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"The Road To Womanhood" [Matt Groening]
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First pixie cut
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First time crossing the street without holding mom's hand
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First Barbie
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First major Barbie accessory
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First time putting on mom's clothes
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First mastery of jump-rope
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First look at Playboy
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First time putting Ken on top of Barbie
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First time playing "Doctor"
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First explanation of the facts of life
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First valentine
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First slumber party
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First change from anklets to stockings
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First cigarette
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First training bra
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First pubic hair
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First cup bra
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First major sassing back
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First ear piercing
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First shoplifting
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First date
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First base
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First French kiss
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Second base
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First time coming home drunk or high
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Third base
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Going all the way
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First time mom finds birth control
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First job
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First time not asked for ID in a bar
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First abortion
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First marriage
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First divorce
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First realitization that you might not write the Great American Novel by
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the time you're thirty
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First grey hair
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First time called "ma'am"
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