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|| Snagging Chicks ||
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Snagging chicks is one hell of a rough business, so that is why I have written
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this file. This file is written for those of you who have never snagged a
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chick before and would really like to
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give it a shot. Hopefully this will set you on your way to a long and
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illustrious chick snagging career.
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Snagging chicks is simply defined as getting a girl to like you enough to have
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a long affair, or a one night stand. There are a variety of different methods
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and I will explain them, and the technique to you.
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Let's face it, most chicks are almost dependent on what their first impression
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of you is. You must have the clothes, the grin, the general look
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that the girl is looking for. If you are a nerd type, look for nerd type
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chicks. If you are the tough type, look for tough looking
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chicks. If you are generally a wierdo like myself, than any sort of good
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looking chick will do. Make sure you have the right 'look' for the
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chicks inhabiting your area.
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Next, don't be boring. Chicks as a whole really hate and are bored by boring
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guys. Try to create the impression that you are totally confident,
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and a little cocky at the same time. Even though you may not be, this is a
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very important attribute for snagging chicks. Confidence is very important.
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Chicks are often impressed by conversation that you make. If you suck at
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talking to people, and are better at listening, you had better learn to talk
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too. To learn how to make a good conversation, talk to your friends a lot.
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Continually practice talking about seemingly unimportant things, and in no
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time flat, you should be able to walk up to just about any chick
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and start talking about stuff.
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When you talk to chicks, don't talk about boring things. Talk about exciting
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things: wiping out on your skateboard, surfing, getting totally blasted, you
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know, stuff like that. Chicks are more often than not impressed by bravado on
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your part. Once you get started talking, you should be able to carry on for
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a pretty long time. After you feel you somewhat know the chick, make sexual
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slurs like 'hey, wanna look at my room?'.. stuff along that line. You know
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it's working if the chick turns red, or grins. This is how you cn
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test chicks to see what they are made of. If she can come back with slurs
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directed toward you, you know you have a pretty funky chick.
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Remember, whn meeting chicks, act confidently and in a pretty cocky manner.
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This seems to have worked a lot in my case, and in other cases I have studied.
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Introduce yourself like 'hi, I'm Mike, anarchist extrodinaire'. Get up and
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shake her hand vigorously and grin.
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Look directly into the chick's eyes a lot, even though it may seem entirely
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freaky, do it anyway, because they seem to like it. Tryto grin at the same
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time, but this is very difficult, and only for advanced chick snaggers.
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Chicks are impressed by chivalry a lot, so if you really want to have some
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major sex with her just go:' hey, wanna have some major sex?' this may seem
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like an entirely impossible maneuver, but it is possible and has proved more
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effective than just attacking the chick right then and there. If you really
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can't handle that manuever, just do the latter, but the aforementioned is
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really much more successful, especially if you have a fun chick to be around.
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Different Chicks and Techniques:
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Spazzy chicks: Spazzy chicks are usually the most interesting
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chicks to try to nail, because they are simply the most
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fun and can be approached directly. These chicks often
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lick their lips in your direction or grab your ass. They
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can be confronted directly and often like a weird attitude
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toward life.
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Typical chick: Your typica chick that you can find
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virtually all over the united states of america is usually
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impressed by the image you convey. This type of chick
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usually goes for a clean, nice looking dude who wears mirrored
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sunglasses. This chick is easily embarrassed, and almost
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impossible to have sex with at all. Booooorrrrrrriiiing.
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Wench chick: This chick would have sex with a tree stump
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if it were possible for her. She is most often impressed
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by the leather and chains type of guy who wears motorcycle
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sunglasses and swears a lot.
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Psycho chick: This chick enjoys doing strangethings, like
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skinny dipping, drinking, getting totally wasted, crashing
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cars. In most attributes, she is a lot like the spazzy chick
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and is often less intellient.
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Nerd chick: These cicks are usually not to great looking
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and really pretty boring to be around. Only try to
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snag these chicks if there is nothing else in your
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area. They are impressed by GRADES. Ugh.
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Well, that is about it for this file, the most important
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thing to nailing chicks isgetting up the balls to do
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it. If you don't have the balls to go and do a lot of
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this stuff, I don't know what you can do. Just think
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to yourself "There are no consequences" and go for it.
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|| Written for: ||
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|| The Flaming Toilet 312-234-6795||
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|| Genesis Project IIe 312-395-1816||
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|| K.A.O.S. ||
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|| Renee (The Spazzy Chick) ||
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|| White Shark (Who gave me the idea) ||
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a darkside 444 g-file production
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special thanks to White Shark
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