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_________) Everybody Does It (________
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From The GHOST SHIP ][ at 408 259-7194
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Scientists discovered it
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Researchers are still looking for it
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Geologists are great explorers
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Chemists like to experiment
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Doctor do it with patience
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Dental Hygenists do it till it hurts
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Veterinarians are pussy lovers
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Chiropractors do it by manipulation
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Dentists do it in your mouth
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Proctologists do it in the end
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Dieticians eat better
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Oceanographers do it down under
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Archeologists like it old
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Druggists fill it
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[More] Nurses call the shots
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Writers have novel ways
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Professors do it by the book
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Surgeons are smooth operators
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Paramedics can revive anything
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Inventors find a way
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Cops have bigger guns
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Students use their heads
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Drummers beat it
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Janitors clean up afterwards
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Printers reproduce the fastest
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Milkmen deliver twice a week
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Tailors make it fit
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Operators do it person-to-person
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Bankers do it with interest (Penalty for early withdrawal)
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Speech Pathologists are oral specialists
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Real Estate People know all the prime spots
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Salespeople have a way with their tongues
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Engineers do it with precision
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Policemen like big busts
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Computer operators have quick-action joysticks
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Lawyers do it in their briefs
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Interior Decorators do it all over the house
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[More] Bakers knead it daily
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Architects have great plans
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Babysitters charge by the hour
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Bosses delegate the task to others
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Executives have large staffs
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Secretaries do it from 9 to 5
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Bookkeepers do it with double entry
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Accountants are good with figures
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Credit managers always collect
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Typists do it in triplicate
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Attorneys make better motions
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Reporters do it daily
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Millionaires pay to have it done
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Auditors like to examine figures
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Managers supervise others
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Computer people get the most out of their software
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Cocktail Waitresses serve highballs
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Postmen come slower
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Ambulance Drivers come quicker
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Bus Drivers come early and pull out on time
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Taxi Drivers do it all over town
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Garbagemen come once a week
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Jewelers mount real gems
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[More] Pilots keep it up longer
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Stewardesses do it in the air
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Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected
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NonSmokers do it without huffing and puffing
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Clowns do it for laughs
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Firemen are always in heat
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Gas Station Attendants pump all day
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Librarians do it quietly
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Sailers like to be blown
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Artists are exhibitionists
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Locksmiths can get into anything
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Chessplayers check their mates
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Musicians do it with rhythm
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Dancers do it in leaps and bounds
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Photographers do it with a flash
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Hairdressers give the best blow jobs
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Bartenders do it on the rocks
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Taxidermists mount anything
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Ministers do it on Sundays
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Retailers move their merchandise
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Barbers do it with shear pleasure
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Furriers appreciate good beaver
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Detectives do it under cover
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[More] Bailiffs always come to order
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Bricklayers lay all day
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Radio announcers broadcast it
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Movie Stars do it on film
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Models do it in any position
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Crane Operators have swinging balls
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Farmers spread it around
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Beekeepers like to eat their honey
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Gardeners have 50 foot hoses
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Telephone Co. employees let their fingers do the walking
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Magicans are quicker than the eye
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Cowboys handle anything horny
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Cowgirls like to ride bareback
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Truckers carry bigger loads
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Misslemen have better thrust
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Drywallers are better bangers
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Handymen like good screws
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Band Members play all night
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Repairmen can fix anything
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Sportscasters like an instant replay
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Roofers do it on top
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Miners sink deeper shafts
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Carpenters hammer it harder
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[More] Electricians check your shorts
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Machinists make the best screws
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Carpet layers do it on the floor
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Painters do it with longer strokes
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Plumbers have excellent pipes
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Landscapers plant it deeper
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Recyclers use it again
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Truck Drivers have bigger dipsticks
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Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm
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Butchers have better meat
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Welders have hotter rods
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Golfers do it in 18 holes
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Bowlers have bigger balls
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Football players are measured by the yard
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Wrestlers know the best holds
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Racers like to come in first
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Coaches whistle while they work
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Soccer Players have leather balls
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Joggers do it on the run
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Tennis Players have fuzzy balls
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Elevator Operators move up and down in their shafts
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Skydivers are good till the last drop
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Beer Drinkers get more head
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[More] Baseball players make it to first base
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Water Skiers come down harder
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Divers go in deeper
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Volleyball Players keep it up
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C'Bers do it on the air
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Basketball Players score more often
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Fishermen are proud of their rods
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Hunters do it with a bang
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Campers do it in a tent
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Four-Wheelers eat more bush
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Bridge Players try to get a rubber
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Deer Hunters will do anything for a buck
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Horseback Riders stay in the saddle longer
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Bicyclists do it with 10 speeds
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Runners get into more pants
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Ham Operators do it with frequency
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Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs
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Stuntmen drive better
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Hackers phuck it.
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