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FILE: ALL YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT S E X !!!
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THIS FILE WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD BACKGROUND ON THE WORD SEX, AND WILL GIVE YOU A
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STEP-BY-STEP PLAN TO FOLLOW WHEN ENGAGING IN IT. GOOD READING!!!
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THE WORD "SEX" IS DERIVED FROM THE LATIN WORD "SEXUS", MEANING "GENDER", OR
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MALE OR FEMALE. THE WORD "SEX" HAS MANY DERIVATIVES. BELOW IS A SENTENCE OF
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EACH.
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1) LET'S HAVE SEX!!!
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2) LET'S HAVE SOME SEXUAL FUN!!
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3) LET'S HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!!
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4) THAT GIRL IS SUPER-SEXY!!
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AS YOU CAN SEE, "SEX" IS A VERY POPULAR WORD! AND FOR GOOD REASON! SO, BELOW
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I HAVE GIVEN STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS IN HOW TO ENGAGE IN IT. READ CAREFULLY,
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YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING!!!
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STEP 1:
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ACQUIRE A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL (OR BOY, AS THE CASE MAY BE, UNLESS YOU'RE A FAG
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OR A LESBIAN), AND ASK HIM (OR HER IF SHE (OR HE) WOULD LIKE TO HAVE "SEX". IF
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SHE (OR HE) SAYS OK, YOU'RE IN LUCK, OTHERWISE TOO BAD!!!
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STEP 2:
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FIND A SECLUDED SPOT, AND GET EACH OTHER TURNED ON (THE WAY YOU GO ABOUT THIS,
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IS UP TO YOU!). THEN ENGAGE IN SOME "SEXUAL" FOREPLAY (MEANING MAKING OUT, OR
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WHAT EVER YOU LIKE.).
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STEP 3:
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IF YOU'RE TURNED ON, STRIP!!! IF NOT, CONTINUE WITH THE FOREPLAY. ONCE YOU
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ARE STRIPPED, GET INTO A BED, OR SOME OTHER COMFORTABLE SPOT.
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STEP 4:
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NOW, ASSUME THE BOY-ON-GIRL (OR GIRL-ON-BOY) POSITION, AND GET COMFORTABLE.
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(THIS IS WHERE THE FUN PART COMES IN!!!) START BY RUBBING EACH OTHER'S BODY, IN
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ANY SPOT YOU LIKE!! (FUN!) THEN, HAVE THE BOY INSERT HIS PROBING INSTRUMENT
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INTO TARGET AREA "X". GIRLS, MAKE SURE YOUR MEN DO THIS SLOWLY, AS TO ATTAIN
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MAXIMUM PLEASURE!
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STEP 5:
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HAVE THE PERSON ON TOP, GIRL OR BOY, START MAKING QUICK UP-AND-DOWN THRUSTS.
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BY THE WAY, THE BOY-ON-GIRL POSITION IS PREFERABLE, BECAUSE THERE WILL BE MORE
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POWER BEHIND EACH STROKE. AFTER A FEW SECONDS, BOTH PARTNERS WILL BEGIN TO
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EXPERIENCE GREAT FEELINGS OF "EUPHORIA" (SEE DEFINITION BELOW). CONTINUE TO DO
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THIS, AND YOU WILL COME TO WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE "CLIMAX", WHERE YOU WILL GET AN
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"ORGASM" (SEE DEFINITIONS BELOW), AND YOU WILL EXPERIENCE TOTALLY AWESOME
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EUPHORIA!! (BY THE WAY, DURING THE ENTIRE TIME OF FORWARD-THRUSTS, YOU ARE
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STILL RUBBING EACH OTHERS BODY!)
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STEP 6:
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THANK YOUR PARTNER FOR THE GREAT TIME, AND SMOKE A CIGARRETTE (IF YOU DON'T
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SMOKE, DRINK A PEPSI!) HAVE FUN!!
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EUPHORIA- A STATE OF TOTAL PLEASURE OR GREAT FEELING.
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CLIMAX- THE HIGH POINT IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WHEN ORGASMS COME.
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ORGASM- A GREAT FEELING OF EUPHORIA, WHICH COMES ONLY DURING SEX.
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BY: THE DATA BLITXZ (DECEMBER 10, 1984)
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