77 lines
3.5 KiB
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77 lines
3.5 KiB
Plaintext
SEMINARS FOR MEN:
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1. Combatting Stupidity
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2. You Can Do Housework Too
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3. PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
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4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
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5. We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas. GIVE US MONEY.
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6. Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am
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7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks")
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8. Parenting - No, it Doesn't End with Conception.
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9. How not to Act like an Ass, When you are Obviously Wrong
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10. Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
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11. Spelling - Even you can get it right
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12. You - The Weaker Sex
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13. Reasons to give Flowers
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14. How to stay awake after sex
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15. Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom
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16. Garbage - Getting it to the Curb.
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17. #101 - You Can Fall Asleep With Out It - If You Really Try
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#102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
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18. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
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19. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
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20. Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S.
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21. The Weekend and Sports are not Synonymous
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22. How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost
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23. The Remote Control - Overcoming your Dependency
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24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
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25. Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
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26. Changing your Underwear - It Really Works
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27. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
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28. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
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29. Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home
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30. Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary
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31. The Attainable Goal - Omitting ]@#$&$ From Your Vocabulary
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32. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
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SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
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1. Combatting the Impulse to Nag
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2. You Can Change the Oil Too
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3. PMS - Learning to Sleep Over at Mother's
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4. How to Fill a Beer Mug
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5. We do not want Stationary for Christmas - PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
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6. Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
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7. How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
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8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone
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Other Than Him to Boss Around
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9. How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
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10. Get a Life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
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11. Balancing a Checkbook - Even You Can Get it Right
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12. You, the Whining Sex
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13. Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
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14. How to Stay Awake During Sex
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15. Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
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16. Shopping - Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
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17. #101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
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#102 It's OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
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18. If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
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19. How to Close the Garage Door
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20. If You Don't Want an Excuse, Don't Demand an Explanation
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21. Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
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22. How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
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23. Living Without Power Windows - How to Turn a Crank
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24. Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
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25. How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
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26. Putting On Something Sexy - Why it Won't Ruin Your Brain
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27. How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
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28. You Too Can Carry a Backpack
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29. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who
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Complain About You the Most
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30. Apologizing for Farting When You're On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
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31. The Attainable Goal - Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
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32. Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel
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