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CALIFORNIA
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San Francisco and San Jose area:
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South Bay
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Sunnyvale - Brass Rail, 160 Persian Drive , near 101,
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Mathilda, and 237
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3 small stages, with the option of sitting around
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the stage or at a table $3 beer with mixed drinks available, 6 to 11
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dancers per shift with day from 12 to 6 and night 6 to 1:30
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- dancers also waitress - mostly they are in their twenties,
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with some in their thirties
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San Francisco and San Jose area:
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HipHugger - El Camino Real near Mary
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2 small stages, seating is only around the stage
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which allows the dancers to confront you for tips. 4 to 7
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dancers per shift. They have separate male bouncer/waiters only
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beer served $3.25
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San Francisco and San Jose area:
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Richards Lounge - El Camino near Henderson
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1 small stage - 2 to 6 dancers - lowest in quality
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of 3 Sunnyvale clubs dancers work the floor for tips after coming off the
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stage. $3.25 for a beer with mixed drinks available.
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San Jose - A.J's - Lincoln Avenue 1 block south of San
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Carlos dancers are part time - shows from 5 to 7 and 9:30 to
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12:00 weekdays (no late night Monday) late night on Saturday
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good looking young women who obviously spend a lot
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of time keeping in shape. beer $3 with mixed drinks available
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San Francisco and San Jose area:
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Pink Poodle - Bascom near San Carlos - $10 cover
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4 to 6 dancers per shift - the same women work there
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for years so one visit every other year keeps you up to date with
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this place. No alcholol but totally nude. Some women will even
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give you a view of spots only her gynochologist sees. Announcers
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are a real negatve.
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San Francisco - The best places in the city do not serve
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alcohol. They are movie theater style establishments, with total
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nudity and "lap-sitting" in their bikinis. Stiff cover
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charges - Mitchell Brothers $25, New Century $20, Market
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San Francisco:
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Street Cinema - $15 Quality varies, particularly at the
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Market Street Cinema, but the Cinema offers the most bang for
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the buck and the largest amount of women. There have been a
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few sex changers that have found there way into the
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San Francisco:
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Cinema - a definite bummer once you realize it. But $5 gets you
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a lap sit for one song (3 to 5 minutes).
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These places all advertise in the movie section of the San
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Francisco chronicle. Avoid the tourist trap joints on Broadway that
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serve watered down drinks for big prices and hound you for tips.
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San Francisco:
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At the Market Street Cinema, they specialize in minor porn stars with big
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tits, although they sometimes have big name stars such as Alicia Monet or
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Cameo. There is a new star weekly.
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San Francisco:
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At the Mitchell Brothers (the first and most infamous lap-dancing place in
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town), they have three special rooms. One is the Ultra Room, a peep show
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type setup, in which customers enter private booths with one way mirrors.
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Two girls are in a center arena. There is a slot in each booth to slip
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the performers tips. The girls go from booth to booth soliciting tips.
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The girls can masturbate with fingers or dildos or can perform sex on each
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other.
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Another room is called the Green Door room. Here about 6 girls take a shower
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on stage and perform sex on each other for two songs. The stage is
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surrounded by tables and booths. The girls, still rather damp from
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their showers, then go from table to table or
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booth to booth soliciting tips. They will lie on top of the tables and
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masturbate or have sex with another girl. The customers are not supposed
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to touch the girls at this point, although some of the girls will stretch the
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rules. Once a girl gave me a dildo to lick so it would be nice and wet before
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putting it in her cunt. Then she had me lick it dry afterwards. Another time
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one girl used her fingers to feed me the other girl's pussy juice repeatedly.
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They both seemed to get a big kick out of this.
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The most infamous room is the Kopenhagen Lounge. This is a big very dark
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room surrounded by mirrors and couches. The guys sit on the couches and
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point flashlights at the girls as they perform their opening number, which
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consists of having sex with each other. Then, the girls go from guy to guy
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soliciting tips. A few years ago, the girls could sit on your lap stark
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naked, face to face, and grind their naked crouches into yours. Then they
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changed this and made the girls put on bikinis or lingerie first, although
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most girls would discreetly pull these aside. Now, they only allow the
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girls to perform sex acts on themselves or each other. You cannot touch them.
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They usually climb on top of the couches and stick their pussies an inch
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from your face and finger themselves or fuck themselves with dildos.
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The Kopenhagen was a lot more wild in the old days. You could literally
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have sex with your clothes on. Almost all the girls would let
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you suck and lick their
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tits. Some would let you use the dildos on them. Others would let you
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play with their pussies. Not that many would let you kiss them on the lips.
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Of course, the main attraction was having a
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beautiful naked girl grind her pussy on your pants-covered cock as your hands
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roamed all over her. Some guys could
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come this way and wore condoms. I never did, but at least twice the girl
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came as she ground her pussy on my cock. (I didn't believe it at first,
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but they convinced me it was true). One time, a girl gave me a blow
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job through my pants.
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Occasionally, porn stars will have limited engagements at the O'Farrell.
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This is not as common as it used to be.
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San Francisco:
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At the New Century, a big name porn star is featured weekly. They also
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have a room called the Playpen, which is like the Mitchell Brothers'
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Copenhagen Lounge. Here, they still allow touching. The girl will straddle
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you on the couch face and to face and grind her pussy on your cock. However,
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they must keep their bikinis/lingerie on. They can take their clothes off
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completely, but then you can't touch them. The room is discreetly very dark
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so the rules are usually stretched beyond the breaking point.
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The New Century also has a room called the Arena which is a peep show like
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the Ultra Room in the Mitchell Brothers.
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San Francisco:
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There is also another peep palace called the Regal ShowWorld. Here you enter
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a private booth, and slip $5 into a slot. Then, a partition is raised
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showing a naked girl separated from you by a glass window. You can talk to
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the girl through a phone. On weekends, they often will have a porn star
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use one of these rooms.
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Of course, the New Century, Mitchell Brothers, and Market St. cinemas all
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feature lap-dancing. For those of you unfamiliar with this, it involves
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the girl sitting on your lap either sideways or with her ass facing you.
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They try to grind their ass or leg directly on your cock. At the same time,
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they may use their hands or lips to stimulate you. A common technique is to
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unbotton your shirt and play with your nipples. You may also touch them
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anywhere except the breasts and pussy. However, I have found that this
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rule can often be stretched.
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San Francisco:
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Stay off of Turk street as well. Overpriced and mainly TVs.
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CANADA
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Up here in Montreal, the strip bars (and there are LOTS in Montreal) tend
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to be strictly no-touching. If a dancer likes you she may bend things as
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far as to blow in your ear, swish her hair across your face or rub noses,
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but that's about it. I'm told that in the northern suburbs of the city (In
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an area called Chomedey) there are touch bars, where the girls encourage
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you to fondle and/or french kiss them. Of course, they only do that when
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you're paying them to dance at your table. I've never been to a touch bar,
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but I'm told that the charge per dance is something like 10-12 dollars
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(Canadian, natch).
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Montreal:
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If you are ever in Montreal, check out Club Super Sexe ( yes, that IS
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the correct name ).
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This place is classy and the chicks are gorgeous. If you are big
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spender, for five bucks
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the girls will dance if front of your face and take it all of. Of
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course, not touching allowed.
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Montreal:
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I'll vouch for the bars in Montreal. I had an opportunity several years ago
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to go bar hopping in the downtown area during a convention. My favorite club
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was "Les Filles d'Eve" (The Daughters of Eve). Smallish, but comfortable. The
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dancers doubled as the waitresses so they weren't allowed to sit at your table
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and talk. Stirling's point about most of them not speaking english too well is
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very true. My high school French wasn't up to the task either. But if you have
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a weakness for ladies with accents, like I do, this is not a problem. One
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thing I liked was that the dancers were allowed a lot more latitude in touching
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themselves there than here in Atlanta.
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COLORADO
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Denver:
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It has been a while (about 5 years) but when I use to live in Denver,
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Shotgun Willie's (on Colorado Blvd., near Colorade 4 theatres, if
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my memory is correct) was a great place. The women were at least cute
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and many were better than that. There are six stages going at the
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same time (on busy nights, less during off hours). Most of the seating
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at the place was "snack bar" seating. The dancers are only allowed to
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become topless because they serve alcohol but when you tip, the G-strings
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are pulled back pretty far so you get a good look. Cover was $6 or so
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with a 2 drink minimum (drinks were $3-$4). A private dance cost about
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$10. Most of the time I got my hands slapped when I touched but on off
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nights, you could get away with more. No big-name stars I ever saw. They
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were written up as one of the 10-best strip-clubs in the country by
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Penthouse or Playboy. The atmosphere at the club was also somewhat classy.
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Denver:
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There is also another place on 88th and Federal the goes bottomless. They
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don't serve alcohol. Prices are about the same. The women are not as good
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looking but the dancers are quite a bit more raunchy. This place can be
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very entertaining on a good night. It's a hole in the wall with 2 stages
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so you won't see any big star there. You can buy table dances.
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Denver:
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Denver has a relatively active topless scene in the city of Glendale
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(enclosed within Denver, 10 minutes from the airport and adjacent to the
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very upperclass Cherry Creek neighborhood of Denver) and in Adams County
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(just west of the city).
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In Colorado, a club can be at best topless if alcohol is served; total
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nudity is legal if no alcohol is served (places called "Pop Shops" for the
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soda pop they sell at $3 or $5 a class). Everyplace I know of has an
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official "Touch and Go" policy; touch a dancer between mid-thigh and navel
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or on the breasts and you may be escorted to the door. Enforcement varies,
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and some places let some girls get away with creating "contact" that if the
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guy initiated it would get his ass tossed out the door. By observation, the
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better a relationship you have with a dancer (i.e. long-term "customer",
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good attitude, etc.) the more likely she is to be interested in bending the
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rules. The classier the joint is, the more likely gentleman-like behavior
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will reap rewards. As far as I can tell, no touring strippers do shows in
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Denver.
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The adult-newspaper-of-record in Denver is the Rocky Mountain Oyster, which
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can usually be obtained _gratis_ at the adult bookstores around town.
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Denver:
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SHOTGUN WILLIE'S - Probably the best-known club, in Glendale on Colorado
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Boulevard at Virginia. Very classy joint; five stages; lots of beautiful
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women, many can actually dance; good sound system, mediocre lighting (if you
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like that sort of thing). Very white-collar; suits and ties are not out of
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place. Not a boobs-in-your-face place, but close enough. Alcohol. Has a
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line of merchandise that the girls are required to push, which some do with
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more grace than others. $5 cover last I knew; $4 beers, reasonable
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selection. $20 table dances, officially no-contact. See above.
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Denver:
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MILE-HIGH SALOON - A block away from Shotgun's and east of Colorado Blvd. on
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Virginia, worth driving an extra block. Same grade of dancers; better sound
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and lighting system; three stages plus bar-top; big, airy place, including
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comfy VIP lounge; satellite TV and lots'o'tubes; very friendly staff. No
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pushing of merchandise. Dancers generally circulate and will sit and talk
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even if you don't buy'em a drink (dancer's drinks are the same price as
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yours, and are as real as yours), and often suggest table dancing; they
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almost invariably take "no" with grace. One of the few clubs around with
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female DJs (most nights). Alcohol. Same prices as Shotgun's; has a kitchen,
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though, with surprisingly good food and a menu that goes beyond burgers.
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Denver:
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PT'S - 1601 W. Evans. Caters to the swing crowd, it appears; on weekends,
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they host top-optional dancing for couples, that sort of thing. Still a
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dance club, though; relatively pretty dancers. Roughly the same prices as
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Denver:
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DIAMOND CABARET & STEAKHOUSE - 1222 Glenarm, downtown near I-25. Newest
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class-joint in Denver; seven stages, glass shower for bachelors and the
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like. The restaurant is attached but separated; supposedly has really good
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steaks. Roughly same prices as Shotgun's.
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Denver:
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SATURDAY'S - East Colfax, near the Air Force Base, just on the edge of the
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city (almost Aurora). Pop shop, full nudity; reasonably good-looking
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dancers, but the dancing talent is lower than at the above- listed clubs.
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Lots of military, scattering of white-collar men but more blue-collar.
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Either premiere second tier or bottom of the top. $5 cover (I think...),
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$4.00 near-beer and pop, no real food. Private dances ar $12 or $15. Couple
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pool tables, pinball machine.
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Denver:
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THE FEDERAL HEIGHTS STRIPS - A series of second-tier clubs, with and without
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alcohol, along Federal Blvd (US 287), Pecos St., and Broadway between
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roughly 52 Ave and 85 Ave. Names like Cheerleaders, that sort of thing.
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Adult bookstores scattered along the strip on Federal. The girls aren't as
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classy as the above three clubs, nor is the club decor; working-class
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clientele, in general. Usually a $5 cover, private/table dances at $12-$20
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depending on the place.
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Boulder:
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A nice place to stop, eat and drink is the Bus Stop near Boulder. Bikers,
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trucker, locals, and college kids go there for the inexpensive drinks
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and food. They have topless dancers that you can watch or ignore.
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I've seen beautiful women there and some real dogs. I guess it's whatever
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passes through town. You can buy table dances later in the evening.
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DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
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Washington DC: there is supposed to be a nice place a few blocks
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from the White House, but I never made it there yet.
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FLORIDA
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Cocoa Beach Florida area:
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Backroom (or INner Room) Caberet
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nicest strip joint I've been to. no cover before 7pm. girls get
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topless w/a G strip on one stage. about 50 girls there at a time.
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when they're not dancing on stage, they're walking through the
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room topless and letting the audience feel / touch their bodies
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for $3. it was one the best investments I ever made! one in particular
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pushed her breasts into my face and let me lick the nipples while
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holding them.
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the girls also do private table dances for $3 to 5. full contact dances $8.
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and six girls full contact on stage with audience member dances $30.
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very friendly girls, nice looking, soft, one girl I remember was a little
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Oriental with almost a flat chest but with nipples that stuck out erect
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about 1 inch from her chest. she kept wandering the crowd and saying
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"Buck Me!". if you did, you got to suck those magnificant nipples!
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Cocoa Beach Florida area:
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the second place there was similar, but bills itself as having 100
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girls. and has slightly higher prices. I forget the name, but both
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are on route A1A within a mile or two of each other near Cocoa Beach.
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Orlando: Rachels up on 436 (Semoran) just into Seminole County is
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GREAT!!! Very nice women. They have an upstairs which I assume is total
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nudity, but they only let members up there. Also, Club Juana is in that
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area, and is total nudity.
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GENERAL
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Deja Vu is a franchise operation, with around 25 clubs scattered around the
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country. In addition to Louisville, there are 2 Deja Vus in California, 6 in
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Michigan, 6 in Washington, 4 in Tennessee and one each in Colorado, Illinois,
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Minnesota Ohio and Wroclaw, Poland (!).
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I've been checking out the local strip joints whereever I go, and think Deja
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Vu is likely to be the best bet in any city that has one. For more information,
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call 1-800-234-3785 and order a copy of Deja Vu magazine. It costs $5.00 and
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includes a free admission pass to any Deja Vu club, which generally costs the
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same (Louisville has lowered their cover to $5, but no longer give you the
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A side note: For international travel, the best reference I've ever seen is
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"The Sex Maniac's Bible", by Tuppy Owens. It's published in London, but can be
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ordered in the U.S. from "Good Vibrations", 1210 Valencia Street, San
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Francisco, CA 94110 (sorry, can't find their phone number). Don't know where
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to order it in Europe, but the author gives her address as P. O. Box 4ZB,
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London, W1A 4ZB, and surely she could tell you.
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In my experience, full contact happens in Florida, Mississippi,
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Michigan, Colorado and California.
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FL and MS clubs had little alcoves you went to with the lady of your
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choice. How far you could go, depended on how much you spent and whether
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or not the vice squad was cracking down.
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MI has very strict controls on what you can and can not do. No
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touching of the breasts, buttocks and genitals, but you could lick
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their breasts and buttocks. Lots of other little rules too.
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CO & CA both have "he can't touch her, but she can touch him" rules.
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Another words, cup your hand and a breast might just move into it. :)
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All the above states tie nudity to alcohol. Topless only if alcohol is
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served, no alcohol if nude. FL and MS both have private clubs where
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you can bring you own though.
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For those interested, there are 2 biographies of strippers:
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"Queen of Burlesque: The Autobiography of Yvette Paris" by Yvette Paris
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"Naked is the Best Disguise: My Life as a Stripper" by Lauri Lewin
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There is also a novel out called "Topless" by D. Keith Mano. The author
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has written for Playboy, and researched topless bars before writing the
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story.
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GEORGIA
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Atlanta:
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1. The Gold Club, rated number one in the country in USA Today a few months ago.
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very high class, usually suits go there, about 20 -30 girls
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dancing at any particular time all about the bar. Very clean
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and high tech place. Tables dances (I beleive 10-15 dollars),
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cover: 6 dollars, parking: $4 , beer: $4, if you don't tip the
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waitresses at least a dollar they get very pissed, so beers are
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really $5. Every women I have ever seen in there was a 10.
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If you don't have cash, don't go, they will treat you like shit.
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Atlanta:
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2. Tattletales. Right accross the street from the Gold Club, a little smaller
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and sleezier, but also cheaper, women are 7-9's. Will dance
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3 songs for you at a table or just standing around for 10 bucks.
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I swear to God the last time I went there this one girl made her
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pussy pucker! If you treat the good they will usually come to you
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after the dance and sit on your lap and give you a kiss and not
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even expecta drink. Motley Crue sings about tattle tales in
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Atlanta:
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Gold Rush Showbar - south side
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This is the place for nationally-known acts. Penthouse Pets, Playmates, XXX
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Atlanta:
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The Gold Club - Buckhead
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The nicest of Atlanta's clubs. More dancers than you can shake a stick at.
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On prime nights (Fri, Sat) there are usually about 50 dancers per shift. All
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are very attractive. Definitely what was referred to in Top Gun as "A
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target-rich environment". Cover varies by time of day from $4 to $6. Most
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drinks are $4 (even cokes) (Southerners call all soft drinks 'cokes' <grin>).
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4 stages. Table dances are $10. They periodically do a 'Revue' where all the
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dancers are on-stage at once for 3 songs. During revues you can pick dancers
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off the stage for half-price table dances. My only complaint with The Gold
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Club is that it is usually very crowded. It is right next to a MARTA rail
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station - very convenient. Valet and small self-park lot available.
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Atlanta:
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Cheetah III - Downtown
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An acquaintance of mine manages this club. It is very similar to The Gold Club.
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I just don't like driving all the way down there when I can ride a MARTA train
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to The Gold Club and avoid all that DUI hassle on the way home. I do recommend
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it if you are downtown already.
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Atlanta:
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Tattletales - Midtown
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Nice decor. Good quantity and quality of dancers.
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Atlanta:
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Coronet - Roswell Rd.
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I haven't been here but I hear it is nice. This is one of those non-alcohol-serving clubs I mentioned, so it is BYOB. I mention it becuase
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it has one unusual feature - it has both male and female dancers. They rotate
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each hour as to what sex is dancing. It might be fun to talk a female travelling
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companion into going here... <wicked grin>
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HAWAII
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Honolulu:
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Club Femme Nu, Honolulu. Great place, a little expensive though.
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Beers $5, dancers drinks are $20. Mostly a no-touch place.
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Honolulu:
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Hey I'm surprised there's been only one mention of Honolulu, we must have
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the most strip bars per capita in the U.S.! There's generally 2 types of
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bars featuring female entertainment here, the strip bars with dancers and
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the hostess bars.
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The strip clubs all feature full nudity, the vast majority
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of them have no cover charge. These used to be real strip clubs where the
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dancers actually put on a show but now most of them are just out for the tips
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so they just go around to each guy sitting at the stage and spread their
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legs to allow you a quick peek, then expect a tip put into their garters.
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Some will allow you to stick it in their g-strings or if you put a dollar
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in your mouth, they'll grab it with their tits. If you don't give them a tip
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they get REALLY pissed off so don't sit at the stage if you are cheap.
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At the top clubs like RockZa, Femme Nu, Club Rose, Klassic Kat, and Dancers,
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they do have a nominal cover charge of one or two dollars and the women
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there are really gorgeous, especially at Rock Za but sometimes they are so
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aggressive for tips it's a turn off. Some of them still have shower shows
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where one or more women will shower in front of you and you can stick wet
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dollar bills onto their bodies. The generally rule is no touching of breasts
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or genitals and most of them are pretty strict about that, but there's the
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occasional dancer who's more friendly that others.
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Honolulu:
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What does this have to do with a.s.m.? There's one club that used to be
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called Club Cheri but now is called Wild Horse which features porno stars
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past and present with a different one every week. Almost every big name
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star has been here, including Ginger Lynn, Teri Weigel, etc. Some of them
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even let you take pictures with them nude (they are nude, not you!)
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for a few dollars.
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Honolulu:
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Then there are the hostess bars. There aren't any dancers here, but the
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bar girls are in different states of undress and you buy them drinks so they
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will come and sit with you. The drinks are VERY expensive, at least $20
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for something that looks a lot like water, but it's not the drinks you are
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paying for but the company. At some places they just talk but at others
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they will fondle you and you can do the same. Usually this is to get you
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to agree to go into the back where you can get different services for
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different prices...it's kinda expensive though. Usually if you aren't
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interested in going to the back, they'll finish their drink and go away
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unless you are willing to fork up another $20 for another drink...one
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drink usually lasts only for 10 minutes or so...kinda expensive for a
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cheap feel. Some of the ones that might be worth checking out are
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Magazine Girl and Bon Soire...it's very dark and discreet in there.
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ILLINOIS
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Champaign-Urbana:
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In Champaign-Urbana there are several bars with dancers. One , Malibu
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bay Lounge, has dancers Mon-Sat, cover is $5. While up on stage, they
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go topless, but for table dances are covered (usually a bikini top).
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They are not big enough to get name stars, but will get dancers from
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out of town (last headliner was featured in Cheri).
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Champaign-Urbana:
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A few other bars also feature dancers one or two nights a week. These
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are Silver Bullet Bar (women exotic dancers on Monday and Tuesday, male
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dancers on Wednesday), and Club Sierra.
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INDIANA
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Indianapolis:
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Brad's is a classy place, and quite large. I forget what the cover
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was. They do have name stars. I was there on a weeknight, and the
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place was crowded. They have a large main stage, with 2 dancers.
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The dancers are topless, not totally nude. The table dances were
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done well. The dances included rubbing themselves against you, from
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their breasts to their buttocks.
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Indianapolis:
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The Red Garter is a small bar just south of Union Station. Cover is a
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dollar. There is a runway down the middle, with chairs around it.
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The dancers are topless, but not nude. They will touch you, but you
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are somewhat limited in touching them. One dancer used one of the
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bars over the stage to raise herself up. She then wrapped her legs
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around your head, and thrust her crotch into your face. I doubt that
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they get name stars, but they get headliners from out of town. The
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dancers will come and drink with you, and are fairly friendly. There
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is a smaller stage over to the side where you can have a "private"
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dance (not really private, anyone can see over).
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KENTUCKY
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Louisville:
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Here in Louisville, Ky., there is a place called Deja Vu which is not
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bad. There is a $6.00 cover and no alcohol is served. The girls
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dance through two songs, by the end of which they are completely nude.
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Between the songs the parade around in what ever manner of undress
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that they achieved during the first song, to solicit tips from those
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sitting around the stage. You will be asked by those not dancing if
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you want a table top dance or couch dance, the prices ranging from
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$5.00 to $10.00, but the policy is that if you touch them, you can be
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tossed out. Two doors down, and affiliated with it is a dance bar
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where alcohol is served, but the dancers only dance, no nudity. Can't
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remember the address, even though I live in the area, but it is a
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pretty classy place.
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Lexington:
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o If you're in Lexington, go to Pure Gold. Ask for toni.. she has
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a god-like body.
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LOUISIANA
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New Orleans:
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TOPLESS SHOWBAR: small one stage place, seven or 8 girls, topless
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for the most part with G string..
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nice dancing routines. I remember one girl there with the pointiest nipples
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and the most trianglular breast I've ever seen. this place was one of a
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dozen or so on Bourbon Street. the girls would sit and talk to the
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audience when not dancing.
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New Orleans:
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MOTHERS TOPLESS AND BOTTOMLES CLUB (?) not sure of the name
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also on Bourban street, also no cover.
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stuck up girls. they wanted $20 to do a "private" dance, or $10
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to do a table dance. otherwise, they kept their clothes on and
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only flashed their breasts. very bad experience from my perspective.
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MASSACHUSETTS
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Boston: The NAKED I Club
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no cover charge paid, nice looking girls, two stages, dancing on
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the stages only, but the dancers circulated in the crowd and tried
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to get you to buy them drinks. if you did, they'ld sit and talk to
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you
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the girls took everything off in their routines. full nudity!
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one of the stages was called the "Pussy Galore Bar". they'ld get within
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inches of the audience and shove their pussy towards the front row of
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lucky guys.
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MICHIGAN
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Detroit: Tycoons (on 8 Mile Road) is quite good. For $5 you'll get a
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dance, for $10 you'll get an in-your-face-and-crotch dance.
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MINNESOTA
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Minneapolis:
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In Minneapolis, the best nude bar (in my opinion) is SOLID GOLD.
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Don't miss it. The women are "only" topless -- but they're
|
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beautiful, and there are many of them visible at any given
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|
time. The girls dance on a main stage, and inside numerous
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cages. Upstairs they have wrestling and boxing (although I've
|
|
never seen that). The cover charge (last time I checked) is
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$5 on weekdays, $7 on weekends. On some nights you can get in
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for free if you bring a date. I don't think they have any big
|
|
stars there, but they have big other things.
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So anyway, if you only go to one nude bar in Minneapolis, go to
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Solid Gold. It's great.
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Minneapolis:
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At the places on Broadway you sit at tables or in a theater, there's a two
|
|
drink minimum (probably over $20 now for two beers, haven't been there in
|
|
a while), the girls strip to g-strings, and at some at least, will later
|
|
come over and sit on your lap for a few dollars. The more you pay, the
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|
longer she stays.
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Minneapolis:
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The ones in other parts of the city (O'Farrell, Market St. Cinema, New
|
|
Century, etc.) have theater seating, do not serve alcohol, and the girls
|
|
strip nude. If you have a seat at the stage and tip them while they dance,
|
|
they'll spend some time in front of you exposing themselves, maybe hovering
|
|
their tits or pussy inches from your face, but again, you can't touch them,
|
|
although they may touch you. The only exception was when a girl was laying
|
|
on the runway and I, sitting right there, briefly held her hand. A nice
|
|
moment.
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|
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|
After dancing, the girls dress into an outfit that by law I was told must
|
|
have a fabric connection between the top and bottom, so not only no exposure,
|
|
but no bikinis either. They go through the audience asking each if they
|
|
"would like to have some company" and then for a few dollars will sit on your
|
|
lap. Again, the more you pay the longer she stays and you may not touch her
|
|
tits or pussy. She will sit there and you may talk or hug her, or as they
|
|
seem to prefer doing, perform a "lap dance". This is where they sit on your
|
|
lap with their back to you and move their ass back and forth over your crotch.
|
|
Because of the otherwise lack of contact and hands off policy, I never found
|
|
this very erotic or stimulating, so I don't go for it. But a (generally
|
|
beautiful) girl on your lap is still always a very pleasant experience.
|
|
|
|
Some of the other things these places offer is a group of booths surrounding
|
|
an area where two girls go at one another and a more intimate darkened room
|
|
where you sit on sofas around a stripping girl and shine flashlights on her.
|
|
At the O'Farrell I think these were known as the Ultra Room and the Amsterdam,
|
|
respectively, but I don't know if they're still there.
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NEW YORK
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|
New York City:
|
|
I've never been to New York, but on a "48 Hours" program on Times Square
|
|
they said that lap dancing itself was illegal. This surprised me since I
|
|
thought NY more open than SF, at least I've heard you can get golden shower
|
|
videos there, which you can't here. And taken together, I wouldn't have
|
|
thought even more contact would be allowed in Florida.
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OHIO
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|
Cleveland:
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|
Crazy Horse West, Downtown, or River showboat. cover charge,
|
|
fully nude and topless depending on location. there are three.
|
|
often have playboy models, famous girls, or big breasts. eg. the
|
|
week I was in Cleveland, the attaction west was The Morrell Sisters
|
|
and downtown has someone with a 74 inch bustline.
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Cleveland:
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|
Tiffanies. never been there yet. was "opening soon" last time
|
|
I past through town.
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Cleveland:
|
|
Circus. accepts coupl
|
|
er. coupons for admission, cover charge otherwise. nice girls,
|
|
topless mostly. lots of stages.
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Cleveland:
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|
Amber Lounge. features oil wrestling and the like.
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|
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|
|
Cleveland:
|
|
Juicy Lucie's . full nudity, juice bar only.
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|
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Cleveland:
|
|
Pinkie's Showbar. full nudity, juice bar only.
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PENNSYLVANIA
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|
|
|
Pittsburgh: Don't bother...at least not with the one (Fantasy's) I've been
|
|
in.
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TEXAS
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|
|
|
Austin:
|
|
If you get to Austin I can suggest several.
|
|
The Best is THE LADY
|
|
|
|
The outside may cause people to question how good it is, but once inside
|
|
it is nice and clean. There is no cover before 8:00pm and a $4.00 cover
|
|
after 8:00. The dancers are pretty and most of them are honestly friendly.
|
|
|
|
Since they serve alcohol Texas law restricts them to topless dancing only
|
|
and under the law dancers and customers may not tough each other when the
|
|
dancer is dancing. Table dances are $10.
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Austin:
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|
Also Good is EXPOSE
|
|
|
|
I personally find the club too small. The dancers are pretty and willing
|
|
to talk to the customers. There is a cover charge which varies with the time.
|
|
Since they serve alcohol Texas law restricts them to topless dancing only
|
|
and under the law dancers and customers may not tough each other when the
|
|
dancer is dancing. Table dances are $10.
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Austin:
|
|
Tied for the bottom of the list are:
|
|
THE RED ROSE, THE YELLOW ROSE and SUGARS
|
|
|
|
Even though I visit these regularly most of the dancers are very stuck up.
|
|
If you are not the MTV muscian or "Daddy Warbucks" type they will not talk
|
|
to you. On the other hand you may be lucky each of these clubs have a few
|
|
pretty and nice dancers but they are generally busy with the regulars who
|
|
seek them out. There is a cover charge here which varies with the time of
|
|
day at these clubs. At lunch time they do not have a cover charge and I
|
|
will definetly recomend the food at SUGARS it is good at a good price.
|
|
|
|
Since they serve alcohol Texas law restricts them to topless dancing only
|
|
and under the law dancers and customers may not tough each other when the
|
|
dancer is dancing. Table dances are $10.
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Austin:
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|
New to Austin is JOY
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|
|
|
Since my girlfriend has worked at all of the above clubs I am know these
|
|
clubs quite well. I have not been to JOY yet. I know that they have a
|
|
cover charge and that is about it.
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San Antonio
|
|
In San Antonio I can say STAY AWAY FROM LIPSTICK
|
|
|
|
Several of my girlfriend's friends have worked there and say that this is
|
|
just a rip off joint. the dancers will dance topless on stage and try to
|
|
get you to pay for a provate session. The club will do their best to get
|
|
as much of the non refundable money from you before they deny you a private
|
|
dance room.
|
|
|
|
I have been there once with some friends. Since I was warned by ex-dancers
|
|
from this club we left as soon as the dancers and waitresses began their
|
|
little scam and they got no money from us.
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Dallas:
|
|
Caligula XXI is a nice place, Lots of pretty girls, topless only.
|
|
They can have as many as 6 stages going at any one time: 1 Main
|
|
stage and then the girls rotat through the 5 others. Then they are
|
|
available for table dances. Cover ranges from $1.00 to $3.00 then
|
|
finally $5.00 at night. They do have main attractions, last week
|
|
was Teri Weigel, currently is Ginger Lynn, TracI ToppS is comming
|
|
soon. Happy hour from 6 to 9 (i guess) I've gotten to know several
|
|
of the girls and most are really nice girls. lots of plastic :)
|
|
Do they Dance?? well.. that is a matter of opinion.. specific to
|
|
the girl, she may be all over you, or stand apart from you..
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Dallas:
|
|
I've been to a few others, Cabaret Royal (much over rated)
|
|
and then a few _lower_ class places when you "just wanna have fun"
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