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74 lines
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TTTTTTT H H E E E E
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T H H E
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T H H H H E E E
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T H H E
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T H H E E E E
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R R R R U U L E E E E S S S S
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R R U U L E S
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R R R R U U L E E E S S S S
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R R U U L E S
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R R U U L L L L E E E E S S S S
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1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.
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2. The rules are subject to change at any time
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without notification.
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3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
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4. If the FEMALE suspects the male knows all the
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rules, SHE must change some or all of the rules.
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5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
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6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a
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flagrant misunderstanding which is a direct result
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of something the male said or did.
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7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize
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immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
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8. The FEMALE can change HER mind at any given time.
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9. The male must never change his mind without the
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30 day written consent from the FEMALE
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10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset
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at any given time.
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11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless
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the FEMALE tells him to be upset or angry.
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12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the male
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know whether or not SHE wants him to be angry or
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upset.
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13. If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all rules are null and void.
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14. Any attempt to document these rules could result
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in bodily harm to the male.
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