43 lines
2.0 KiB
Groff
43 lines
2.0 KiB
Groff
Subject: And MORE Seminars for Women
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From: MTABBOTT@amherst.edu (Brown-Eyed Squirrel)
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Yes, now women too can enjoy special "just for her" seminars taught by our
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all-male faculty.
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SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
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1. "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
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2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
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3. Elementary Map Reading
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4. Crying and law enforcement
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5. Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR
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6. You can go shopping for less then 4 hours
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7. Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
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8. The Seven-Outfit Week
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9. PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly
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Since Puberty -- Deal With It)
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10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
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11. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
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12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
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13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
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14. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
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15. Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
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16. How to Earn Your Own Money
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17. Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
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18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
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19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
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20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
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21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
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22. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
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23. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
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24. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
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25. What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
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26. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours
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27. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
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28. Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
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29. "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
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30. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
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31. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing his
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Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?
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