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Smalltalk
1050 lines
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Smalltalk
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.misc
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Subject: FAQL: STAR TREK MUSIC
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From: Otto Heuer #3 <ottoh3@cfsmo.honeywell.com>
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Date: Mon, 1 Feb 93 00:06:08 -0600
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Message-ID: <9302010604.AA26162@pserv.CFSMO.Honeywell.COM>
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Organization: mailEnteringNews at Honeywell SRC
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Lines: 1042
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PERIODIC LIST OF STAR TREK MUSIC (last updated 7/15/92)
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"Theme from Star Trek" (The Original Series)
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Lyrics by Gene Roddenberry
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Beyond
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The rim of the star-light
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My love
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Is wand'ring in star-flight
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I know
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He'll find in star-clustered reaches
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Love
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Strange love a star woman teaches.
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I know
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His journey ends never
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His star trek
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Will go on forever.
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But tell him
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While he wanders his starry sea
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Remember, remember me.
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"The Goodland" 1:05
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from TOS "The Way to Eden"
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sung by Adam
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Lookin' for the goodland,
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Goin' astray.
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Don't cry,
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Don't cry.
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Oh I can't have honey
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And I can't have cream
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Goin' live not die,
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Goin' live not die.
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Standin' in the middle of it all one day.
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Look at it shining around me and say.
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I'm here,
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I'm here.
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In the goodland,
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in the new land,
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I'm here.
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"Hey Out There!" 2:35
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from TOS "The Way to Eden"
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sung by Adam and blonde female friend
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I'm talkin' 'bout you,
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I'm talkin' 'bout me.
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Long time back when the galaxy was new.
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Man found out what he had to do.
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Found he had to eat and he found he had to drink,
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And a long time later he found he had to think.
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Yes, think.
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[I'm standing here wondering -- What?]
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If a man tells another man,
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How to mow hay.
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He piles up trouble for himself all day.
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But all kinds of trouble will come to an end.
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When a man tells another man,
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Be my friend.
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My friend.
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[Well what's it going to be?]
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There's a mile wide emptiness,
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Between you and me.
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[Let's|Can't] reach across it,
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[On an even sea|Hardly even see].
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Someone ought'a take a step,
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One way or other.
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Let's say goodbye,
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Or let's say brother.
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Brother!
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Brother!
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Hey out there...
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Hey out there.
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Hey out there...
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Hey out there.
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I see you...
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I see you.
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I see you...
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I see you.
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Let's get together and have some fun.
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[I don't know how to do it,
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But it's gotta be done.]
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"Heading Out to Eden" 1:35
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from TOS "The Way to Eden"
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sung by Adam and blonde female friend
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Heading out to Eden,
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Yeah brother.
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Heading out to Eden,
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No more trouble
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In my body or my mind.
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Goin' to live like a king
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On whatever I find.
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Eat all the fruit
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And throw away the rind.
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Yeah brother, yeah.
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Steppin' in to Eden,
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Yeah brother.
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Steppin' in to Eden,
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Yeah brother.
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No more trouble
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In my body or my mind.
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Goin' to live like a king
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On whatever I find.
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Eat all the fruit
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And throw away the rind.
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Yeah brother.
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note: The two verses are separated by dialogue. The first half is sung slow,
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about 1:05. The second is sung faster.
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"Charlie's Song"
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from TOS "Charlie X"?
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sung by Uhura
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Now on the Starship Enterprise
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There [comes a man|is someone who's] in Satan's guise
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Whose devil ears and devil eyes
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Will rip your heart from you ...
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At first his look will hypnotise
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And then his touch will barbarize
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His alien love will victimize
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And rip your heart from you.
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And that's why female astronauts
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[Are overcome and overwrought|Oh very female astronauts]
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[Many a female astronaut|Wait terrified and over-wrought]
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[They know not|To find out] what to he'll do.
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Oh girls in space be wary
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Be wary
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Oh girls in space be wary
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You know not what he'll do.
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Now from a planet out in space
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There comes a lad not commonplace
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A-seeking out his first embrace
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He's saving it for you.
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Oh, Charlie's our new darling,
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Our darling, our darling.
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Charlie's our new darling
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[He knows not what to do|We know not what he'll do]
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"The Friendly Angel Song"
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from TOS "And The Children Shall Lead"
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sung by The Children
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Hail, hail,
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Fire and snow.
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Call the angel
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We will go.
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Far away.
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For to see.
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Friendly Angel
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Come to me.
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Hail, hail,
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Fire and snow.
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Call the angel
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We must go.
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Far to come
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Far to see
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Friendly Angel
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Come to me.
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"Beyond Antares"
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from TOS "Conscience of the King"
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sung by Uhura
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written (I think) by Gene Coon
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The skies are green and glowing
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Where my heart is,
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Where my heart is,
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Where the scented lunar flower is growing,
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Somewhere beyond the stars,
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Beyond Antares.
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I'll be back
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Though it takes forever.
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Forever is just a day.
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Forever is just another journey.
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Tomorrow I'll stop along the way,
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And let the years go fading
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Where my heart is,
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Where my heart is,
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Where my love eternally is waiting,
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Somewhere beyond the stars,
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Beyond Antares.
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"Alexander's Song"
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from TOS "Plato's Stepchildren"
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sung by Alexander
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Great pan sounds his horn
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Marking time to the rhyme
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With his hoof,
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With his hoof.
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Forward, forward in [our|his] plan,
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We proceed as we began....
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Brekekekex... brekekekex...
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Kooax... kooax...
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"A Serenade From the Laughing Spaceman"
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from TOS "Plato's Stepchildren"
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sung by Spock
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Take care young ladies and value your wine.
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Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime.
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Deeply they'll swallow from your finest kegs,
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Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs.
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Ah, bitter dregs.
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Your time hold precious, for youth is your gold.
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Your beauty, like silver, will tarnish when old.
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Mem'ries and dreams shall comfort you not.
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When the flow of your sweetness is gone and forgot.
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Ah, gone and forgot.
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With smiling words and tender touch,
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Man offers little and asks for so much.
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He['ll] love[s] in the breathless excitement of night,
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[Then|And] leave[s] with your treasure in cold morning light.
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Ah, [in] cold morning light.
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Come all ye fair and tender girls
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Who flourish in your prime,
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Beware, beware, make your garden fair
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Let no man steal your time, your time
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Let no man steal your time.
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A woman is a branched tree
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And a man a singing wind,
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And from her branches carelessly
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He'll take what he can find, can find
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He'll take what he can find.
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And when your time has passed and gone,
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He'll care no more for you,
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And every day that your garden is waste,
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Is covered all over with rue, with rue
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Is covered all over with rue.
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(untitled)
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from TOS "Plato's Stepchildren"
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sung by Kirk (and Spock?)
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I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.
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We're spacemen marching to and from.
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We slythe among the mimsy troves,
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And tire among the borogroves.
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"Good Night Sweetheart"
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from TOS "City on the Edge of Forever"
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heard on radio (and melody continues throughout episode)
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Good Night Sweetheart, tho' I'm not beside you
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Good Night Sweetheart, still my love will guide you
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Dreams enfold you, in each one I'll hold you
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Good Night Sweetheart, Good Night.
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"I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen"
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from TOS "The Naked Time"
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sung by Kevin Reiley (calling himself "O'Reiley")
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I'll take you home again, Kathleen,
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Across the ocean wild and wide,
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To where your heart has ever been,
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Since first you were my bonnie bride.
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The roses all have left your cheek,
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I've watched them fade away and die;
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Your voice is sad whene'er you speak,
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And tears bedim your loving eyes.
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Oh! I will take you back, Kathleen,
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To where your heart will feel no pain,
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And when the fields are fresh and green,
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I'll take you to your home again.
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(One More Time!!!)
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"Abdullah Bulbul Amir"
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from TNG "Brothers"
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sung by Lore (only a few lines)
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[version 1]
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The sons of the Prophet as valiant and bold,
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And quite unaccustomed to fear;
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And the bravest of all was a man, so I'm told
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Called Abdullah Bulbul Amir.
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When they wanted a man to encourage the van,
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Or harass the foe from the rear,
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Storm fort or redoubt, they were sure to call out
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For Abdullah Bulbul Amir.
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There are heroes in plenty, and well known to fame,
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In the legions that fight for the Czar;
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But none of such fame as the man by the name
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Of Ivan Petrovsky Skovar.
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He could imitate Irving, tell fortunes by cards,
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And play on the Spanish guitar;
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In fact, quite the cream of the Muscovite guards,
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Was Ivan Petrovsky Skovar.
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One day this bold Muscovite shouldered his gun,
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Put on his most cynical sneer,
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And was walking downtown when he happened to run
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Into Abdullah Bulbul Amir.
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"Young man," say Bulbul, "is existence so dull
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That you're anxious to end your career?
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Then, infidel, know you have trod on the toe
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Of Abdullah Bulbul Amir.
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"So take your last look at the sea, sky and brook,
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Make your latest report on the war;
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For I mean to imply that you are going to die,
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O Ivan Petrovsky Skovar."
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So this fierce man he took his trusty chibouk,
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and murmuring "Allah Akbar!"
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With murder intent he most savagely went
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For Ivan Petrovsky Skovar.
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The Sultan rose up, the disturbance to quell
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Likewise, give the victor a cheer.
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He arrived just in time to bid hasty farewell
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To Abdullah Bulbul Amir.
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A loud-sounding splash from the Danube was heard
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Resounding o'er meadows afar;
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It came from the sack fitting close to the back
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Of Ivan Petrovsky Skovar.
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There lieth a stone where the Danube doth roll,
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And on it in characters queer
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Are "Stranger, when passing by, pray for the soul
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Of Abdullah Bulbul Amir."
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A Muscovite maiden her vigil doth keep
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By the light of the pale northern star,
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And the name she repeats every night in her sleep
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Is Ivan Petrovsky Skovar.
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[version 2]
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The sons of the Prophet were brave men and bold,
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And quite unaccustomed to fear.
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But the bravest of all was a man I am told
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Named Abdullah Bulbul Ameer.
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When they needed a man to encourage the van
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Or harass a foe from the rear.
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Storm fort or redoubt they had only to shout
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For Abdullah Bulbul Ameer.
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This son of the desert in battle aroused
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Could split twenty men on his spear.
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A terrible creature when sober or soused
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Was Abdullah Bulbul Ameer.
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The heroes were plenty and well known to fame
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That fought in the ranks of the Czar.
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But the greatest of these was a man by the name
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Of Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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He could imitate Irving, play poker or pool
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And strum on the Spanish guitar.
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In fact quite the cream of the Muscovite team
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Was Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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The ladies all loved him, his rivals were few
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He could drink them all under the bar.
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Come gallant or tank there was no one to rank
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With Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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One day this bold Russian had shouldered his gun
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And donned his most truculent sneer.
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Downtown he did go where he trod on the toe
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Of Abdullah Bulbul Ameer.
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"Young man", quoth Bulbul, "Has your life grown so dull
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That you're eager to end your career?
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Vile infidel know you have trod on the toe
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Of Abdullah Bulbul Ameer."
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"So take your last look at the sunshine and brook
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And send your regrets to the Czar.
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By this I imply you are going to die,
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Mr. Ivan Skavinsky Skivar."
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Said Ivan, "My friend, your remarks in the end
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Will avail you but little, I fear.
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For you ne'er will survive to repeat them alive,
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Mr. Abdullah Bulbul Ameer."
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Then this bold Mamalouk drew his trusty skibouk
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With a cry of "Allah Akbar".
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And with murderous intent he ferociously went
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For Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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They parried and thrust, they sidestepped and cussed
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Of blood they spilled a great lot.
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The philologist blokes, who seldom crack jokes,
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Say that hash was first made on that spot.
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They fought all that night 'neath the pale yellow moon,
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The din it was heard from afar.
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And multitudes came, so great was the fame,
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Of Abdul and Ivan Skivar.
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As Abdul's long knife was extracting the life,
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In fact he had shouted, "Huzzah!"
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He felt himself struck by that wily Calmuck,
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Count Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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The Sultan drove by in his red-crested fly,
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Expecting the victor to cheer.
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But he only drew nigh just to hear the last sigh
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Of Abdullah Bulbul Ameer.
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Czar Petrovich too, in his spectacles blue
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Drove up in his new crested car.
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He arrived just in time to exchange a last line
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With Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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A tomb rises up where the Blue Danube rolls,
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And 'graved there in characters clear,
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Is "Stranger when passing, oh pray for the soul
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Of Abdullah Bulbul Ameer."
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A splash in the Black Sea one dark moonless night,
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Caused ripples to spread near and far.
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It was made by a sack fitting close to the back
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Of Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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A Muscovite maiden her lone vigil keeps,
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'Neath the light of the pale polar star.
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And the name that she murmurs so oft as she weeps
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Is Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
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"Star Trekkin'"
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by "The Firm" (not the popular group, another one)
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Chorus:
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.
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Lt. Uhura, report!
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Uhura:
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow,
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starboard bow.
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow, Jim.
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Analysis, Mr. Spock!
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Spock:
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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it,
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not as we know it.
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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it, Captain.
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Uhura:
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow,
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starboard bow.
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow, again.
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Chorus:
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
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Medical update, Doctor McCoy
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McCoy:
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It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
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Dead, Jim.
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Dead, Jim.
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It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
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Dead, Jim, Dead.
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Spock:
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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it,
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not as we know it.
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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it, Captain.
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Uhura:
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow,
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starboard bow.
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow, Jim!
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Starship Captain, James T. Kirk
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Kirk:
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Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
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shoot to kill,
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shoot to kill.
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We come in peace, shoot to kill,
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shoot to kill, men.
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McCoy:
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It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
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Dead, Jim.
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Dead, Jim.
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It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
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Dead, Jim, Dead.
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Spock:
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Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it,
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not as we know it.
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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it, Captain.
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Uhura:
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow,
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starboard bow.
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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scrape 'em off, Jim.
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Chorus:
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!
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Engineer, Mister Scott
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Scotty:
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Ye canna change the laws of physics,
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laws of physics,
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laws of physics!
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Ye canna change the laws of physics,
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laws of physics, [yet|Jim]
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Kirk:
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Oh, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
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shoot to kill,
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shoot to kill!
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We come in peace, shoot to kill,
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Scotty, beam me up!
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McCoy:
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It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
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Dead, Jim!
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Dead, Jim!
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It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
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Dead, Jim, Dead!
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Spock:
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Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it,
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not as we know it.
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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
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not as we know it, Captain.
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Uhura:
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow,
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starboard bow.
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There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
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starboard bow, aaagain!
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Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim! <garbled>
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McCoy: It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
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Kirk: Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
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Scotty: Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain!
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Scotty: Ye canna change the status of the (auxiliary) ax'l engine eh?!
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<<boom>>
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Na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na
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Chorus:
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
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Star Trekking, across the universe,
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Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse!
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We come in peace, shoot to kill.
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[ there's also the EP version which has a few more verses --ed ]
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Some local stations showed a comercial for TNG:
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(Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by B. Joel)
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Jean Luc,
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Geordi's Specs,
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Mysteries on the Holodecks
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Asteroids,
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Triple Droids,
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Telepathic Betazoids
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Transporter
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Deadly Claw
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Visitor from LA Law
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Photons,
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No Kirk,
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Captain has gone berzerk
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Shuttlecraft,
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Counselor Troy,
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Doctor Crusher's little boy
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Klingon Rites,
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Parasites,
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New Heights,
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Phasor Fights,
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Data's Head,
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Tasha's Dead,
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Riker's Hangin' by a thread
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Celebration,
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Transformation,
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Everyone to battle stations
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We didn't start the series,
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It's the Next Generation
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on your favorite station
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We didn't start the series,
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But when we are gone it will
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still be on and on and on...
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We didn't start the series...
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"The Minstril Boy"
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Sung by O'Brien with his captain
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from TNG "The Wounded"
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The minstrel boy to the war has gone,
|
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In the ranks of death you will find him.
|
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His father's sword he hath girded on,
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And his wild harp slung behind him.
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Lands of songs said the warrior-bard,
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Though all the world bestrays thee.
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One sword at least thy rights shall guard,
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One faithful harp shall praise thee.
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"Come Cheer Up My Lads"
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Sung by Picard's clone (in Ten Forward)
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from TNG "Allegiance"
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Come cheer up my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
|
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To add something new to this wonderful year;
|
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To honour we call you, not press you like slaves,
|
|
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
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Heart of Oak are our ships, Heart of Oak are our men,
|
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We always are ready.
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Steady, boys, steady,
|
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We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
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|
|
We ne'er meet our foes but we wish them to stay,
|
|
They never see us but they wish us away;
|
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If they run, why, we follow, and run them ashore,
|
|
For if they won't fight us, we cannot do more.
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|
|
Heart of Oak are out ships, Heart of Oak are our men,
|
|
We always are ready.
|
|
Steady, boys, steady,
|
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We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
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"Banned from Argo" (there are a few variations in different versions)
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by Leslie Fish
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|
|
When we pulled into Argo in search of R & R
|
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Our crew set out investigating every joint and bar
|
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We had high expectations of their hospitality
|
|
But found too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we
|
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|
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CHORUS:
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And we're...banned from Argo, every one
|
|
Banned from Argo, just for having a little fun
|
|
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just 3 days or 4
|
|
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
|
|
|
|
Our captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex
|
|
He found him with five partners, each of a different world and sex
|
|
The shore police were on the way, we had no second chance
|
|
We beamed him up in the nick of time in the remnants of his pants
|
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|
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CHORUS
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|
|
|
Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew
|
|
He outdrank 7 space marines and a demolition crew
|
|
The navigator didn't win but he outdrank almost all
|
|
And now they've got a shuttlecraft on the roof of city hall
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
|
|
Our proper, cool first officer was drugged with something green
|
|
And hauled into an alley where he suffered things obscene
|
|
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear
|
|
Except he somehow taught the bridge computer how to swear
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
|
|
The head nurse disappeared a while in the major [dope] bazaar
|
|
Buying an odd green liquid guaranteed to cause Pon-farr.
|
|
She came home with no uniform, and an oddly cheerful heart
|
|
And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
|
|
Our lady of communications won a ship-wide bet
|
|
By getting into the planet's main communications net
|
|
Now, every time someone calls upon an Argo telescreen
|
|
The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen
|
|
(Yaah!)
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
|
|
Our doctor loves humanity, his private life is quiet
|
|
The shore police arrested him for inciting whores to riot.
|
|
They found him in the city jail, locked on and beamed him free
|
|
Intact except for hickies, and 6 kinds of V.D.
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
(Gee, I wonder why?)
|
|
|
|
Our helmsman loves exotic plants, and the plants all love him too
|
|
He took some down on leave with him, and we wondered what they'd do
|
|
Till the planetary governor called and swore upon his life
|
|
That a gang of plants entwined his house, and then seduced his wife
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
|
|
A gang of pirates landed and nobody seemed to care
|
|
They stomped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there
|
|
(We're here!)
|
|
Half our crew was busy there and invited them to play
|
|
The pirates only looked at us, and turned and ran away
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
|
|
Our crew is Starfleet's finest, and our record is our pride
|
|
And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide
|
|
We're sorry 'bout the wreckage and the riots and the fuss
|
|
At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us
|
|
|
|
CHORUS
|
|
(I wonder why?)
|
|
(Did we do something wrong?)
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|
"Twenty Years of Pointy Ears"
|
|
(sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again")
|
|
|
|
From sixty-six to sixty-nine
|
|
There was a show
|
|
About the Starship Enterprise
|
|
As we all know
|
|
With funny ears, and Beetle boots,
|
|
And phaser guns that WE COULD SHOOT,
|
|
But Trek... got... canned...
|
|
'Cause the ratings were so low.
|
|
|
|
Letters from the fans didn't get
|
|
The show's fourth season on,
|
|
The Star Trek crew, now unemployed,
|
|
Made cash at sci-fi cons.
|
|
When the ranks of Trekkies grew and grew,
|
|
We noticed that some fans do to,
|
|
'Cause they nibble... just like tribbles...
|
|
While they're watching Trek re-runs.
|
|
|
|
The fans all got together for
|
|
A new write-in campaign,
|
|
To get a TV movie made,
|
|
But not one like "Spock's Brain"!
|
|
The network told them "GO TO HELL!",
|
|
But then found Star Trek toys sold well;
|
|
But there's... no... mar... ket
|
|
In sci-fi films today.
|
|
|
|
(Just then when things seemed darkest,
|
|
There was a light... saber.)
|
|
|
|
The highest grossing movie in the
|
|
World is called Star Wars;
|
|
They read through the old Star Trek scripts, then
|
|
Wrote one that's a bore.
|
|
Star Trek: The Motion Picture's trash, but
|
|
It should make a lotta cash:
|
|
The crew will wear pajamas
|
|
And we'll make one of them bald.
|
|
|
|
(It's making money! Quick! Let's make a sequel!)
|
|
<Well, we have this other old script called... what is it?>
|
|
(Space Seed?)
|
|
<Yeah, Ricardo Montalban just happens to be on the back lot doing a
|
|
Cordoba commercial -- [de plane! de plane!] -- so you know what
|
|
that means, don't you?>
|
|
[Duh, what?]
|
|
|
|
STAR... TREK... TWO!!!
|
|
|
|
We'll kill off Khan, and kill off Spock, and
|
|
Make them cry, you'll see!
|
|
We'll sell them Star Trek handkerchiefs, and
|
|
then make Star Trek three!
|
|
Kirk has a wife, and has a son; we'll
|
|
Sell them dolls of everyone.
|
|
Janiss... iss... is a bomb that's lots of fun.
|
|
... Unlike Star Trek one.
|
|
|
|
(Shut up!)
|
|
|
|
Hey, wait a minute, looky here, there's
|
|
Money to be made
|
|
On model kits and other shit like
|
|
Gum cards they can trade;
|
|
They'll wonder if Spock's dead, ya see; we'll
|
|
Sell the rights to PAY TEE VEE,
|
|
And with... the... mo... ney, we'll make Star Trek three.
|
|
|
|
(Great. Just great. Now Nimoy won't come back!)
|
|
<Bribe him. Tell him he can direct it.>
|
|
(But he's dead, Jim!)
|
|
<As a director too, but don't worry; people will come just to see
|
|
if Spock lives, bless his little pointy-ears.>
|
|
|
|
STAR... TREK... THREE!!!
|
|
|
|
With Captain Kirk, and Mister Spock, and
|
|
Doc... Mick... Coy, (Oh boy!)
|
|
With Scotty, Checkov, UH-hoo-rah, and
|
|
Soo... loo... too, (Oh boy!)
|
|
And Saavik's gonna join the crew, but
|
|
Not the one from Star Trek Two,
|
|
And May... jell... who... is Roddenberry's wife.
|
|
|
|
It took a while, but Paramount has
|
|
Now... turned... face,
|
|
With Indy films, and Trek films about
|
|
Ou... ter... space;
|
|
Trek Four will make their wallets fat, with
|
|
Trek time-trips and Saavik's brat:
|
|
An an... ni... ver... s'ry gift for all the fans!
|
|
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
[ anyone have the lyrics to:
|
|
any of the other songs (like Uhura's, for example) in TOS
|
|
the song Nichelle sung in ST5? --ed ]
|
|
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
Other Star Trek songs can be found at grind.icaen.uiowa.edu in the
|
|
/info/humor/Filk directory.
|
|
|
|
Firebird Arts and Music (1-800-752-0494) sells several well-done Star Trek
|
|
tapes: _Spock Rock_, _Star Trek: The Unofficial Comedy Album_, and
|
|
_Border Patrol_. _Border Patrol_, if you haven't heard all the songs a
|
|
hundred times before hand like some of us, is an awesome tape. They're
|
|
working on a new Star Trek music tape to be released later this year or
|
|
next year called _To Boldly Go_.
|
|
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
Both Shatner and Nimoy have attempted to sing and have a few albums out
|
|
(from the early 70s, I believe). They are *extremely* bad and only good
|
|
for comic relief.
|
|
|
|
Nichelle Nichols originally sang the tune Uhura was singing in ST5, but
|
|
TPTB decided a few days before the film was released to dub in Hiroshima
|
|
singing the song.
|
|
|
|
Brent Spiner has an album out titled something like "Old Yellow Eyes is
|
|
Back"
|
|
|
|
The band T'Pau (named after the Vulcan priestess from TOS "Amok Time")
|
|
claim they are not Star Trek fans; they just liked the name. DJs enjoy
|
|
putting a few lines from "Amok Time" during the opening of the song "Heart
|
|
and Soul" (McCoy: "Do you know who that is? That's T'Pau!" T'Pau:
|
|
"Thees ees da Voolcan heart; thees ees da Voolcan soul...")
|
|
|
|
The Minneapolis band (now based in New York) "Information Society" likes
|
|
putting Star Trek quotes in their songs. "Pure Energy" had Spock's line
|
|
"pure energy" (from the "Errand of Mercy") in it (and later releases of the
|
|
song have McCoy saying something like "we're not out of this yet"), "Think"
|
|
has Kirk saying "Think about it" (from "Mirror, Mirror"), "Something in the
|
|
Air" has a long scream (apparently taken from TOS), and there's another
|
|
song (the name escapes me) that has a line from Spock, Scott, or both.
|
|
Adam Nimoy (Leonard's son) is a fan and friend of the group.
|
|
|
|
Leonard Nimoy was on the cover of the Bangles' first album. He was also in
|
|
one or two of their videos from that album.
|
|
|
|
Susan Vega has a reference to Star Trek in one of her songs.
|
|
|
|
The German band Nena mentions "Captain Kirk" in their songs "99 Luft-
|
|
balloons" and "99 Red Balloons".
|
|
|
|
On the Cover of the CD/LP Cassandra Complex - "Theomania"; SPV CD 85-7268
|
|
there is a picture of the TOS Enterprise above the new York skyline.
|
|
|
|
Captain of the Starship - Canadian pressing of William Shatner-Live! 2 12"
|
|
LP album.
|
|
|
|
Captain of the Starship - another Canadian pressing of William Shatner
|
|
Live! 2 12" LP album, K-TEL Record, #9400.
|
|
|
|
The Green Hills of Earth and Gentlemen, Be Seated - Robert A Heinlein, read
|
|
by Leonard Nimoy, 12"LP, Caedmon Records #TC 1526.
|
|
|
|
Halley's Comet: Once in a Lifetime - narrated by LN, audio cassette,
|
|
Caedmon Cassette #S1788, 1986.
|
|
|
|
The Illustrated Man - Ray Bradbury, read by LN, 12" LP, Caedmon Records
|
|
#TC1479.
|
|
|
|
Inside Star Trek - Gene Roddenberry, Columbia Records, #34279.
|
|
|
|
The Martian Chronicles - Ray Bradbury, read by LN, 12" LP, Caedmon Records,
|
|
#TC1466.
|
|
|
|
Mimsy Were the Borogoves - Henry Kuttner, read by William Shatner, 12" LP,
|
|
Caedmon Records, #TC1509.
|
|
|
|
The Mysterious Golem - narrated by LN, 12" LP, JRT Records.
|
|
|
|
The Psychohistorians - read by WS, 12" LP, Caedmon Records, #TC1508
|
|
|
|
Star Fleet Beat, Phasers on Stun - special 20th anni., 12" LP, Penguin
|
|
Records.
|
|
|
|
The Star Trek Philosophy and Star Trek Theme - GR, from Inside Star Trek,
|
|
7" 45rpm, Columbia Records, #3-10448.
|
|
|
|
Star Trek Tapes - press recordings, Jack M Sell.
|
|
|
|
Sterling Bronsan: Space Engineer - Inter Audio Associates, parody on four
|
|
cassettes.
|
|
|
|
The Transformed Man - performed by WS, 12" LP, Decca Records, #DL75043.
|
|
|
|
The Transformed Man and How Insensitive - from The Transformed Man, 7" LP
|
|
45rpm, Decca Records, #32399
|
|
|
|
Trek Bloopers - 3rd season TOS, 12" LP, Blue Pear Records, #1.
|
|
|
|
Voice Tracks, USMC Toys for Tots - readings by LN and others, 7" 33 1/3rpm,
|
|
Warner Bros.-Sevent Arts Records, #PRO381.
|
|
|
|
The Voyage of Star Trek - The Source, promotional copy, 12" LP 1982.
|
|
|
|
The War of the Worlds - H.G. Wells, read by LN, 12" LP, Caedmon Records,
|
|
#TC1520.
|
|
|
|
William Shatner-Live! - 2 record album, Lemli Records, #9400.
|
|
|
|
Beyond Antares and Uhura's Theme - Nichelle Nichols, 7" 45rpm, R-Way
|
|
Records, #RW-1001.
|
|
|
|
Consilium and Here We Go 'Round Again - sung by LN from The Way I Feel, 7"
|
|
45rpm, Dot Records, #45-17175.
|
|
|
|
Dark Side of the Moon - sung by NN, 2 7" LP 45rpm, Americana Records, EP-1.
|
|
|
|
Disco Trekin' and Star Child - sung by Grace Lee Whitney, 7" 45rpm, GLW
|
|
Star Enterprises.
|
|
|
|
Down to Earth - sung by NN, 12" LP, Epic Records, #BNZ6351.
|
|
|
|
Leonard Nimoy Presents Mr. Spock's Music from Outer Space (DOT) - by LN,
|
|
12" LP, Dot Records, #DLP25794. - British version, diffusion, 1973, #25156.
|
|
|
|
The New World of Leonard Nimoy - 12" LP, Dot Records, #DLP 25966.
|
|
|
|
Outer Space/Inner Mind - 2 record set combines amny LN works, 2 12" LP,
|
|
Paramount Records Famous Twinsets PAS, 2-1030.
|
|
|
|
Please Don't Try To Change My Mind and I'd Love Making Love to You - by LN
|
|
from The Way I Feel, 7" 45rpm, Dot Records, #45-17125.
|
|
|
|
Space Odyssey - cuts from LN Dot Records, Pickwick/33 Records, #SPC3199.
|
|
|
|
The Sun Will Rise and Time to Get it Together - by LN from The New World of
|
|
Leonard Nimoy, 7" 45rpm, Dot Records, #45-17330.
|
|
|
|
Take a Star Trip - GLW, 45rpm.
|
|
|
|
The Touch of Leonard Nimoy - LN, Dot Records, #DLP25910.
|
|
|
|
Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy - 12" LP, Dot Records, #DLP25835.
|
|
|
|
Uhura Sings - AR-Way Productions, album or cassette, 1986.
|
|
|
|
Visit to a Sad Planet - LN from Mr Spock's Music from Outer Space, 7"
|
|
45rpm, Dot Records, #17038, 1967. (also cassette)
|
|
|
|
The Way I Feel - LN, 12" LP, Dot Records, #DLP25883. (also reel to reel).
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Mail additions and corrections to ottoh@cfsmo.honeywell.com.
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