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into the Pepsi cooler.
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"I'll be back as soon as I can," the cop said as he
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hurried out to his squad car, then took off with his lights
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flashing but the siren off.
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Ryan walked up to the counter and set down his sub, a
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large bag of Doritos, a two-liter of Pepsi, and tossed in a
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Snickers for good measure. The clerk, a small, slender girl
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who almost looked ludicrous in an orange and brown smock two
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sizes too large, smiled at him and said, "Will that be all?"
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But the smile didn't reach her cold dark eyes, and he could
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feel the dislike coming off her in waves. But that was okay,
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because he didn't like her either.
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"Yeah. No, wait, gimme two packs of Winston, box if ya
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have it, too." He pulled out his wallet and threw a ten
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dollar bill on the counter. "That cop a friend of yours?"
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Her fingers danced over the register's keys lightly as
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she answered, "Yeah, he works midnights too. That'll be
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twelve-oh-seven."
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"What?!" Ryan leaned over to see the numbers on the
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register window for himself. "For this? You gotta be
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kidding!"
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She stiffened, angry. Every other person who came in
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the place complained about the prices, but what did they
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expect from a twenty-four-hour convenience store? Here was
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another idiot she'd like to poke in the eye with a
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screwdriver, the only kind of weapon she had in the store.
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"Cigarettes are two bucks a pack, the soda's
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two-twenty-nine, chip's're two-fifty-nine, candy's sixty
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cents, and the sub's two-fifty-nine plus tax."
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Smartass bitch, Ryan thought, annoyed. She was stuffing
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his things in a white plastic sack as he pulled his wallet
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out again and tossed three singles by the ten, grumbling,
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"How much d'ya charge for gas, five bucks a gallon?"
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"Dollar eighty," she said shortly, getting the
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cigarettes from the rack over her head. She wished either
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he'd leave or Frank would come back. He didn't like
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customers smarting off to her and usually said something
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when they did.
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"D'ya have a microwave?" Ryan asked, taking the sub out
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of the bag and breaking the plastic wrap open. "I got a long
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ride tonight and I ain't eating this cold."
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Damn, Caryn thought, but she pointed. "Over there,
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right next to the Frozen Coke machine."
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Later, both of them never forgot that moment, the last
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normal time of their lives before the world irreconcilably
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changed.
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The door burred and Caryn looked over, froze, then
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screamed at the top of her lungs. Startled, Ryan whirled
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around, dropping his submarine, and stared with his mouth
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hanging open.
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A man had walked into the store, and as the door swung
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closed on hydraulic pressure behind him, it had torn off
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half the heel on his bare right foot. The chunk of meat slid
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outside as the door completed its function. But the man
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didn't react, since he had quite obviously been dead for a
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while and didn't feel it. He was dressed in a black suit,
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white shirt, and maroon tie that were liberally caked with
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green slime, and his skin was a pasty greenish-white with
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mold growing here and there. He lurched toward the counter
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but seemed unaware of it and bumped into the magazine rack
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that fronted the register, knocking copies of the National
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Enquirer, Weekly World News, Star, and Globe to the floor.
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As they fell Ryan spotted one headline that caught his eye:
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ZOMBIES REPORTED IN SOUTH AMERICA- PIX INSIDE! South
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America? he thought crazily. They sure migrated fast, 'cause
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this dude is surely dead as dogshit and smells even worse.
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Slipping on the papers, the ghoul tried for the counter
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again and managed to bump a cigarette display aside with one
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stiff, flailing arm. The girl had backed up as far as she
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could go and was flattened against the Lotto machine, hands
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over her mouth, eyes bulging like brown marbles in her face.
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The critter was after her, Ryan realized. It wanted to eat
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her like he was going to eat his sub, only the zombie didn't
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have to nuke his intended meal to warm it up. And once he
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noticed the break in the counter only a foot or so to his
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left he would be able to get his dirt-caked green paws on
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his prey.
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Without thinking about it Ryan reacted. Running around
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the outside of the counter, he swung the heavy bag in his
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hands, the two-liter of soda catching the zombie glancingly
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on the side of the head and knocking him down. The weight of
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the bag made Ryan stagger, and when he turned back, the
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critter was slowly, jerkily getting back up, one side of its
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head looking oddly crushed but still intact, its flat
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colorless eyes now on him. "Fuck!" he said, looking around.
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Again without thinking, acting on sheer primal instinct
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which said __run if you can't fight, __Ryan darted around
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the counter and grabbed the girl by the arm. She was
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wide-eyed and pale with shock, and felt like a moveable doll
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under his hand. "C'mon, we gotta get out of here," he said,
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pushing her toward the windows and urging her to climb the
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counter. There was only one break in it, and the ghoul was
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too close to that for them to be able to use it. He urged
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her over then followed, twisting his ankle in the wooden
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magazine racks that fronted the counter. He sprinted past
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her to the doors, flung one wide, and yelled, "C'mon, you
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goofy bitch! Isn't the smell enough for you?"
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Caryn's eyes were wide and shiny, blank now. She
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followed him docilely out the doors and past the gas pumps,
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under the high roofs on struts over them, and out to the
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street. Ryan paused and looked in both directions, but the
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long black road was dark and deserted. Across from the gas
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station was a cheap strip mall, all the stores dark and
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silent, while to his left was the freeway and on the right,
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a Mexican restaurant. Nothing moved in the eerie dense
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silence. He glanced back over his shoulder and saw the
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zombie still bumping around inside the store, his rakish
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Harley parked just to the right of the doors. The urge to
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get on the bike and just go, hop on that freeway and escape
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this madness, was strong in him yet Ryan couldn't do that.
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His fear of the unknown was greater than what he already
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knew as a threat. He saw little or no choice; whatever was
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happening, it was in both their best interests to go back in
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that store, get rid of the ghoul, and stay put until the
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cops came back or something else happened.
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He grabbed the cashier by the arm again and turned her
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around, not seeing the slack, blank look of shock on her
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face. As they walked back across the parking lot he
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explained what they had to do, looking around to make sure
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more of the rotting fuckers weren't coming at them. As he
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pushed the doors open and shoved her in before him, Ryan
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grimaced at the stench that filled the store, as if hundreds
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of pounds of hamburger had gone rancid. The zombie was on
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the other side of the counter, near the Frozen Coke and
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fountain soda machine, and turned its head to look creakily
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at them as they again climbed behind the counter to relative
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safety.
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Nothing to use as a weapon in sight. Ryan looked
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around behind the counter, glancing at the girl, but she
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looked frozen in shock and didn't move. The zombie, which
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obviously wasn't running on all cylinders, managed to wander
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back their way and bumped straight into the counter again,
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this time knocking the cigarette display off, grunting in a
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flat, desperate tone. "Do you have a knife? Gun? Anything I
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can use to stop that fucker?" Ryan said desperately,
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wondering if the thing would ever figure out how to get
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behind the counter. But even if it didn't it had to go,
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because the putrid, gassy smell was about to make him puke.
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"Bitch, wake up and help me!" he yelled, going over to shake
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her. "Come on, think! That thing sees us as chow and we're
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gonna be its chow if we don't kill it- for good!"
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The zombie bumped the counter again ineffectively, then
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looked down and saw what was stopping it. Gears seemed to
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grind in its rotting brain and it raised one knee, trying to
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climb over it.
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Caryn was thinking of how she often thought of poking
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people in the eye with a screwdriver--usually customers who
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gave her a hard time, like this idiot--since that was the
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only weapon of any kind in the store. You had to stop their
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brains to kill them, she thought dazedly, and managed to
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say, "There's screwdrivers hanging over the sink in the back
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room."
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"C'mon, show me," Ryan turned and vaulted the counter
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beside the Lotto machine, then tugged at her shoulder.
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"Climb over, that'll confuse old deadbrain there long enough
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for us to get them."
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Feeling like she was trapped in someone else's body
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who'd had a massive Novicane shot, Caryn did as he said and
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led him into the back room. Over a stainless steel double
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sink was a rack of screwdrivers ranging from tiny to huge,
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and with an exclamation of triumph Ryan grabbed a
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two-foot-long Phillips. "This'll do. You stay back here and
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lock the door behind me in case it gets me instead of me
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gettin' it."
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"That door doesn't lock," Caryn said woodenly.
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"Then come on! What, you take a 'lude? Wake up, bitch!
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Deal with it! Here, take this. We gotta kill that fucker and
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lock them doors before more come." Ryan thrust a slightly
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smaller straight-slot into her slack hand, which closed over
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the screwdriver mechanically, and went to the doorway to the
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store proper. "Shit. He's corralled now. How we gonna get
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'im?"
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Caryn peered around him hesitantly. The zombie was
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wandering around behind the counter, bumping into it,
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apparently having forgotten how it'd gotten in there in the
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first place. Its blindly waving hands knocked over a rack of
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greeting cards, then bumped the lottery machine and a ticket
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popped out. "That one's probably a winner," Ryan muttered,
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and shook his head. "Well, what d'ya think?"
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The thought of more things like that invading the
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store, trapping them, galvanized Caryn to action, though she
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didn't think there were more, that this was an isolated
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incident. "Guess I'll be bait," she said slowly. "You can
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creep up behind it. How's that?"
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The smile he turned on her surprised Caryn. When he
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wasn't frowning, this was one handsome guy. "Thatta girl.
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Let's do it before I pass out from the smell."
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"No kidding," she agreed, then took a deep breath and a
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better grip on the screwdriver, and walked out into the
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store. "Hey... you," she said hesitantly, cringing when the
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zombie looked over at her and drooled. "C'mon, thing, you
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want me, come and get it." She sidled over to the break in
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the counter, glancing behind her to make sure she had plenty
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of escape room. The front door was only a few feet away and
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she decided to break for that. The idiot biker might think
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there were more, but Caryn doubted it. One zombie was enough
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to stretch her brain to the breaking point and there was no
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way she was going to consider that there might be more
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outside.
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Ryan stayed in the doorway until the thing was out from
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behind the counter, reaching for the girl who was backing
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away at the same rate it came at her. He'd revised his
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opinion of the clerk, seeing that she was showing some balls
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now. When the critter was about two feet in the clear he
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moved, running up behind it and driving the long metal
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screwdriver into the back of its head.
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The zombie's skull simply fell apart, grayish-green
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mush splattering in all directions as the body lost all
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animation and fell down decently--and fully--dead. Both of
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them backed away, Ryan grossed out over the putrid shit that
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had splashed on him, Caryn turning away and retching, but
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she didn't vomit. "Get... rid of that before I puke," she
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said chokingly, and ran into the back room.
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Ryan shrugged. So much for her balls, but they'd been
|
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there when it mattered. He grabbed one of the zombie's arms
|
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and pulled, but it came off. "Fuck! I dunno if I can. The
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thing's falling apart like a jigsaw puzzle." But he finally
|
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thought to grab the shoulders of its suit jacket and managed
|
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to drag it out the front doors, then paused and looked
|
|
around the silent area. No one or nothing moved, not even a
|
|
car. Maybe I should just go, blow this place. But who knows
|
|
what's going on everywhere else--it could be worse--and if I
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gotta be trapped somewhere during a zombie epidemic, at
|
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least this place's warm and full of food and beer. Could be
|
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worse is right.
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He closed the double glass doors and twisted the knob,
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making sure they were locked by jiggling them. "Okay, it's
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gone," he called, and she walked out of the back room with
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her face white as a sheet.
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"Now what do we do?"
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"You think I know? It's probably best if we just sit
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tight and wait and see what's goin' on. Do you have a
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radio?"
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She nodded and went behind the counter, kicking aside
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greeting cards and packs of cigarettes, and pulled a small
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black and silver jambox from beneath the counter. "It's not
|
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police band, but there should be something about what's
|
|
going on," she said as she set it on the counter and plugged
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it in.
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But only regular music and talking greeted her sweep
|
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across both AM and FM dials, nothing unusual, but she left
|
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it on an easy listening station she sometimes listened to,
|
|
low. "Shit, I wonder what's going on. Frank got a call to go
|
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to the graveyard just before he left."
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|
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|
"Frank? Oh, you mean the cop. I dunno. Hey, can you
|
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turn off the sign?" Ryan turned and pointed out the glass
|
|
windows. "That might be why that thing came here. It sure
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|
couldn't smell us in here."
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"Yeah, all right," she agreed, going into the back
|
|
room. Moments later the big lit sign out by the street went
|
|
dark, then the lights over the gas pumps, and finally the
|
|
pumps themselves. "I can't turn out the lights in here or
|
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the coolers go, they're all on the same switch. I know
|
|
'cause we had a power outage before and everything went."
|
|
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"Hmmn. I see what you're sayin'. We're like a big sign
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sayin' SMORGASBORD HERE to them critters when they see the
|
|
store lit up, even if the sign's off."
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|
|
|
"What do you mean, "them critters"? How can you
|
|
logically think there's more of them out there? And I don't
|
|
even think that was a zombie, maybe some kind of sick joke.
|
|
Just because we saw one, whatever it was, doesn't mean
|
|
there's more."
|
|
|
|
Ryan was getting annoyed. "Jesus, what're you, a
|
|
Vulcan? I never heard such cold logic in my life from
|
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somebody who was so terrified they couldn't move ten minutes
|
|
ago."
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|
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|
"Like you said, I've got to deal with it," Caryn
|
|
snapped back. "And no, I'm not a Vulcan, I'm a college
|
|
student."
|
|
|
|
"Oh god help me, an intellectual," Ryan sighed, and
|
|
turned away. "Another know-it-all."
|
|
|
|
"Screw you, buddy!" Caryn snapped. "You don't like it
|
|
here, leave. I sure don't want you here."
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|
|
|
"My name's Ryan, Ryan Callahan," he said, disliking
|
|
being called "buddy".
|
|
|
|
"I'm Caryn Jackson," she said, her anger draining out.
|
|
"Okay, so what now? We wait until something happens?"
|
|
|
|
"Yeah, I guess so, unless you'd like to take your
|
|
chances in zombieland," he shrugged. "I'm happy here."
|
|
|
|
"God, do you have to be such a smartass?" she frowned,
|
|
going to refill her coffee cup. "I wish you would leave,
|
|
'cause I'm already sick of you."
|
|
|
|
"Same here."
|
|
|
|
Though Caryn didn't want him in the store, she had no
|
|
way to make him leave and hoped that Frank would come back
|
|
by and make him go. She carried her cup of coffee behind the
|
|
counter and as she set it down, her eyes fell on the
|
|
telephone and widened. "The phone! Damn! Why didn't I think
|
|
of it sooner!"
|
|
|
|
Ryan had picked up his bag, took out a pack of Winstons
|
|
and his bottle of soda, and was sitting up on the counter
|
|
near the lottery machine, smoking and tapping his ashes on
|
|
the floor. He took a drink from the large bottle, wiped his
|
|
mouth with the back of his hand, belched, and said, "Waddia
|
|
gonna do, call the cops and tell 'em we killed a dead guy?
|
|
They'd sure believe that."
|
|
|
|
Hearing a normal dial tone in her ear, Caryn punched in
|
|
the numbers for the dorm. "First I'm calling home, to see if
|
|
anyone's up. Shit. It's busy. Probably Marsha talking to
|
|
Jeff for half the night again." She pressed the cutoff
|
|
button, then glanced over at him. "As a matter of fact,
|
|
that's a good idea. The cops might-"
|
|
|
|
Ryan was torn by indecision. On one hand he didn't want
|
|
her to call them, because if they came out again they might
|
|
just check his insurance certificate and that'd be the end
|
|
of his Harley. On the other hand, a gun and authority might
|
|
come in handy if more of those things were wandering around
|
|
out there, which to him there were. As far as Maeve
|
|
Callahan's third son Ryan was concerned, if there was one,
|
|
there was more.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Caryn dialed the police station, getting a busy signal,
|
|
and tried again. The other end rang, then a tired voice
|
|
said, "Berkely Park Police, Sergeant Boujeneh speaking."
|
|
|
|
"Mike? This is Caryn down at the gas station. Has
|
|
anything... unusual... been happening?" "This had better be
|
|
important, Caryn. I've been getting a lot of prank calls
|
|
tonight, I can't contact Frank, and I'm not in the mood for
|
|
any shit."
|
|
|
|
Her heart began to pound, the receiver trembling in her
|
|
hand as it shook. "About zombies? It's not a prank, Mike, we
|
|
saw-"
|
|
|
|
"Is Frank there with you?" he snapped angrily.
|
|
|
|
"No, a customer is staying here because-"
|
|
|
|
"That's enough, I'm too busy for this shit." He hung up
|
|
and Caryn stared at the phone in disbelief. "He hung up on
|
|
me! He didn't believe me! He said he's been getting prank
|
|
calls about zombies!"
|
|
|
|
"Then there must be more," Ryan said, frowning. "Caryn,
|
|
maybe we should get on my-"
|
|
|
|
The sound of squealing tires, clear in the silence,
|
|
made both of them turn toward the windows. Headlights were
|
|
turning into the gas station's dark parking lot, wavering
|
|
and bumping as the car jumped two of the parking blocks, and
|
|
suddenly accelerated across the blacktop toward the
|
|
building. It barely missed a set of gas pumps, and Ryan
|
|
yelled in horror as he saw it heading straight for his
|
|
Harley. But he didn't have time to even move as it crashed
|
|
into his bike and then hit the building, smashing the large
|
|
motorcycle between it and the bricks. The store shook and
|
|
bottles clinked in the cooler, several items falling off the
|
|
shelves, as he sprinted for the door. Forgetting he'd locked
|
|
them, Ryan shook the doors, lost in fury and screaming
|
|
threats at the unseen driver. Just as he unlocked the doors,
|
|
the car's driver's door opened and someone dressed in dark
|
|
clothing fell out onto the blacktop. Caryn, who was behind
|
|
Ryan, saw who it was and screamed, "Frank! Oh, no, Frank!"
|
|
|
|
Still furious about his bike but suddenly remembering
|
|
the danger they were in, Ryan calmed himself with a
|
|
stupendous effort and relocked the doors. Staring out, he
|
|
watched as the cop dragged himself up off the ground and
|
|
staggered toward them. Ole Frank the cop had had a run-in
|
|
with a zombie, maybe more than one, it looked like. Blood
|
|
covered his dark blue uniform, turning it black. Big chunks
|
|
of flesh were missing from his neck and arms, his shirt torn
|
|
and hanging in shreds to show raw flesh beneath. He
|
|
staggered toward the doors and collapsed again only a foot
|
|
away, then lifted the top half of his body and stretched one
|
|
arm toward them. Through the glass they could barely hear
|
|
his voice: "Help... me... came to warn you, Caryn...
|
|
things.... zombies..." It trailed off and he fell face-first
|
|
onto the pavement, and didn't move again.
|
|
|
|
Ryan suddenly staggered sideways from a shove and fell
|
|
against a stack of soda crates, the bottles clinking. Caryn,
|
|
still screaming, was fumbling with the door lock. "We've got
|
|
to help him!"
|
|
|
|
He pushed her away from the doors with less force than
|
|
she'd used on him and held the handles securely as he turned
|
|
to face her. "What, are you nuts? He's dead, and now he's
|
|
gonna turn into one of those things. Looks like he went a
|
|
coupla rounds with a zombie George Foreman. Don't you watch
|
|
movies? Once you're bit by those things and die you turn
|
|
into one of 'em."
|
|
|
|
She bit her lip, crossing her arms over her chest and,
|
|
shuddering, looked over his shoulder outside. Then she
|
|
froze, unable to speak. Ryan turned his back to the doors
|
|
and took a couple steps away, frowning, thinking about his
|
|
bike and wondering if the cop at the station would believe
|
|
them now.
|
|
|
|
Caryn was staring at a shambling group of zombies
|
|
crossing Pressburg Road toward the gas station, five or six,
|
|
only their forms distinguishable in the dark. But there was
|
|
no doubt that they were zombies; just the way they stumbled
|
|
and lurched gave that away. She would've known something was
|
|
wrong just by the way they were walking, if it could be
|
|
called that. And they were arrowing straight for the store's
|
|
lights at a snail's pace, but it was fast enough for her.
|
|
|
|
"Ruh... ruh..." she forced out, and managed to point,
|
|
her mind back to being on Novocaine.
|
|
|
|
He looked up, annoyed, then noticed the pallor of her
|
|
face. "Caryn? What's..." he turned and saw them right away.
|
|
"Oh fucking shit. Critter patrol. How thick are those
|
|
doors?"
|
|
|
|
"Not thick enough," she managed to say, holding onto
|
|
herself with a dint of will, wanting only to run out the
|
|
back door and never stop running. "Kid broke one of them
|
|
with a skateboard last month."
|
|
|
|
"We've got to block them off, then," Ryan said. The
|
|
zombies were just crossing the sidewalk and the lead one was
|
|
stumbling over a concrete parking block into the lot. "We
|
|
might have enough time. What can we use?"
|
|
|
|
"I don't know." Caryn's eyes swept over the front of
|
|
the store and she shrugged.
|
|
|
|
"Soda crates!" Ryan pointed to the displays of Coke,
|
|
Pepsi, 7-Up, and Faygo stacked up against the front windows
|
|
to the left of the doors, which he'd fallen against when
|
|
she'd shoved him away from the doors. It looked like there'd
|
|
been a recent delivery, since the crates--each containing
|
|
three eight-packs of bottles--were stacked eight and ten
|
|
high. "C'mon, help me. Even if they break the windows it'll
|
|
take 'em a while to get past these."
|
|
|
|
As she went to help, Caryn's eyes were on the five
|
|
zombies--skipping over Frank's motionless body--which had
|
|
reached the gas pumps about ten feet from the front of the
|
|
building. None of them seemed to be connected to reality, as
|
|
two were repeatedly bumping against the gas pumps,
|
|
apparently unaware that all they had to do was step around
|
|
them, while another had fallen over one of the concrete
|
|
parking blocks and was still trying to walk face-down on the
|
|
ground. One woman, who was missing her jawbone and had a
|
|
dark, gaping hole below her exposed front teeth, lurched
|
|
steadily toward the lit store with determination, unaware
|
|
that half her coffin was still attached to one of her legs
|
|
and being dragged along behind her. The fifth zombie was
|
|
lurching along in the lead, but stumbling, slowed by a
|
|
missing foot.
|
|
|
|
They stacked the soda crates in front of the doors,
|
|
leaving most where they were to protect the windows though
|
|
they were much thicker than the door glass, and built a wall
|
|
about five and a half feet high. Ryan's arms ached and his
|
|
back was sore when they got done, but both felt much safer
|
|
with the crates blocking the doors. As they rested, leaning
|
|
against the crates, something bumped in the night.
|
|
|
|
Caryn peered between the bottles, being much shorter
|
|
than the wall. "Here they come."
|
|
|
|
Ryan looked over the top, being six-one. One of the
|
|
critters was still bumping against a pump, but the other
|
|
four had achieved their goal and were fumbling around with
|
|
the door handles, stumbling over the cop's body and ignoring
|
|
it. They'd stacked the crates tightly against the doors,
|
|
which opened inward, and since they were locked, they didn't
|
|
bump against the crates, so unless the glass was broken
|
|
there was no danger of them being knocked over. The zombies
|
|
scratched and bumped uselessly against the glass, one of
|
|
them having the intelligence to try and pull on the doors,
|
|
but when that didn't work, it went back to beating its hands
|
|
uselessly on the glass.
|
|
|
|
"I think it'll hold," Caryn said with relief. "I don't
|
|
think they're strong enough to break it."
|
|
|
|
"Yeah, and the way the one I dragged outside fell apart
|
|
I bet they'd come apart before they were able to break the
|
|
glass," Ryan agreed, grimacing at the memory and glad that
|
|
he'd put the first zombie's body--and parts--on the side of
|
|
the store.
|
|
|
|
"Ugh, don't remind me," Caryn shuddered, moving away
|
|
from the barricade. "Now I guess we wait."
|
|
|
|
Ryan's stomach growled as he leaned against the crates,
|
|
his back to the thumping zombies. "I'm going to get
|
|
something to eat. Where'd my sub go?"
|
|
|
|
"That thing stepped on it, so I threw it away. Get
|
|
another since you did pay for it," she said, going behind
|
|
the counter, but her eyes kept straying to the
|
|
partially-seen forms beyond the glass. "I don't think I
|
|
could eat right now."
|
|
|
|
"They're gross, but I'm still hungry and I don't plan
|
|
to starve to death in a store full of food," Ryan said,
|
|
going to the sandwich cooler and taking out a roast beef sub
|
|
that cost a dollar more than the bologna and salami one he'd
|
|
paid for.
|
|
|
|
Caryn watched unobtrusively as he heated up the
|
|
submarine and hopped back up on the counter to eat. He'd
|
|
also gotten a large bag of red-hot chips and another, cold,
|
|
bottle of Pepsi from the rack without paying, and she
|
|
decided to keep track of what he ate and charge him for it
|
|
later. There was bound to be rescue, and things would go
|
|
back to normal, so he wasn't going to eat all night for
|
|
free. She tried to turn her attention to a magazine, but it
|
|
was dry and boring and the zombies still bumping against the
|
|
doors and windows outside kept distracting her. A tabloid
|
|
might have kept her interest better than Newsweek, but she'd
|
|
read all of them already.
|
|
|
|
"Caryn, have you thought of what we'll do if no one
|
|
comes by morning? Obviously the cop you talked to doesn't
|
|
believe us." Ryan said, wiping his mouth on a piece of paper
|
|
towel and tossing his empty wrapper in the trash. "I mean,
|
|
who knows how many of these things are on the loose, or how
|
|
widespread it is. It can't be happening just around here."
|
|
|
|
"I had to do research on American burial traditions for
|
|
my Cultures class last year, and in case you don't know, we
|
|
bury people in two caskets. There's the one you see at a
|
|
funeral, and it's lowered into a cement box that has a heavy
|
|
lid. That's law, Ryan, and everyone who isn't cremated or
|
|
put in a crypt is done like that. So don't think that the
|
|
graveyard's empty, because most of them probably can't get
|
|
past the cement lid on the second casket."
|
|
|
|
"How'd you find all that out?" Ryan asked curiously,
|
|
still eating hot chips.
|
|
|
|
"Went over to the graveyard and asked the caretaker. He
|
|
even gave me a tour of the place and answered all my
|
|
questions. I got an A+ on that term paper, too." Caryn went
|
|
and poured herself another cup of coffee. When she came
|
|
back, she added, "Even the ones in the crypts can't get out.
|
|
The doors are locked against vandalism, especially around
|
|
this time of the year. Halloween's in two weeks."
|
|
|
|
"Yeah, no shit. Now that you mention it..."
|
|
|
|
"Get real. What's Halloween got to do with this shit
|
|
going on?"
|
|
|
|
"Just think how this looks in some European countries
|
|
where they're still real superstitious. They must-"
|
|
|
|
Angrily Caryn interrupted, "For all we know it's a
|
|
local thing. I can't believe the whole world is being
|
|
invaded by killer zombies."
|
|
|
|
"I can, 'cause it's better than believing in false
|
|
hopes," he snapped back. "I never think things are going to
|
|
be good 'cause when they aren't, you just got kicked in the
|
|
face again. Look at my fucking bike out there! I just got it
|
|
fixed!"
|
|
|
|
Caryn stared at him momentarily. "Jesus, are you ever a
|
|
pessimist. You have control over things that happen to you,
|
|
you know. If you don't put yourself in a position to get-"
|
|
|
|
Now he interrupted her. "Oh yeah? How'd I have control
|
|
over the fact that my mother abandoned me and my brothers
|
|
when I was five and I was raised in an orphanage? That was a
|
|
great start, Caryn, believe me, and it hasn't gotten any
|
|
better no matter how hard I've worked at it. So don't spout
|
|
that bullshit about control to me," he finished angrily,
|
|
half-shouting.
|
|
|
|
She recoiled and felt tears well up. "I-I'm sorry," she
|
|
said, frowning, trying to stop herself from crying. She'd
|
|
never been able to take a man's angry voice, not after her
|
|
father. It had seemed that he was always yelling at one or
|
|
the other of them. But she lost the fight and before she
|
|
could wipe it away, a single tear coursed from the corner of
|
|
her eye and down her cheek. She ran into the back room,
|
|
where there was a small bathroom, and locked herself in.
|
|
Why'd I have to get locked in here with an uneducated,
|
|
bullheaded biker? Jesus, why not Frank or Jim or even Dave?
|
|
|
|
Ryan watched her go with amazement replacing his anger.
|
|
The goofy bitch had been __crying. __Over a stupid argument?
|
|
Of all the people on Earth he could have gotten stuck with
|
|
during an unexpected emergency like this, why her? Sure
|
|
there were worse people--the soon-to-be-a-zombie cop
|
|
would've been--but she wasn't his dream girl, that was for
|
|
sure. Well, at least she wasn't bad to look at. That was
|
|
something. She could have looked like the fat and
|
|
pimple-dotted clerk who worked midnights at the 7-Eleven
|
|
near his house, but at least that woman was an interesting
|
|
conversationalist and didn't treat him like shit because he
|
|
had long hair and rode a bike. Or, even better, he could
|
|
have been home in his comfortable little house... but then
|
|
it had a lot of windows that he would have had to board up,
|
|
and he might have ended up like most people in zombie movies
|
|
he'd seen: ghoul fodder.
|
|
|
|
Caryn came out of the back room with her face blotchy
|
|
and eyes red and wouldn't look at him, instead heading back
|
|
to the long wall-length walk-in cooler and disappearing
|
|
inside. A moment later he heard the blowers stop and the
|
|
lights inside went on. He caught glimpses of her in there
|
|
between the rows of shelves and realized with some amazement
|
|
that she was filling the cooler. In his mind she went beyond
|
|
goofy to being an asshole; why work when you didn't have to?
|
|
Even if her bosses survived the zombie epidemic, would they
|
|
care if her work wasn't done? Why did she care?
|
|
|
|
Caryn was filling the cooler to have something to do,
|
|
to keep her hands and mind busy, and to get away from Ryan.
|
|
God, how she hated that opinionated, uneducated, pessimistic
|
|
son of a bitch! Uneasily she wondered how long they'd be
|
|
stuck in here together; much longer than morning, which was
|
|
only a few hours away, and they would be on the verge of
|
|
killing each other. Then, with such a shock that she almost
|
|
dropped the six-pack of beer she was about to put up on a
|
|
shelf, Caryn realized that no matter what happened from now
|
|
on, __everything __she knew was irreconcilably changed. Even
|
|
if this was a put-on or a joke or something not real, which
|
|
she was too much of a realist to know better than, the past
|
|
couple of hours had changed her. If someone had walked up to
|
|
her and asked how she'd react in an emergency like this, she
|
|
would have said that she'd be calm, cool, collected, and
|
|
efficient; that how nurses acted and wasn't she training to
|
|
be a nurse? But now she knew different. She had freaked out
|
|
and frozen, completely lost control of herself. She didn't
|
|
see that that didn't matter; she had come through when it
|
|
was needed. Caryn only saw that she had clutched up under
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pressure.
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She unthinkingly shoved the six-pack of Bud Dry onto
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the shelf and moved over to the next, pushing the single
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bottles of beer and wine coolers forward and filling the
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racks from boxes behind her, still lost in thought.
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Ryan, meanwhile, was staring over the wall of soda
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crates at the dark night, past the zombies still worrying
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the doors, to the bulk of the police car and, though he
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couldn't see it, his bike crushed between it and the wall of
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the store. He had put so much work, energy, and money into
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that machine that he couldn't quite believe that it was
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gone, but intellectually he knew it was. Not even the
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handlebars could have survived that collision. His treasured
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Ultraglide was scrap metal.
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This was not the place he wanted to be during what was,
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apparently, a zombie epidemic or whatever you wanted to call
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it. Though only the front wall was glass, and the windows
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three inches thick and pretty much unbreakable by the stupid
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critters, it was hard to defend. And if three or four had
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found them, then there was probably more on the way. They
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had to get out of here, but how?
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Caryn jumped, startled, when Ryan stuck his head in the
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cooler and said, "Where's your car parked? I can't see it
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out there."
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She sighed and stretched, easing her sore back. "I
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don't have one. My boyfriend's been driving me back and
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forth to work, and I live on campus."
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"Oh, that's just fucking great. How are we gonna get
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out of here?" Ryan leaned against the cooler's metal
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doorframe, cool but not cold since she'd had the blowers off
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for at least half an hour.
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"Leave? But why? The cops know we're here, and we've
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got food, heat, and shelter."
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"But it's not safe. Look out front. There's five
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zombies out there now, plus your cop friend when he
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reanimates, and there's bound to be more. If they came here,
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for whatever reason, there's gonna be more. And if they
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break that glass we're fucked."
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She walked down the long, narrow isle toward him and
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Ryan backed out of the cooler. "I don't think they can break
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the glass. Besides, there's a back door, and nothing out
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back but dumpsters. We've got plenty of room to run. I
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think-"
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"And we're still fucked, but fucked on foot. Those
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things are pretty damn stupid, it looks like, but I don't
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think it would take us long to get tired and be ambushed or
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something after running for a couple of hours." Ryan said
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over his shoulder as he walked toward the counter, Caryn
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following after closing the cooler door and restarting the
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blowers without thinking about it.
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"Well, then, you are more than welcome to leave, front
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door or back," Caryn snapped, annoyed at being interrupted.
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"I never wanted you to stay here in the first place."
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Ryan barely heard her. He was standing at the bottle
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crate barricade again, staring past the zombies at the
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police car. A faint plume of exhaust was barely visible
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behind it, and that gave him an idea, whether she wanted to
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come along or not.
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"Are you ready?"
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Caryn took a deep breath and shifted her heavy backpack
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slightly. Though it usually held her textbooks, it now
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contained items that just might insure her and Ryan's
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survival out in zombieland. "No, but I guess I'll have to
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be."
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"Just remember- if anything happens to me, go straight
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to the police station. If that's been... infiltrated...
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well, then, good luck." Ryan stood posed and ready by the
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back door, which was unlocked, his hands on the long metal
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bar.
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"Infiltrated? Where'd you learn a big word like that?"
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Caryn cracked nervously.
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Ryan grinned back at her. "At the movies. C'mon, let's
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do it."
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Before she was ready, he hit the door's bar and was
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out, running. Alarms sounded as the security system was
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breached and Caryn flinched as she followed. The heavy steel
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door grazed her foot as it began to close behind him and she
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stumbled, but recovered quickly and followed Ryan's running
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form around the side of the store, the alarms silencing as
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the door shut behind them. Just as she caught up to him,
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Pressburg Road in sight, he stopped dead and she plowed into
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his back, knocking him over and falling on top of him in a
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sprawling tangle of arms and legs. If they hadn't still been
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|
on the side of the building that would have been the end of
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them, but the zombies around front couldn't see them yet.
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"You asshole!" he hissed in a loud whisper.
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"Well, you-"
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He twisted around and clapped a hand over her mouth,
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holding the back of her head with the other. They were
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laying on their sides with legs still entangled, facing each
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|
other, on the cold hard blacktop. "Sssh! Look toward the
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road!"
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Caryn would have bitten his hand if she could have, but
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he had it cupped over her lips. Instead she did as he said,
|
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craning her neck as his hands loosened... and gasped, but
|
|
didn't scream like she wanted to. In the glow of a
|
|
streetlight near the freeway overpass were zombies, what
|
|
looked like an entire shambling army, coming out from
|
|
beneath the bridge and heading their way. From the graveyard
|
|
on the other side of the freeway, Caryn realized. They were
|
|
less than half a mile away, and coming along slowly... but
|
|
steadily. They could be outrun, but for how long?
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|
Ryan slowly removed his hands from the back of her
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|
neck, and mouth, somehow regretting leaving the feel of her
|
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long, soft, silky hair. Her body, pressed against his from
|
|
chest to foot, was firm yet springy in places... one place,
|
|
in particular. But he forced himself to ignore the feel of
|
|
her breasts against his chest as he whispered, "We have got
|
|
to get out of here, especially now, but be quiet until we're
|
|
both in position. I don't know if they can smell us, but
|
|
we're going to have to take the chance. We'll go ahead with
|
|
the plan... you ready?"
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|
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"As I'll ever be," Caryn whispered back, squirming away
|
|
from him and getting up, unbalanced by her heavy backpack.
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|
Her body tingled from the feel of his, hard and muscular,
|
|
unlike her boyfriend's, which was soft and paunchy. Ryan got
|
|
up too, absently brushing at the ripped-out knees of his
|
|
jeans, and glanced at her. Caryn nodded and ran out in front
|
|
of the store and across the lot, reaching the parking blocks
|
|
at the end before she stopped. The zombies gathered around
|
|
the doors had just seen her and were turning around slowly,
|
|
creakily. She glanced around quickly, saw that the road was
|
|
clear to the west though eastward came the zombie army from
|
|
the graveyard, and called, "C'mon, you stinking things! You
|
|
want me, come and get me! Dinnertime if you can catch me!"
|
|
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|
Ryan watched from the side of the building. His opinion
|
|
of Caryn Jackson was changing fast. Now that she'd
|
|
apparently recovered from the shock of the situation she was
|
|
not only dealing with it, but dealing with it well. Brave
|
|
girl, he thought, watching from hiding as the critters
|
|
turned and started for her. Instead of turning and running
|
|
like he was sure she wanted to (God knew he did), Caryn held
|
|
her ground, glancing back and forth between the two groups
|
|
of shambling walking dead. She was so unusual, he thought.
|
|
Terrified to the point of catatonia one minute, then in
|
|
charge and taking action. She'd argue with him fiercely, or
|
|
just back down and get upset. There was no telling what
|
|
she'd do next, and if they got out of this Ryan was
|
|
seriously considering asking her out. The fact that she was
|
|
very pretty helped this decision.
|
|
|
|
As his thoughts had run on, the zombies had shuffled
|
|
past the police car and were now passing the first set of
|
|
gas pumps in a loose group, one of them walking into a pump
|
|
but this time figuring out how to get around it after a
|
|
moment of creaky thought. They were less than fifteen feet
|
|
from Caryn, who looked ready to vomit or bolt, maybe both,
|
|
as the wind shifted to blow in her face. It was time for
|
|
Ryan to make his move. He braced himself, then darted around
|
|
the side of the building toward the police car, circled it,
|
|
and reached for the open door. But as his hand closed over
|
|
the top of it, another hand--cold and clammy even through
|
|
his white sweat socks--closed around his ankle and he looked
|
|
down to see the cop's open mouth about to close over his
|
|
calf, jeans or no jeans.
|
|
|
|
Frank had finally reanimated.
|
|
|
|
Ryan jerked his leg away but the hand didn't let go,
|
|
and Frank's teeth clicked together with an audible snap only
|
|
inches from his inteneded place. Lifting his other leg, Ryan
|
|
kicked the cop directly in the face and his head snapped
|
|
back, nose smashing flat, but his head didn't explode into a
|
|
pile of grey stinking mush like he'd thought it might. The
|
|
cop was a lot fresher than the first zombie had been, and
|
|
would take a lot more abuse before being felled, Ryan
|
|
realized with a shudder of terror. He stomped on the cop's
|
|
wrist as his head snaked back to try for another bite and
|
|
the hand let go, Ryan dancing out of his reach without
|
|
thinking; unfortunately, he also moved out of the reach of
|
|
the idling police car.
|
|
|
|
"Ryan, hurry up, they're getting close- both ways!"
|
|
Caryn called in desperation. "What's wrong?"
|
|
|
|
He turned and looked at her, then back at Frank, who
|
|
was jerkily getting up on his unsteady legs. "Your fucking
|
|
cop friend is after me! I can't get into the car!"
|
|
|
|
As Ryan backed up again, Caryn saw Frank rise up from
|
|
the ground on the other side of the police car from her line
|
|
of vision and totter forward like a baby just learning to
|
|
walk, his legs shaky and rubbery as rigor mortis hadn't yet
|
|
set in. The sight of him tore into her soul. "Get in the
|
|
other side!" she yelled, backing up as the lead zombie from
|
|
the group that had been in front of the store reached the
|
|
parking blocks about six feet from her. "Hurry it up, I'm
|
|
running out of room here!"
|
|
|
|
Ryan hurried around the car and yanked open the front
|
|
passenger door, then crawled inside and started cursing. A
|
|
computer terminal took up much of the room in the front
|
|
seat, and he had to squirm around it before he could plop
|
|
into the driver's seat. Then he looked up to see Frank's
|
|
vacantly grinning face coming at him from the open
|
|
door--he'd erroneously assumed that Frank would try to
|
|
follow him around the car, but he hadn't--and he screamed as
|
|
he realized that he was trapped, thinking he was dead,
|
|
zombie fodder, and possibly soon to be one of the
|
|
flesh-eating critters himself.
|
|
|
|
Then Frank crumpled like a deflated balloon and he
|
|
looked up to see Caryn beyond, her hands flying to her mouth
|
|
and beginning to cry. Looking down, he saw the handle of a
|
|
long screwdriver protuding from the back of the cop's head.
|
|
Thank God she'd remembered it was stuck in her belt, since
|
|
he'd forgotten about his own. "Hurry up and get in," he
|
|
said. "They're following you."
|
|
|
|
She stumbled around the police car, hearing the
|
|
driver's door slam shut, and fell into the passenger seat,
|
|
quickly closing her door though she had to fumble to feel
|
|
for the handle through tear-blurred eyes. Shock was again
|
|
taking her to its twilight region, her brain overloaded by
|
|
the horrors of the night. She sat and cried silently, tears
|
|
streaming down her face and not noticing the lumpy backpack
|
|
behind her as Ryan wheeled the police car out of the lot,
|
|
leaving the zombies and the brightly lit store behind.
|
|
|
|
Ryan floored the car down the long dark road toward the
|
|
brightly-lit town, vaguely noticing that the sky was
|
|
lightening to his right. It was false dawn, but it meant
|
|
that daylight would come and that thought buoyed his
|
|
spirits, as did their escape from the store. As they swept
|
|
around a tree-lined blind curve and the town sprawled before
|
|
them, he slammed on the brakes as hard as he could and the
|
|
police car slewed sideways, shuddering to a stop with its
|
|
already-crushed reinforced bumper only inches away from the
|
|
two cars smashed together in the middle of the road. "Jesus
|
|
God, what happened here?" he exclaimed, his hands damp with
|
|
persperation on the wheel he clutched tight enough to turn
|
|
his knuckles white.
|
|
|
|
Even through her shock Caryn could get an idea of what
|
|
had happened. There were no bodies, but in the glow of a
|
|
nearby streetlight the blood everywhere was quite
|
|
noticeable. It was splashed both inside and outside the two
|
|
cars, and on the ground around them. One of the cars, a
|
|
black late-model Ford Escort, had the driver's door standing
|
|
open and in the gleam of its dome light they saw a single
|
|
severed arm sitting on the bloody seat, an indistinguishable
|
|
tattoo on its wrist. Most likely these two cars had
|
|
approached from opposite ends of the road coming around the
|
|
blind curve and maybe there'd been a zombie standing in the
|
|
middle of the road or several off to the side, just enough
|
|
to distract the drivers so that they collided. And,
|
|
unfortunately, must have gotten out of their cars.
|
|
|
|
After staring for a minute, Ryan shifted the car into
|
|
reverse and backed up to a nearby driveway, which led into
|
|
the empty parking lot of one of the many strip malls that
|
|
lined the road into town. He drove through the lot,
|
|
bypassing the accident, and once back on the road beyond it,
|
|
floored the gas again. The brakes now felt rather spongy and
|
|
a small red light had come on over the gas gauge, but there
|
|
was no time to worry about that now.
|
|
|
|
Neither spoke as they raced down the dark, silent road,
|
|
the police radio occasionally crackling, but only static
|
|
came through it. Then they swept around a long turn and were
|
|
in the town of Berkley Park proper and as soon as they
|
|
sighted the long main street, Ryan slammed on the brakes
|
|
again, throwing Caryn into the dash but barely noticing or
|
|
that he bounced off the steering wheel himself.
|
|
|
|
It was a scene out of the worst nightmare, brightly lit
|
|
by streetlights and their headlights. Zombies shambled here
|
|
and there, some with an obvious purpose in mind (such as the
|
|
one determinedly attacking the front of the 24-hour
|
|
laundrymat while they could hear desparite screams from
|
|
inside) while others simply wandered around blankly,
|
|
apparently having no idea what they were doing. Several were
|
|
gathered around a car in the middle of the street ahead of
|
|
them and in the glare of the police car's bright headlights,
|
|
both Ryan and Caryn could quite clearly see that the zombies
|
|
were hanging inside the car through the open windows and
|
|
chowing happily on whoever had been driving. They were now
|
|
zombie fodder, several of the critters leaning in the
|
|
windows and squabbling weakly over the priveledge of getting
|
|
the freshest food.
|
|
|
|
Ryan rolled up his window, glancing over to see that
|
|
the passenger side was already up. Caryn was staring out at
|
|
the carnage with her mouth hanging open, blood trickling
|
|
from one nostril, but obviously she didn't notice she'd been
|
|
hurt. "Hey, wipe your nose, it's bleeding," Ryan said, his
|
|
voice sounding shaky even to himself. "You think there'd be
|
|
anywhere safe?"
|
|
|
|
"I... I don't know," Caryn said, absently swiping at
|
|
her nose with her arm and grimacing as she touched the
|
|
bruised member. "All the people are sleeping... sleeping and
|
|
not knowing... Jesus, we have to go to my house! And the
|
|
dorm!"
|
|
|
|
"Okay, we can do that," Ryan agreed, half for her peace
|
|
of mind and half to get the gruesome scene before them out
|
|
of his face. He let up on the brake and the red light on the
|
|
dash went out momentarily, then reappeared, glowing like a
|
|
mad dog's eye in the darkness. "Which way?"
|
|
|
|
"Go up three streets and turn left," she said,
|
|
squirming around to rid herself of the backpack and looking
|
|
away as they passed the car surrounded by zombies. In the
|
|
rearview Ryan saw that two of them, who hadn't been able to
|
|
get into the group chowing down on the unlucky driver,
|
|
shambled away from the other car and began to follow them,
|
|
arms out and hands grasping at thin air as the police car
|
|
sped away. Free of the pack, Caryn slouched down in her
|
|
seat, not caring to see any more of what the town had
|
|
become.
|
|
|
|
Ryan slowed as he approached the corner, swerving to
|
|
avoid a little kid zombie that he saw at the last minute,
|
|
and made the turn a tad too fast, but the well-maintained
|
|
police car let him get away with it. Tires squealing they
|
|
flew around the corner onto a residential street lined with
|
|
elms that stood sentenial along both sides like silent
|
|
warriors who didn't care to get involved in this battle.
|
|
|
|
The street was still and silent, mostly dark but for a
|
|
few scattered porch lights and lit windows here and there.
|
|
"Looks pretty quiet. Maybe they haven't gotten this far,"
|
|
Ryan said without thinking, then realized that if the
|
|
critters had gotten to her family he was giving her false
|
|
hope.
|
|
|
|
"No such luck. Look there." Caryn pointed as they
|
|
passed a small white house, its porch light burning, and in
|
|
its glow they saw two zombies shambling up the driveway to
|
|
disappear in the darkness on the side of the house. "Oh,
|
|
shit, I hope they're okay! God damn it..."
|
|
|
|
This was the first time Ryan had heard her swear and he
|
|
glanced over at her, surprised and realizing how upset and
|
|
tense she was. "How much farther?"
|
|
|
|
"Two more blocks. We're about the farthest house out of
|
|
town," she said, nervously staring out the passenger window.
|
|
"That's why I had to stay in the dorm. I couldn't walk all
|
|
that way twice a day back and forth to class."
|
|
|
|
Cruising at about twenty-five, they passed the dark
|
|
silent houses, seeing no more zombies and raising Caryn's
|
|
hopes.
|